Genesia said:

Uh-huh...see?

EDIT:

You...Me...White House Tour...BUZZ.


Just had to put that in your head.
[Edited 3/8/10 20:41pm]

loyal and patient and always paying my friends compliments to make them feel good, but if we like the same guy then fuck you.

DesireeNevermind said:

Also, I'm the kind of friend that does this:

ZombieKitten said:

They supply ass or weed.

MrsGoodnight said:

I have two classes of friends: the 4-ever type and associates. I am a 4-ever friend; I will go to the ends of the earth for my friends until and unless they F-me over! Then, I'm done.

PunkMistress said:

so i gotta text you??

TheVoid said:

Christopher said:

This to me is and isn't funny! That describes my EX, my nephew, and friends over the years...you can't do anything with that except use tough love and, when that fails, you have to cut them out of your life before they drag you down to drowning without a floating device!

whistle said:

You can be mine, we'll be friends with benefits

whistle said:

I'll be your friend ... but I don't offer any benefits

I never really thought about this before....
My friends know that i'm rubbish at giving relationship advice. If they come to me with problems I usually say something like 'i'm sorry to hear that' and laugh at them.
I'm fab at giving advice on babies though. Friends with babies are always asking me stuff and the advice I give generally works.
I'm the kind of friend that is great for a drunken night out or to have a cuppa and a laugh with. My friends know that I don't take life too seriously and they don't often get any deep and meaningful conversation with me.
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whistle said:

I'll be your friend and I have an excellent benefits package

MrsGoodnight said:

so do I
We can share him, I'm not possessive!

I'm honest - Which is usually unappreciated
A good listener
I like to give advice (hopefully often good) but only when asked
I'm the one with the different perspective on things
And very caring (I’m told)

seeingvoices12 said:

Do you want to be my friend?

I'm not intersted in drama bullshit and will listen to it only once, give you a logical solution to your "problem" and never want to be bothered again.

If you come up with drama bullshit again, I'll ask you politely whether you don't think you're being a bit childish.

If you do it once more, I'll ignore you.

I hardly ever call to talk. I call when I want to tell you something important, ask you something important, or to agree on when/where we will meet.

I hate texting. I'll do it from time to time to please you, but after we have had sex I'll stop.

I'm spontanious when it comes to stuff I like doing. Call me for sports TV, pizza and beer and I'm with you. Call me for jogging and I'm with you. Call me for going out all night, fucking bitches (doesn't matter whether you're male or female) and I'm with you.

Call me to take a walk with your dog and you'll never hear from me again.

I'm the kind of friend you can have sex with, just for fun and out of boredom.

I can be insightful, sensitive, humourous and disappointed.

Don't say you want me to call you more often and tell you about my feelings. If I found it logical to tell someone, I would. In fact, I hardly ever talk about things that really hurt me, except you did something to disappoint me.

I'm always honest.

I'm not resentful, but I never forget anything.





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MacDaddy said:

right. where's my passport?...

july said:

Me? Ok...

I think I'm an ok friend. I'm very picky when it comes to calling you my 'friend', I have lots of mates and aquaintences, but we've got to be really compatible and you've got to work hard to be my true friend. I'm the kind of friend who will bring you out of yourself (with my group of 'mummy mates', when we first met it was a bit like stepford wives for a while - I eventually brought their true personalities out and now we're more likely to talk about sex than talk about our kids).

I'm loyal and will do anything to help you if you're truly in need. I'm the organiser of the group - i'll organise your wedding, arrange a box of stuff for you to keep memories of your angel baby, organise funerals, days out, parties, dinner parties, kids parties, weekends away, anything - if it needs organising, I'm yer woman! I'll bake you the best chocolate cake you've ever eaten, but you'll also find yourself as my culinary guinea pig and I'll be expecting you to sell my cake services to your friends and colleagues! I'll make you cards, buy you gifts when you're low, send you silly texts and emails and talk to you on msn til 3am while you get your head around some awful family stuff. If you're a single male friend I'll send you a valentines card. I'll give you advice (whether you want it or not) and if you need information on anything then I'll find it out for you.

In return, I'm not great at asking for help, but my friends are the sort who can spot when I need something and will offer without me having to ask. I'm ALWAYS late, so if you need me somewhere then you need to give me a time that's roughly half an hour before I'm actually supposed to be there I'm very outgoing and can be a teensy bit loud when I've had too much to drink (but I'm not obnoxious... I hope!) I swear a lot and usually drag most conversations into the gutter (but only if I think you can handle it). I'll take the piss out of your nymphomania, if you're that way inclined and I will frequently bring up Prince, just coz I know it winds you up . I'm basically the sort of person who talks a lot and I'll go out of my way to make you feel good. I like to be the happy, chatty one, so if I'm feeling down I will drop off the face of the earth, until I bounce back. I won't bore you with my problems unless it's absolutely necessary.

Oh.. And I can talk the hind legs off a donkey - if you wanna chat to me be sure to set aside some time

I feel like a long-winded advert for the lonely hearts column!
[Edited 3/9/10 3:59am]

Ill NEVER remember your birthday but I'll be really pissed off if you forget mine

MacDaddy said:

Deal!

MrsGoodnight said:

this is good, because i hate talking about myself. i prefer to treat people as today's guests on my personal chat show.

johnart said:

I would so get kicked out. Or arrested. Because we'd have to steal that hideous, studded, wide belt Michelle wears all.thedamn.time.

We'd need a few things for Betina, too.
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Genesia said:

That was the best cheese ever.

Dave1992 said:

This shit wins the Internet

I guess you would have to ask the people who call me "friend". I had a friend call me "a dear friend" the other day and I love that he feels that way about me. I guess if I am any reflection of the people I give that title, I am pretty fucking awesome.

Vendetta1 said:

You're always threatening all your friends on facebook.

I'm constantly reading, "Nathan, I'm going to kill you...", "Dan, you are so dead...", "Carrie, you gonna get cut..." and so forth.

It's a serious problem with you!

TheVoid said:

I'm the one they tell stuff to that they dont' tell anyone else. Dark stuff. No idea why! I'm not the one they come to when they want tea and sympathy. No idea about that either

TheVoid said:

Ivy lives by the motto: You only stab the ones you love.

She threatens you because she likes you. If she didn't like you, she'd ignore you.