I'm the one they tell stuff to that they dont' tell anyone else. Dark stuff. No idea why! I'm not the one they come to when they want tea and sympathy. No idea about that either

What are you like as a friend? What is your place in the dynamics of your group of friends?

vivid said:

I can think of some other things besides tea and sympathy , but sure, let's have a cup of tea afterward.

peb319 said:

oh before you take me to the airport, would you mind helping me move house? I'll be dropping the kids to your house this afternoon, I know you will be home, just for 4 hours or so, while I get my hair done

MrsGoodnight said:

If you need me for something that's important to you, I'll be there. I've come to loathe groups, though, so you'll be hard-pressed to get me to socialize in a non-one-to-one situation. And, if we must go out, please make it in the downtown core (preferably within walking distance of my apartment ).

I am a loyal and dependable friend, but a cranky one.

I'm not intersted in drama bullshit and will listen to it only once, give you a logical solution to your "problem" and never want to be bothered again.

If you come up with drama bullshit again, I'll ask you politely whether you don't think you're being a bit childish.

If you do it once more, I'll ignore you.

I hardly ever call to talk. I call when I want to tell you something important, ask you something important, or to agree on when/where we will meet.

I hate texting. I'll do it from time to time to please you, but after we have had sex I'll stop.

I'm spontanious when it comes to stuff I like doing. Call me for sports TV, pizza and beer and I'm with you. Call me for jogging and I'm with you. Call me for going out all night, fucking bitches (doesn't matter whether you're male or female) and I'm with you.

Call me to take a walk with your dog and you'll never hear from me again.

I'm the kind of friend you can have sex with, just for fun and out of boredom.

I can be insightful, sensitive, humourous and disappointed.

Don't say you want me to call you more often and tell you about my feelings. If I found it logical to tell someone, I would. In fact, I hardly ever talk about things that really hurt me, except you did something to disappoint me.

I'm always honest.

I'm not resentful, but I never forget anything.

TheVoid said:

ZombieKitten said:

oh sorry!!!
i can't take u to the airprt..
i'm helping a friend move.....

Dave1992 said:

you and Dan are conditional friends

I'll only be your friend IF…

perfect match!!!! you can check each other's criteria, if you know what I mean

ZombieKitten said:

Under these circumstances all of us are "conditional" friends.

"I'll only be your friend if we get along well"

"I'll only be your friend if we share at least something"

"I'll only be your friend if your friendship is as unconditional as mine"

Dave1992 said:

I don't really even think about it that much

if it happens it happens

ZombieKitten said:

"I'll only be your friend if it happens!"

peb319 said:

what kind of friend are YOU!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

the kind that watches your kids for 4 hours while you get your hair done!!

maybe i squeeze in the airport after??

peb319 said:

oh OK that would be great! if you are going to the grocery store today, would you mind picking up a pallet of cokes?

ZombieKitten said:

ok!!
but remember no cleaning for me..for 2 weeks
doctor's orders..and nothing over 10 pounds lifting...
i'll guess i'll have to bring the pallet in a little at a time

peb319 said:

don't you have a forklift?

ZombieKitten said:

"I'll only be your friend if it happens!"

Dave1992 said:

Really though, I can't imagine coming up with set rules like that or even spending time thinking about it. I guess I just wade in there and play it by ear, for better or worse.

ZombieKitten said:

well you know i always meant to get one..
but you're the only one that needs to have it..
and i've lookin at prices
i'll have it soon

Fauxie said:

me too

peb319 said:

great! bring it for the house move also

ZombieKitten said:

great!!
i'll load it onto the movin truck and bring it!!

Ace said:

You make an excellent point.

I'm all about hanging out, but not past 9pm on weeknights. Actually, after 8 is pushing it.

And if it's further than a 20 minute bus ride (with no transfers), I'll be needing a ride.

peb319 said:

you're an awesome friend! I'd love for you to come and meet my best friend Jane, she also needs help moving

I'm not intersted in drama bullshit and will listen to it only once, give you a logical solution to your "problem" and never want to be bothered again.

If you come up with drama bullshit again, I'll ask you politely whether you don't think you're being a bit childish.

If you do it once more, I'll ignore you.

I hardly ever call to talk. I call when I want to tell you something important, ask you something important, or to agree on when/where we will meet.

I hate texting. I'll do it from time to time to please you, but after we have had sex I'll stop.

I'm spontanious when it comes to stuff I like doing. Call me for sports TV, pizza and beer and I'm with you. Call me for jogging and I'm with you. Call me for going out all night, fucking bitches (doesn't matter whether you're male or female) and I'm with you.

Call me to take a walk with your dog and you'll never hear from me again.

I'm the kind of friend you can have sex with, just for fun and out of boredom.

I can be insightful, sensitive, humourous and disappointed.

Don't say you want me to call you more often and tell you about my feelings. If I found it logical to tell someone, I would. In fact, I hardly ever talk about things that really hurt me, except you did something to disappoint me.

I'm always honest.

I'm not resentful, but I never forget anything.





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