ZombieKitten said:

yes i do!!
here..
CATCH!!!!! :eggthrowingemoticon:


but you're exactly right..
or 'my car's in the shop can you take me here there and everywhere???'
and the last i heard from them was christmas or something

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

I don't know. It's all fucked up right now.

loyal,caring,generous thats the kind of friend I believe I am

MrsGoodnight said:

Lawd....


1. I'm the friend you 'come out' to, then remain heavily closeted and get married afterwords.

2. I'm the friend you reveal some totally twisted, perverted shit to, even if we'd just met a few weeks ago.

3. I'm the friend you drag places when you want somebody to argue on your behave about something, because I don't mind being an asshole from time to time.

4. I'm a very loyal friend if I like you.

5. I'm the friend who does not like being called or asked to do something on the spot.

6. I'm the friend who absolutely hates being criticized or guilt tripped if I can't hang out with you on the spot, and am likely not to do it in the future just cause of your asinine behavior.

7. I'm the friend who doesn't need your drama bullshit and am probably hanging out with you just because I need someone to go to the club with and don't fucking irritate me on the way to the club.


8. I'm the friend who will tell you that your girlfriend is a slut or your boyfriend is a douche...but only if you're stupid enough to ask for my opinion.


9. I'm the friend who is very easy to get along with so long as you're not a douche.

10. I'm the friend who is an emotional sponge, so if you're a douche or unhappy person, I'll make myself scarce--for some reason it rubs off on me, and I don't like that.

11. I'm the friend who has no interest being your friend whatsoever if we've been friends or lovers before. I know how fucked up you are, and to fall out of friendship that way was for good reason. Stay away and go fuck yourself in the meantime.

12. I'm the friend who will let you make your own mistakes, but probably won't be there when you make them--I hate to see a slow moving trainwreck.

peb319 said:

oh before you take me to the airport, would you mind helping me move house? I'll be dropping the kids to your house this afternoon, I know you will be home, just for 4 hours or so, while I get my hair done

TheVoid said:

these people you don't like so much, why do you call them your friends?

I'm a pretty awesome friend. I always go the xtra Mile 4 Ppl.

In my diff groups of friends I'm usually the one everyone looks to for a laugh or to say shot that's off the wall n I'm usually the butt of a lot of joes cuz I don't take it personally

My faults r it takes me 4ever to return calls or if I'm going thru sumthing I tend to fall off the face of the earth for a while.

Oh and I never offer to drive. Ever

the pushover, though i'm trying to change that. i'd just rather go along with most stuff than get into a fight, though certain things i'm totally unflexible on

i usually drive places.

i'll cut a bitch for my closer friends. it gets me into trouble sometimes.

i'm terrible at calling/texting back sometimes. people either learn i need to retreat into hermitdom, or stop talking to me.

i'm either very quiet or kind of a ridiculous spaz

The kind that throws a good friend under the bus because she told a lie involving me to play games with someone and I wasn't cool with it, so told that someone it was a lie, to appease them and gain a little of their trust, simply because they've been turning into a complete psychopath during my silence and I'm scared of what might happen. I'm trusting it's for the best in the long run, knowing my friend can probably handle the fallout, but still feel shit about it right now.

I am the reformed pushover... I realized that I was attracting dysfunctional bitches in my life and I had to systematically get rid of each and every person that thought they could push their beliefs or opinions on me.

I learned to love myself... totally, and NOW that makes me an honest friend. One that will tell you when your right, and one that will let you know when you're wrong even if I have to scream it.

I have few friends because of it, but each person that I have come to call "friend" is a gem that shines in their own unique way they are loved by me, and I wouldn't want it any other way. Now, because of how I am, I am truly a friend that is loved and appreciated and treated like a gem also.


Life is good.

So a meddler, basically, but never out of malice or tendentiousness. I want everyone to be happy and I try to support people, mediate if need be, give advice, listen, with good intentions and a genuine heart, but since it never seems to turn out well I should take about a hundred steps back and leave people the fuck alone.

paintedlady said:

That's awesome!

Fauxie said:

you need a hug, huh?

evenstar3 said:

Just a bit. Squeeze me real tight.

When's Mon getting back from the market?

Fauxie said:

awww nick! good rule of thumb, you don't need other people's bullshit even if you're trying to help them. it sounds like these people especially aren't appreciative.

A damn good one too bad alot of people never stuck around to find out

for the final time: i haven't got any friends.

I don't know
I'm annoying, I think

evenstar3 said:

It's just complicated. My former friend is unraveling, has behaved unbelievably badly for the umpteenth time, and we don't want him in our lives. Through him, however, we've found the most amazing friendship with his (now ex) wife. Maybe we should've been smarter several months back and agreed with her that we'd keep our distance and wait, but the three of us get on so well and have so much fun together that it's just not easy. She has a baby girl that he doesn't want, says isn't his, and who he won't support. She gets lonely, feels down, and is trying to stay strong for her and her baby and get him out of her life and move on. What are we supposed to do, stay away and do nothing when she needs friends? He's losing the plot, frighteningly so, and won't go away or let us three be friends. Ok... you've got friends, you get married, your friends get on with your wife, your wife kicks you out and your friends remain friends with your wife but not you. I get the frustration, but if he stopped to think about why none of us want him in our lives, and recognized that he's been getting increasingly impossible this last few years, couldn't he understand that we don't deserve him terrorizing us all like this? I still want him to be happy, just somewhere else and without me being a part of it, and I want to be free to be friends with her without complication.

Ugh.

Reply to 'What kind of friend are you?'

I'm the kind of friend who'll carry yummy cheese in her purse, to her friends 150 miles away.

Ask Ivy. She'll tell you.

Genesia said:

Cheese.

johnart said:

See?

Genesia said:

You should carry some to DC.

Just sayin.

Fauxie said:

johnart said:

How 'bout I airmail some? We have very good brick cheese in Wisconsin...

I'm the kind of person who will drop a live scorpion in a woman's purse when she's not looking just for a laugh.

Oh and sometimes I sucker punch my buddies in the kidneys just to watch them double over in pain.

People like me.


.....(specially inserted for my friend Zaza)

Genesia said:

You can do that but then we wouldn't be able to do all the DC touristy stuff high on a martini buzz.

johnart said: