zaza said:

well, since the topic has been breached already, it would technically be "have you ever tried to masturbate in A public place?" or "have you ever masturbated in a public place?"

but, it's not a criticism. your english is very good and i couldn't even manage french when i took it.

cborgman said:

Fucking articles, tenses and conditionals! Thanks, cborgman

zaza said:

like i said, i can't handle two languages. i can barely handle english.

cborgman said:

I have big respect for all those people who can speak with more than 3 languages

zaza said:

I read no one elses posts to this thread except your original one

I think it's funny as hell but whatever

Mach said:

zaza said:

oh, crap.

when i said "in A public place" i only capoitalized to draw attention to the difference. it's supposed to be "a public place"

sorry

whistle said:

same.


I find it a little bizarre.

CarrieMpls said:

i even think it's odd if women want to watch me do it.

cborgman said:

I just wrote "A" to make you satisfied

cborgman said:

whistle said:

i love this stopry, though many people find it disturbing...

so, when i was in junior and high school, i thought jason priestly was hella-hot. so, despite the bad reviews (i was a film snob even then), i went to see a crap movie he made called "calendar girl"

there is a scene in which the characters are at a nude beach. at one point jason runs from the camera, showing his ass. then he stops, and pivots, and his big meaty cock unintentionally swings up into frame for a second or two.

horny teenage chris was like:





i thought i imagined it. so i finished the movie, then cleared out of the theater, waitied in the lobby, and snuck into the next showing.

being as the movie was a huge flop, i was the only one in the next screening, and horny teeage chris spanked it in the theater to a second and a half of jason priestley's pee-pee.

Mach said:

why that face?

zaza said:

i'm a bad english speaker

cborgman said:

this choice of words made me laugh really hard.

cborgman said:

ROFL

whistle said:

that didn't occur to me.

a huge flop of a movie with a lovely flop of his penis in it.

Harlepolis said:

cborgman said:

whistle said:

I dunno really ... it's cool and everything ( how you feel )

Some women REALLY enjoy watching their man touch himself though

ernestsewell said:

So you left a stream of jizz in your aunt's swimming pool??! That's some rude shit

Mach said:

oh, i know! i've been asked many times, but i always feel strange or self-conscious...

whistle said:

Ahhh

I understand

hell no

ernestsewell said:

ugh

cborgman said:

Im quite sure i've read that story in a thread years ago

Protege said:

What....like it's a revelation people masturbate? That IS the topic, silly. I'm not spilling on their carpet or using a pillow case.


Not usually.

ernestsewell said:

Where do you "catch it"?