muirdo said:

My stomach, chest, and/or a tissue, where most men let it land (most times when they're alone unless they're pinching the end of their dick and dropping it in the cat box or something).

ernestsewell said:

my mum used to sit tissues next to my bed so I wouldnt use my socks.

muirdo said:

hahahaha my mother was clueless or didn't care. I remember the first time I masturbated and came, I thought I peed. I freaked out, ran to the bathroom to wash my hands off, and figure out what happened. My mother was in the next room reading her daily devotion before going to bed. She NEVER asked "Ernest, what are you doing?" (cuz she was usually SO nosy about every move I made). I had used SO much Avon Skin So Soft back in those early self-abuse days....I had the softest hard on around. hahahaha

ernestsewell said:

i knew the topic, silly. of course it's not some sort of revelation that people masturbate.

i just found the idea of masturbating in someone else's home just for the sake of doing it (or knowing you've done it; however you want to phrase it) a little bizarre.

Protege said:

Eh.....when ya gotta do it, ya gotta do it. Plus it helps me sleep if I work myself up into a good lather.

What a sweet thread.

Ah..no.

at school in third grade when I thought no one was looking

Do the sheds at Menard's Hardware count? I've got a few stories on those. It's a wonder I wasn't arrested...

On the el going to Forest Park near Chicago. Only one other person on the train. I don't know what came over me.

zaza said:

where else!


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This thread is making me feel like a perv who is masturbating everywhere


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thekidsgirl said:

Come on, almost every single person on the org is a perv in it's own way

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Of course they count!
Now tell us those stories

zaza said:

Its good to know there are other pervs in this world!!

tinaz said:

You can't be normal when you like Prince's music

zaza said:

This is what Ive always been told!

zaza said:

well a bunch of pervs who are being very hush-hush about the places where they have masturbated

thekidsgirl said:

mmmmm hmmmmm

tinaz said:

Nope. Never felt aroused like that in public sans mate, and I'd be too freaked out that a kid might pass by or somethin'. I used to do some freaky stuff together with my first husband though when we first got married, we were like jackrabbits

remind me please, to use hand sanitizer before I shake your hand

BlackAdder7 said:

No public touching of bits going on here, Sugar

Now everytime I see my friends I'm going to be wondering when if they ever jack off in public and not want to touch them

Ottensen said:

eggzactly!!

I feel like jacking off right now and I'm at home. I'm watching "Miami Vice" on the Centric network and this particular episode has a lot of Philip Michael Thomas shirtless. All that chest hair. It may be cold outside but it's hot as hell up in here.

I second the "on a plane" count.

tinaz said:

I have a friend that loves to gett off while she's driving. been doin it for years.

Ottensen said:

wouldn't that defeat the whole purpose of having a private moment with yourself....