^^^
awww... ur so sweet ernest.

but I'm one of the rainbow children. I know u dislike my kind.

nyse said:

Whatever, myse

ernestsewell said:

I've done it once in the school when everyone of my class was gone. It was hard day and lil'zaza had nothing to do..

The last time must have been about a year ago. I was meeting this sexy older, Christian woman who was sort of supposed to have been introducing me to some folks at the IPA (international psychoanalytical association). We met a couple of times over at coffee and just discussed some views on those issues - and it seemed like she was perfectly aware that I'd like to have a go at her. But I mean, it was supposed to have been more or less a professional thing and she was according to her own words a devout Christian as well. So before meeting her I just walked to the university campus, which is located in Central Helsinki, went to the stalls and beat off just to lower my hormone levels, you know.

It didn't take too long either.

ernestsewell said:

How on EARTH does somebody not remember masturbating in church??!?!?!?!?

Imago said:

Exactly!!

zaza said:

I'll hand it to you, zaza. I've started a lot of really bad threads in my day (like this one: http://prince.org/msg/100/271328 ); however, your threads have already surpassed one in sheer terribleness.

Imago said:

I'm so proud of myself!

zaza said:

.....lol

Cinema or concert is the best place

"do or do not. there is no try."

This thread is a failure.

zaza said:

we like to say it in more polite terms, as in...

"this thread is imago-tastic"

zaza said:

I know, isn't it?

It's almost as bad as an associated artist thread.

ernestsewell said:

I can one-up you. I've had sex in a church. Well, the bell tower of a church, at least.

Imago said:

It wasn't during the service! I didn't exactly whip out lil' Ernest while the choir was singing "There Shall Be Showers of Blessings" or something.

I feel like it was while I was there for other reasons (like a play rehearsal or whatever).

I've also masturbated in a swimming pool at my aunt's house. If I stay at someone's house overnight, I always masturbate, just to know I have jerked off in their house, unbeknown to them.

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Imago said:

Or as any "org-site discussion" thread

cborgman said:

et tu?

ernestsewell said:

That's nasty!

Ehm..

Imago said:

i'd still blow ya.

cborgman said:

zaza said:

So NOT. I don't spill on their sheets or anything. But the musk is in the air for a while. LOL

ernestsewell said:

I know, Ernest..I KNOW.. There's no other thing you can do in the middle of the night when you can't fall asleep in your friends house..I know..

zaza said:

Yeah, it's why I rarely sleep at someone else's house. And if I do, it's usually because I don't have to masturbate.....ya know.

"tried" /// :

Mach said:

Ok, sorry y'all that I don't speak English as good as you and that I have problems with English grammar. I'd bet you all hardly know a sentence in Czech, so please, calm down. Is "have you ever masturbated" grammaticaly correct?
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zaza said:

zaza said:

omg

It was just a joke / word play


nevermind

Mach said:

I know it was a joke, but it drives me crazy You know, Mr.Yoda was joking about "tried", now you and some others before..so please, it's not funny anymore!

Now, back to the masturbation..

We don't have to agree on everything, folks.
Only the things that are important

Besides, speaking the language of love is all one needs to get it the fuck on up in heh