sammij said:

all these womenz getting pics with these usta be so so looking now fine as fuck menz.

sammij said:

I'm 'bout sick o' u!

"If another paparazzo shouts that corny "Serena 1, Common 'love' "
joke at me one more time, I'm makin' the news tonight."

SERENA BABY....IT'S GON RAIN ON YO HEAD!!!

AND THIS IS HOW YOU GET AND KEEP A MAN!!!

SCNDLS said:

Yeah, baby get them balls for me, and I'll get yours later.

sammij said:

Ya'll mofos lookin' all cozy an' shit. Yeah, I'm jealous!

SCNDLS said:

And he smelled SO good....


felt good too.

sammij said:

SCNDLS said:

Recap! :

She just don't know it but I'm plottin' how to get her chocolatay ass back to tha hotel!

So, ummmmm, do you speak French baby? Yeah, gurl, that sounds sexay!

SCNDLS said:

Funny you should mention that

when i stood up to leave, i caught him oogling my thighs
.... i shoulda stayed right there.

^^ lucky girl you. i woulda gave him a freebie yessuh!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

i knooooow
the friend i was with was about to pass out ( ) so we had to jet

i could've gotten some groupie-type lovin from Common

sammij said:

Gurl, please, I woulda had some other kinda pics of Common if he was oglin' me.

sammij said:

That good ol' nasty sex! Whhhooooo Lawd!

SCNDLS said:

stop it dammit Im gettin horny for some celeb lovin'.
All i know is i betta not see that nucca anytime soon cuz it will be on and crackin!!! he can put my back out any time he pleases and i be pleased to please him!

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

shiit, i aint lyin!!! Serena best be on her cycle or somethin'. I aint tryna fight that musclely brawd. I mean I can box the shit out of a bitch but I'm kinda scurred o' her big ass!! she might sucka punch me wit a tennis racket!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

I'm sorry D, but Serena is a world class athalete, so I don't think you'd wanna tangle with her, especially over a man. You twos would be like two Rotts in the yard fightin' over the last bone.
[Edited 8/5/09 20:22pm]

SCNDLS said:

Yep. And then my cousin Neicey would jump in and start weave yankin cuz she don't like Serena anyway. Just a TMZ bitchfest waitin' to happen. So not sexy.

but uh...if I see him at da club and Serena in the ladies room...well.

DesireeNevermind said:

Catch him next time he tours, cuz when the dog's away from the cat . . .

A rapper with no tattoos?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

RodeoSchro said:

Not to worry. I'm sure Badu branded him before she was done with him.

ThreadBare said:

ThreadBare said:

I thought that was love Among the worst celebrity breakups.

DesireeNevermind said:

What the hell is ya'll talking about??? She was up under DOC gettin' preggers pretty damn quick after Common. I think people think they dated much longer than they actually did.

sammij said:

SCNDLS said:

A "True Blood-ism"!!!!


Love it!!