Peppermint Patty is noted for her persistent habit of profoundly misunderstanding basic concepts and ideas that most people would consider obvious, leading to embarrassing situations. Peppermint Patty has brown chin-length hair, and she has freckles on her face. She almost always wears sandals. She also rolled her candy cigarettes in her sleeve. She's also listed on the Myers-Briggs personality test as an ESTP, which is the personality most associated with troublesome kids. ESTP is a stubborn personality with a dare-devil twist. She also thought a school for gifted children meant that she would get free gifts if she enrolled Peppermint Patty's bad grades are possibly exacerbated by her tendency to sleep through class. This was explained by the fact that her father works late, and Patty is too insecure to sleep until he returns home Patty is also a star athlete, especially in baseball, where her team regularly trounces Charlie Brown's squad.

I was always very fascinated with vaginas on girls, and always enjoyed opportunities at playing doctor.

Oddly just before puberty, which girls go through first, hairy vaginas scared me a bit, but I think it was more related to the impending changes I knew I would go through.


To this day, the vagina is quiet a formidable and respectable human organ.

I was always very fascinated with vaginas on girls, and always enjoyed opportunities at playing doctor.

Oddly just before puberty, which girls go through first, hairy vaginas scared me a bit, but I think it was more related to the impending changes I knew I would go through.


To this day, the vagina is quiet a formidable and respectable human organ.

I was always very fascinated with vaginas on girls.

vaginas on mars?

That sounds like a Bowie song.

we don't have cooties here

but we do have boy germs and girl germs!

I was a tomboy and always played with boys anyway. Nobody kissed me until I was 18 anyway, by which stage one hopes to be over it

It's a mind trick the ghey have learned through the years to soften the blow of visualizing vaginas.

Listening to Bowie music?

It's a mind trick the ghey have learned through the years to soften the blow of visualizing vaginas.

Listening to Bowie music?

that can't be right, because i am teh ghey and i traveled to chicago last weekend to see a peaches concert. i think this is an effort that should be considered equal to actual cunnilingus.

did i spell that right?

cannelingus? wait, no, that's eating out a melon

We're Prince fans. What do you think?