What would you do if...


1. You couldn't get in trouble legally or financially for it

2. No one was looking

3. Your parents, extended family and friends wouldn't judge you

And

4. It didn't ruin your health, make you fat or fuck up your skin


What would you do? I will start!


I'd would be a voyeur and watch Barack and Michelle get busy. I would also watch Brad and Angelina. Only because these two couples are so sexy, powerful and surreal that it's hard to picture them being intimate despite the fact that they have kids. I imagine them being either freaks or frigid.

I would also rob Rush Limbaugh after I whooped his ass with a really big paddle! Or maybe I'd use an ironing cord, have to think about that one.




This is definitely and anything goes type of thread. Proceed!

I'd charge for sex.

I'd put Obama's balls in and around my mouth.

DanceWme said:

I would sooo videotape that! I think

Rob all the banks in my city.
Take a few trips around the world.
Have uninhibited sex outside in public once a day.
Take instead of buy a brand new DSLR.
and so on, and so forth.

DesireeNevermind said:

Visit OJ in jail and tell him "You know you fucked up right?"


Visit Phil Spector in jail and tell him "Don't drop the soap Byatch!"

1. You couldn't get in trouble legally or financially for it Harvest Mary Jane, sell it

2. No one was looking Be nude..all day, all night.

3. Your parents, extended family and friends wouldn't judge you Do porn

And

4. It didn't ruin your health, make you fat or fuck up your skin Eat Lindor White chocolate all damn day...

Sit outside of Johnny Gill's house to see if Eddie comes by with his leather pants on.

Shave MJ's head bald so i can laugh my ass off.

Listen in on Oprah and Stedman's conversations.

The only thing I’d do differently is have large, sumptuous meals 3 times a day with decadent desserts every evening.

DanceWme said:

i'd climb into bed with will and jada, and the next night i'd be bunkin' with brad and angelina

next, i'd follow the rock home and...

sammij said:

u gonna get in bed and brad's gonna be in his benjamin button costume.
u'll be scared shitless

I would squat in one of Oprah's mansions for a month!!!


I would lift as much material from Prince's vault as my trunk could hold!!



I would eat crab, lobster, avocado and red wine every day and wash it down with some new york cheese cake!

JustErin said:

How much?

DanceWme said:

hhhhelllll naw
but if he's up on some of that interview with the vampire shit, it's on.

sammij said:

oooooh

or on that Fight Club status

our father in heaven

MajesticOne89 said:

A lot.

DanceWme said:

To all the ladies...

Eat whatever the hell I wanted to

Try drugs

i'd kidnap a few orgers and disappear for a few months

1. I'd take over this country.
2. Steal a bed to sleep on.
3. Visit my boyfriend.
3.5. I wouldn't worry about saving myself for marriage...
4. I'd buy my own home somewhere in the mountains....or in a different country.
5. I'd buy all the manga I could think of.

1. Buy an old car and smash into the cars of people who piss me off on the highway- ala demolition derby.

2.

3. Quit my job and live a carefree lifestyle for a while

4. Go back to eating all the crap I gave up... like bacon and ribs

JustErin said:

you know what...i would too ...





(thats kinda been a fantasy of mine ..though i doubt i could really handle it and fear that my offers would eventually be nothing but old women and dudes )

SirPsycho said:

i think a LOT of people would charge for nookie
hell, i probably would too.

CarrieMpls said:

me too
and not gain an ounce...
oh heaven!!

sammij said:

yeah ok...we all say would but 45% of us would chicken out

SirPsycho said:

I wouldn't. I feel like I should be charging someone now.

I would forcibly tattoo the word Limp Dick on the forehead of men who cheat on their loving wives and girlfriends and then freeze all their assets! For cheating ass women...chastity belts!

I'd print money