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Reply #60 posted 05/19/09 7:36pm

DesireeNevermi
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Genesia said:

Men are totally uncomplicated. I mean...what's to get? Feed 'em, fuck 'em, let 'em watch football. shrug



yeah but when you try and talk to them it's like


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Reply #61 posted 05/19/09 7:36pm

SirPsycho

DesireeNevermind said:

Genesia said:

Men are totally uncomplicated. I mean...what's to get? Feed 'em, fuck 'em, let 'em watch football. shrug



yeah but when you try and talk to them it's like




...ha...you should give me a try
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Reply #62 posted 05/19/09 7:37pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

By complicated I mean whose harder to understand, whose unable to articulate their thoughts, whose thoughts are less cohesive, whose less trustworthy, whose more needy, who has more emotional difficulties, whose less adept at dealing with multiple situations and personalities and whose just all out fucked up in the head. Generally speaking of course. hmmm



Sounds to me like you're describing a genetic combination of a man and a woman... lol

to answer the question, I think men and women share those traits you mentioned....but it always comes down to one simple premise: Men tend to try to be simple about things (1+1=2)...women tend to want to intentionally complicate things for drama's sake....
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...evillol
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #63 posted 05/19/09 7:37pm

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There are no absolutes, people!
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Reply #64 posted 05/19/09 7:38pm

Imago

Moonbeam said:

There are no absolutes, people!

Thanks Moonbeam, give us a call when your shuttle lands hug
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Reply #65 posted 05/19/09 7:39pm

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Imago said:

Moonbeam said:

There are no absolutes, people!

Thanks Moonbeam, give us a call when your shuttle lands hug


lol
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Reply #66 posted 05/19/09 7:42pm

Vendetta1

DesireeNevermind said:

Vendetta1 said:

Nope. I'll take it point by point in a minute.




I had to re-boot my computer. lol


First of all, I am a chick so there's that first hand experience for ya.

harder to understand-I am a woman and I don't get us. The men in my life: not a problem. I will never understand why women play games with men and each other and just don't say what they really mean. WTf is up with that?


whose unable to articulate their thoughts-women again. again I don't understand games like women want men to be mind readers and get pissed when men can't read minds.

whose thoughts are less cohesive -see above.

whose less trustworthy-i think this one is just a joke. I am a woman. I've done some stuff. I trust some women but not as a whole.

whose more needy-another joke. women are the absolute worse. guys can go off be by themselves but if he is in a relationship, don't pull that or his woman will trip.

who has more emotional difficulties-women. it's not really our fault though. It's kind of built in but it manifests itself in the things a lot of women I know find important. the gossip, the tearing other women down. emotionally secure people don't need to do that shit.

whose less adept at dealing with multiple situations and personalities-WOMEN. they make a judgment about you from first sight.

whose just all out fucked up in the head-Wo-MEN. I've never met a man as insecure as women are.
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Reply #67 posted 05/19/09 7:43pm

Vendetta1

reneGade20 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

By complicated I mean whose harder to understand, whose unable to articulate their thoughts, whose thoughts are less cohesive, whose less trustworthy, whose more needy, who has more emotional difficulties, whose less adept at dealing with multiple situations and personalities and whose just all out fucked up in the head. Generally speaking of course. hmmm



Sounds to me like you're describing a genetic combination of a man and a woman... lol

to answer the question, I think men and women share those traits you mentioned....but it always comes down to one simple premise: Men tend to try to be simple about things (1+1=2)...women tend to want to intentionally complicate things for drama's sake....
Bingo!!!
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Reply #68 posted 05/19/09 7:45pm

Vendetta1

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There are no absolutes, people!
But there averages though. lol
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Reply #69 posted 05/19/09 7:46pm

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Reply #70 posted 05/19/09 7:48pm

Imago

goddamn, Ivy lol

I agree with much of it. I used to think gay men where complicated, but I think they're largely simple as straight men are. They're attracted to masculine men, and many of them claim to be masculine themselves, but once you strip all the pretense and machismo posturing away, they're just little girls lol

I think in large there are always a good number of people who go against the grain so it's hard to say who's more or less complicated for me. If women were complicated, it wouldn't have been so easy for me to manipulate so many when I was younger. And goddamn, was it ever easy.
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Reply #71 posted 05/19/09 7:50pm

CarrieMpls

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Vendetta1 said:

DesireeNevermind said:





I had to re-boot my computer. lol


First of all, I am a chick so there's that first hand experience for ya.

harder to understand-I am a woman and I don't get us. The men in my life: not a problem. I will never understand why women play games with men and each other and just don't say what they really mean. WTf is up with that?


whose unable to articulate their thoughts-women again. again I don't understand games like women want men to be mind readers and get pissed when men can't read minds.

whose thoughts are less cohesive -see above.

whose less trustworthy-i think this one is just a joke. I am a woman. I've done some stuff. I trust some women but not as a whole.

whose more needy-another joke. women are the absolute worse. guys can go off be by themselves but if he is in a relationship, don't pull that or his woman will trip.

who has more emotional difficulties-women. it's not really our fault though. It's kind of built in but it manifests itself in the things a lot of women I know find important. the gossip, the tearing other women down. emotionally secure people don't need to do that shit.

whose less adept at dealing with multiple situations and personalities-WOMEN. they make a judgment about you from first sight.

whose just all out fucked up in the head-Wo-MEN. I've never met a man as insecure as women are.


I can think of examples that are all men, all based on the men in my family.

WAY more messed up with emotions - they can't express them so it all muddles together and comes out as anger at the most inappropriate times.

WAY more needy - can't be alone, can't live alone, could never take care of themselves.

less trustworthy - this is men by a long shot.

I think in general women tend to be MUCH more communicative than your typical straight male.

Again, all of this just tells us none of it boils down to gender lines.



btw - how would we feel about the question if it were posed as who's more complicated, trustworthy, etc. black or white people? confused
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Reply #72 posted 05/19/09 7:52pm

Vendetta1

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goddamn, Ivy lol

I agree with much of it. I used to think gay men where complicated, but I think they're largely simple as straight men are. They're attracted to masculine men, and many of them claim to be masculine themselves, but once you strip all the pretense and machismo posturing away, they're just little girls lol

I think in large there are always a good number of people who go against the grain so it's hard to say who's more or less complicated for me. If women were complicated, it wouldn't have been so easy for me to manipulate so many when I was younger. And goddamn, was it ever easy.
Men are even less complicated when it comes to sex. if 2 guys want to get down, they get down. women get too wrapped up in what someone else will think about them.
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Reply #73 posted 05/19/09 7:55pm

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Vendetta1 said:

DesireeNevermind said:





I had to re-boot my computer. lol


First of all, I am a chick so there's that first hand experience for ya.

harder to understand-I am a woman and I don't get us. The men in my life: not a problem. I will never understand why women play games with men and each other and just don't say what they really mean. WTf is up with that?


whose unable to articulate their thoughts-women again. again I don't understand games like women want men to be mind readers and get pissed when men can't read minds.

whose thoughts are less cohesive -see above.

whose less trustworthy-i think this one is just a joke. I am a woman. I've done some stuff. I trust some women but not as a whole.

whose more needy-another joke. women are the absolute worse. guys can go off be by themselves but if he is in a relationship, don't pull that or his woman will trip.

who has more emotional difficulties-women. it's not really our fault though. It's kind of built in but it manifests itself in the things a lot of women I know find important. the gossip, the tearing other women down. emotionally secure people don't need to do that shit.

whose less adept at dealing with multiple situations and personalities-WOMEN. they make a judgment about you from first sight.

whose just all out fucked up in the head-Wo-MEN. I've never met a man as insecure as women are.




See Im a woman and I've had almost the total opposite experience. I find that guys never mean what they say or say what they mean and get all butt pissed when you call them on it.

The women folk in my life are easy to figure out. Not to say they aren't difficult to deal with at times but I get the neurosis so I can leave em alone for a couple weeks and its all good.

I think women are very articulate but we cover so much ground when we talk for some not used to it (men) the point gets lost. Men on the other hand are the most inarticulate mofos. I mean its like they start sentences and don't finish them or everything is commenced with an "i don't know". They do no but are afraid to say. Then there's the whole inattentive shit. In one ear and out the other. There brains literally can't handle more than one concept at a time. I can talk about a dozen subjects in under 5 minutes


I think ur right that men are better adept at being alone or without female company but it doesn't last long. They eventually turn into needy brats. Women on the other hand say they want companionship but get very irritated once they have it. Some weird eternal search for perfection maybe.


the multiple situation? hmm. i think we tie on that. it depends on what situation and what personality. but i think overall women are better at multitasking than men. households wouldn't be run by them if this weren't the case.


all fucked up in the head? Eh my vote goes to men. Women don't do half the fucked up shit they do. I mean they run the world and its a total armpit!!
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Reply #74 posted 05/19/09 7:55pm

Byron

Well, if you go by conventional humor, it's women by a longshot lol...




*****

A man is walking along the seashore when he comes upon an interesting looking old bottle. As he attempts to brush the dirt off of it a genie pops out. The genie says, "look, I'm really busy and only have time to grant you one wish, so make it good." The man says, "Well, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm deathly afraid of flying and I'm scared to sail on boats. I want you to make a long bridge that extends from California to Hawaii."

The genie says, "I don't know about that. Thats a mighty big order, even for a genie. What would your second wish have been." "Well", says the man, "I'd like to know everything I need to know to understand women."

To which the genie immediately replied, "Did you want that to be 2 lane or 4 lane?"


*****

Women's English-----

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby?=Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


Men's English:
-----


"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
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Reply #75 posted 05/19/09 7:57pm

Vendetta1

CarrieMpls said:

Vendetta1 said:

I had to re-boot my computer. lol


First of all, I am a chick so there's that first hand experience for ya.

harder to understand-I am a woman and I don't get us. The men in my life: not a problem. I will never understand why women play games with men and each other and just don't say what they really mean. WTf is up with that?


whose unable to articulate their thoughts-women again. again I don't understand games like women want men to be mind readers and get pissed when men can't read minds.

whose thoughts are less cohesive -see above.

whose less trustworthy-i think this one is just a joke. I am a woman. I've done some stuff. I trust some women but not as a whole.

whose more needy-another joke. women are the absolute worse. guys can go off be by themselves but if he is in a relationship, don't pull that or his woman will trip.

who has more emotional difficulties-women. it's not really our fault though. It's kind of built in but it manifests itself in the things a lot of women I know find important. the gossip, the tearing other women down. emotionally secure people don't need to do that shit.

whose less adept at dealing with multiple situations and personalities-WOMEN. they make a judgment about you from first sight.

whose just all out fucked up in the head-Wo-MEN. I've never met a man as insecure as women are.


I can think of examples that are all men, all based on the men in my family.

WAY more messed up with emotions - they can't express them so it all muddles together and comes out as anger at the most inappropriate times.

WAY more needy - can't be alone, can't live alone, could never take care of themselves.

less trustworthy - this is men by a long shot.

I think in general women tend to be MUCH more communicative than your typical straight male.

Again, all of this just tells us none of it boils down to gender lines.



btw - how would we feel about the question if it were posed as who's more complicated, trustworthy, etc. black or white people?
confused
I have zero idea what that has to do with this. confuse

Anywho, I am sure if I thought long and hard about it, I could probably come up with one or two guys like you describe. My experience with women is more like I described. a long time ago, I decided I probably could not live as a lesbian because women as a whole suck to me. For every gem, there are ten assholes. That's my truth.
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Reply #76 posted 05/19/09 8:01pm

Vendetta1

DesireeNevermind said:

Vendetta1 said:

I had to re-boot my computer. lol


First of all, I am a chick so there's that first hand experience for ya.

harder to understand-I am a woman and I don't get us. The men in my life: not a problem. I will never understand why women play games with men and each other and just don't say what they really mean. WTf is up with that?


whose unable to articulate their thoughts-women again. again I don't understand games like women want men to be mind readers and get pissed when men can't read minds.

whose thoughts are less cohesive -see above.

whose less trustworthy-i think this one is just a joke. I am a woman. I've done some stuff. I trust some women but not as a whole.

whose more needy-another joke. women are the absolute worse. guys can go off be by themselves but if he is in a relationship, don't pull that or his woman will trip.

who has more emotional difficulties-women. it's not really our fault though. It's kind of built in but it manifests itself in the things a lot of women I know find important. the gossip, the tearing other women down. emotionally secure people don't need to do that shit.

whose less adept at dealing with multiple situations and personalities-WOMEN. they make a judgment about you from first sight.

whose just all out fucked up in the head-Wo-MEN. I've never met a man as insecure as women are.




See Im a woman and I've had almost the total opposite experience. I find that guys never mean what they say or say what they mean and get all butt pissed when you call them on it.

The women folk in my life are easy to figure out. Not to say they aren't difficult to deal with at times but I get the neurosis so I can leave em alone for a couple weeks and its all good.

I think women are very articulate but we cover so much ground when we talk for some not used to it (men) the point gets lost. Men on the other hand are the most inarticulate mofos. I mean its like they start sentences and don't finish them or everything is commenced with an "i don't know". They do no but are afraid to say. Then there's the whole inattentive shit. In one ear and out the other. There brains literally can't handle more than one concept at a time. I can talk about a dozen subjects in under 5 minutes


I think ur right that men are better adept at being alone or without female company but it doesn't last long. They eventually turn into needy brats. Women on the other hand say they want companionship but get very irritated once they have it. Some weird eternal search for perfection maybe.


the multiple situation? hmm. i think we tie on that. it depends on what situation and what personality. but i think overall women are better at multitasking than men. households wouldn't be run by them if this weren't the case.


all fucked up in the head? Eh my vote goes to men. Women don't do half the fucked up shit they do. I mean they run the world and its a total armpit!!
Pul-lease. lol

Anywho, like I said, it's my experience. I have always felt more comfortable around men and them me. My 5 closest friends are male and we spend hours talking about anything under the sun.
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Reply #77 posted 05/19/09 8:06pm

Byron

DesireeNevermind said:

Vendetta1 said:

I had to re-boot my computer. lol


First of all, I am a chick so there's that first hand experience for ya.

harder to understand-I am a woman and I don't get us. The men in my life: not a problem. I will never understand why women play games with men and each other and just don't say what they really mean. WTf is up with that?


whose unable to articulate their thoughts-women again. again I don't understand games like women want men to be mind readers and get pissed when men can't read minds.

whose thoughts are less cohesive -see above.

whose less trustworthy-i think this one is just a joke. I am a woman. I've done some stuff. I trust some women but not as a whole.

whose more needy-another joke. women are the absolute worse. guys can go off be by themselves but if he is in a relationship, don't pull that or his woman will trip.

who has more emotional difficulties-women. it's not really our fault though. It's kind of built in but it manifests itself in the things a lot of women I know find important. the gossip, the tearing other women down. emotionally secure people don't need to do that shit.

whose less adept at dealing with multiple situations and personalities-WOMEN. they make a judgment about you from first sight.

whose just all out fucked up in the head-Wo-MEN. I've never met a man as insecure as women are.




See Im a woman and I've had almost the total opposite experience. I find that guys never mean what they say or say what they mean and get all butt pissed when you call them on it.

The women folk in my life are easy to figure out. Not to say they aren't difficult to deal with at times but I get the neurosis so I can leave em alone for a couple weeks and its all good.

I think women are very articulate but we cover so much ground when we talk for some not used to it (men) the point gets lost. Men on the other hand are the most inarticulate mofos. I mean its like they start sentences and don't finish them or everything is commenced with an "i don't know". They do no but are afraid to say. Then there's the whole inattentive shit. In one ear and out the other. There brains literally can't handle more than one concept at a time. I can talk about a dozen subjects in under 5 minutes


I think ur right that men are better adept at being alone or without female company but it doesn't last long. They eventually turn into needy brats. Women on the other hand say they want companionship but get very irritated once they have it. Some weird eternal search for perfection maybe.


the multiple situation? hmm. i think we tie on that. it depends on what situation and what personality. but i think overall women are better at multitasking than men. households wouldn't be run by them if this weren't the case.


all fucked up in the head? Eh my vote goes to men. Women don't do half the fucked up shit they do. I mean they run the world and its a total armpit!!

I gotta say, NONE of what you detailed here equates to being "complicated". Men are more complicated because they're not as good at multi-tasking? lol confuse...Men are more complicated because they're inarticulate? lol confuse...Men are more complicated because their brains can't handle more than one concept at a time? lol confuse...

Sounds more like you're describing "stupid" than "complicated" nod...And stupid people tend not to be very complicated beings, actually.

Maybe "complicated" isn't the word you're wanting to use for whatever point you're wanting to make about the menfolk cool...


...a "complicated" edit.
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Reply #78 posted 05/19/09 8:10pm

CarrieMpls

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Vendetta1 said:

CarrieMpls said:





btw - how would we feel about the question if it were posed as who's more complicated, trustworthy, etc. black or white people?
confused
I have zero idea what that has to do with this. confuse


I just find it interesting that people are all well and good on sharing and perpetuating sterotypes based on gender but most people would agree that we shouldn't/wouldn't do that based on race... A stereotype is a stereotype.
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Reply #79 posted 05/19/09 8:17pm

Byron

CarrieMpls said:

Vendetta1 said:

I have zero idea what that has to do with this. confuse


I just find it interesting that people are all well and good on sharing and perpetuating sterotypes based on gender but most people would agree that we shouldn't/wouldn't do that based on race... A stereotype is a stereotype.

My guess would be that it's been shown that there really are biological and physiological differences between the genders that effect how each one perceives their environment and expresses their thoughts and feelings...as where there hasn't been anything that shows skin pigmentation effects us in those same ways.
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Reply #80 posted 05/19/09 8:24pm

Vendetta1

CarrieMpls said:

Vendetta1 said:

I have zero idea what that has to do with this. confuse


I just find it interesting that people are all well and good on sharing and perpetuating sterotypes based on gender but most people would agree that we shouldn't/wouldn't do that based on race... A stereotype is a stereotype.
so your perception is I am sharing and perpetuating stereotypes based on gender?

Sorry but that is bullshit. All I have to go on is what has happened to me in my life, what my male friends tell me about women and my view of the world in general.

I am glad some/most women don't feel the same as I do.
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Reply #81 posted 05/19/09 8:25pm

Imago

CarrieMpls said:

Vendetta1 said:

I have zero idea what that has to do with this. confuse


I just find it interesting that people are all well and good on sharing and perpetuating sterotypes based on gender but most people would agree that we shouldn't/wouldn't do that based on race... A stereotype is a stereotype.

Everybody does it.
You did it here, on my really good "My roomate grosses me out" thread: http://prince.org/msg/100/257988

I don't think we're saying one sex is better than the other. Just that one sex is more fucked up than the other.
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Reply #82 posted 05/19/09 8:27pm

Byron

Imago said:

CarrieMpls said:



I just find it interesting that people are all well and good on sharing and perpetuating sterotypes based on gender but most people would agree that we shouldn't/wouldn't do that based on race... A stereotype is a stereotype.

Everybody does it.
You did it here, on my really good "My roomate grosses me out" thread: http://prince.org/msg/100/257988

I don't think we're saying one sex is better than the other. Just that one sex is more fucked up than the other.

You just arbitrarily pull random threads out of your ass, don't you lol lol nod...
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Reply #83 posted 05/19/09 8:34pm

Imago

Byron said:

Imago said:


Everybody does it.
You did it here, on my really good "My roomate grosses me out" thread: http://prince.org/msg/100/257988

I don't think we're saying one sex is better than the other. Just that one sex is more fucked up than the other.

You just arbitrarily pull random threads out of your ass, don't you lol lol nod...

It's funny you should mention ASS. This thread is about ASS, used as a metaphor of course, to describe dependently co-arising forces which challenge the notion of a separate, independent 'self': http://prince.org/msg/100/248406
It was a P&R thread for days, but mods seem to think everything I post is GD fodder.
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Reply #84 posted 05/19/09 8:36pm

Byron

Imago said:

Byron said:


You just arbitrarily pull random threads out of your ass, don't you lol lol nod...

It's funny you should mention ASS. This thread is about ASS, used as a metaphor of course, to describe dependently co-arising forces which challenge the notion of a separate, independent 'self': http://prince.org/msg/100/248406
It was a P&R thread for days, but mods seem to think everything I post is GD fodder.

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Jamie's avatar.

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Reply #85 posted 05/19/09 8:49pm

usedtobebliss

i mean come on.... what the HELL is this one thinking?... huh?



contemplating global warming?... the bailout?.... zen?

i'm so confused
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Reply #86 posted 05/19/09 9:09pm

Amaxx

Byron said:

Well, if you go by conventional humor, it's women by a longshot lol...




*****

A man is walking along the seashore when he comes upon an interesting looking old bottle. As he attempts to brush the dirt off of it a genie pops out. The genie says, "look, I'm really busy and only have time to grant you one wish, so make it good." The man says, "Well, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm deathly afraid of flying and I'm scared to sail on boats. I want you to make a long bridge that extends from California to Hawaii."

The genie says, "I don't know about that. Thats a mighty big order, even for a genie. What would your second wish have been." "Well", says the man, "I'd like to know everything I need to know to understand women."

To which the genie immediately replied, "Did you want that to be 2 lane or 4 lane?"


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Women's English-----

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby?=Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


Men's English:
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"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

spit Thank you for clearing all that up! woot!
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Reply #87 posted 05/19/09 9:17pm

funkpill

damn!!!



you mugs are so smart!!! clapping




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Reply #88 posted 05/20/09 12:05am

ocean

Women nod
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Reply #89 posted 05/20/09 12:05am

ocean

Amaxx said:

Chicks with Dicks! nod

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