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Thread started 04/30/09 6:56pm

SCNDLS

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Post a Funny Old Ass Thread

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Reply #1 posted 04/30/09 7:11pm

FunkMistress

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CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
The Normal Whores Club
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Reply #2 posted 04/30/09 7:12pm

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That donkey is shaken, the sexy motherfucker which shakes that donkey which shakes that donkey!
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
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Reply #3 posted 04/30/09 7:14pm

ThirdandFinal

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FunkMistress said:

http://prince.org/msg/7/65233?&pg=1



Best thing ever

ever
Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore!
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Reply #4 posted 04/30/09 7:15pm

ThirdandFinal

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FunkMistress said:

That donkey is shaken, the sexy motherfucker which shakes that donkey which shakes that donkey!


Jamie Starr is queef. That is the time when your clock is locked. Vantity 6 is sweet very. All acquisition bits, us whom it is possible it stops it is possible now from the stone of my purple separated!


I can't even get past this
Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore!
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Reply #5 posted 04/30/09 7:17pm

SCNDLS

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FunkMistress said:

That donkey is shaken, the sexy motherfucker which shakes that donkey which shakes that donkey!

Damn. faint
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Reply #6 posted 04/30/09 7:24pm

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SCNDLS said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/267461?&pg=1 boxed

http://prince.org/msg/8/267343 sexy

http://prince.org/msg/8/268374 I miss Dance mushy

I think I might have to do a sequel to the perm thread lol

I'm re-reading it and I'm almost in tears of laughter lol
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"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #7 posted 04/30/09 7:27pm

SCNDLS

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bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/267461?&pg=1 boxed

http://prince.org/msg/8/267343 sexy

http://prince.org/msg/8/268374 I miss Dance mushy

I think I might have to do a sequel to the perm thread lol

I'm re-reading it and I'm almost in tears of laughter lol
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highfive Classic!
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Reply #8 posted 04/30/09 7:29pm

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Yes, much respect to sister Jermaine Stewart.

Her conk was majestic. It flapped like a flag in the wind.


spit
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Reply #9 posted 04/30/09 7:31pm

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I'm so ready to start a "worst perm/terrible curls/nappy manes in music" thread lol
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Reply #10 posted 04/30/09 7:37pm

SCNDLS

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A few questions...
What's up w/ lil man on the right (red shirt)??
He lacks confidence... and overall muscle mass comfort
& what's w/ them scaling the walls? lol
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Reply #11 posted 04/30/09 7:39pm

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What the hell happened to Dance???

Too bad.

Him and his goat voice will be around for a while. He fucks for tracks. Ask Puff, Mr. Harrell, and other assorted industry poofs.

As for his greasy sister. All I want is for her and Jermaine to find soap, water, and towels.
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Reply #12 posted 04/30/09 7:41pm

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If anyone can find "What the f**k is the linn drum sound" thread from way back you won't regret it!!! Holy crap my favorite thread of all time. I have it saved on my computer but don't know if there is anyway to upload it.
So this is limbo.
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Reply #13 posted 04/30/09 7:45pm

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SCNDLS said:

What the hell happened to Dance???

Too bad.

Him and his goat voice will be around for a while. He fucks for tracks. Ask Puff, Mr. Harrell, and other assorted industry poofs.

As for his greasy sister. All I want is for her and Jermaine to find soap, water, and towels.

I think he got banned


me, him, and Timmy-classic material

"MANICUREPEDICURE!" lol


with free pokefryrice
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Reply #14 posted 04/30/09 7:49pm

SCNDLS

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Eddie: you like my shoes, Mike? Johnny liked them so I just HAD to buy them

falloff
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Reply #15 posted 04/30/09 7:51pm

SCNDLS

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bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

What the hell happened to Dance???

Too bad.

Him and his goat voice will be around for a while. He fucks for tracks. Ask Puff, Mr. Harrell, and other assorted industry poofs.

As for his greasy sister. All I want is for her and Jermaine to find soap, water, and towels.

I think he got banned


me, him, and Timmy-classic material

"MANICUREPEDICURE!" lol


with free pokefryrice


Dance was a FOOL!

Jimmy was

DEAD

ASS

WRONG

for that weave.

That looked like something out of a bad 80s horror flick. I suffered through GB the other day and every time he came on screen with that mess I jumped. I almost expected it to spit acid and then swallow Jill Jones and Robin Power.


AND

Well, he is the originator creator emancipator agitator masturbator constipator alligator

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Reply #16 posted 04/30/09 7:57pm

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SCNDLS said:

Eddie: you like my shoes, Mike? Johnny liked them so I just HAD to buy them

falloff

I was wrong for that one lol
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Reply #17 posted 04/30/09 8:10pm

SCNDLS

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The TRUE WINNER
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Reply #18 posted 04/30/09 8:11pm

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SCNDLS said:

The TRUE WINNER

I had to bring that one back into the collection lol
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Reply #19 posted 04/30/09 8:13pm

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this one could've gone for ages.....

http://prince.org/msg/8/295619
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Reply #20 posted 04/30/09 8:13pm

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and I'm takin' this one to a new level


http://prince.org/msg/8/306673
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Reply #21 posted 04/30/09 8:14pm

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Reply #22 posted 04/30/09 9:01pm

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"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #23 posted 04/30/09 9:03pm

SCNDLS

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roodboi said:

I'll have the 3 Chicks O' Gold nuggets with the tonite ur a star and I'm the big dipping sauce, please...


roodboi said:

this just in!!!


former employee of the month, Brown Mark, fired for pissing in the Alphabet St soup...disbelief


in an effort to convince skeptical customers that all will be ok, Prince has instituted 'Money Dont Matter 2nite' Tuesdays....buy one Clam Slam Chowder get the second order free...


johnart said:

Tamar working drive-thru:

SirpleasespeakCLEARLYintotheLotusflowerIdidnotcatchyourorder. rolleyes

DO NOT Holla & Shout at me. I do not get paid enough. no no no!

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Reply #24 posted 05/01/09 2:47am

united1878

The translation thread was classic!

Does anyone have the thread with pics from Purple Rain and everybody coming up with new ideas for what the characters are saying?

cool
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Reply #25 posted 05/01/09 3:07am

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FunkMistress said:

http://prince.org/msg/7/65233?&pg=1


First thread I thought of!
Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you!
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Reply #26 posted 05/01/09 4:35am

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I wish I could find an old thread (6 years old or so?) about the U.S. government's graphics relating to terrorist activity, and the funny captions we saw from some other site. I believe we created some good ones of our own, too!
Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you!
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Reply #27 posted 05/01/09 10:35am

MIGUELGOMEZ

FunkMistress said:

http://prince.org/msg/7/65233?&pg=1




You have me dying in my office laughing at the comment:

"Try waving your hands to that shit."


falloff
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #28 posted 05/01/09 3:43pm

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Reply #29 posted 05/01/09 4:43pm

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Dance was a fucking RIOT! lol clapping
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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