Ashanti as Dorothy in 'The Wiz'? WTH?!?!

http://music.hollyscoop.c..._1580.aspx

I can't believe this. What's going on? Was no one else available?

estelle81 said:

This is wrong on soo many levels. Her live performances of just one song are weak as 3-day old coffee.

I see she's still stuck in 2004 when she did the Muppet version on tv...

Leave the girl alone. She needs a job, let her have it. It's not like it's Solange.

I SO wanted to do this remake years ago when L-Boogie was legally sane. She woulda made the best Dorothy.

They passed up two Broadway veterans, one who's already WON a Tony, for THIS trick???

This quote alone lets you know them nuccas on rocks.

We think Ashanti is great for this role! She’s been very successful as both an musician and an actress, and this combines her two loves.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

scriptgirl said:

bboy87 said:

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

bboy87 said:

she already has a job: she's the one who keeps Nelly's baby oil in supply and buys Murphy Lee's Newport cigarettes

Let's be fair, Bboy, maybe they figured they could use her excess hair to make a Toto and save on having to get a real dog. They is a recession goings on.

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

Let's be fair, Bboy, maybe they figured they could use her excess hair to make a Toto and save on having to get a real dog. They is a recession goings on.

Why use her excess hair when they could use Ja Rule instead?

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

- I hope this isn't on Broadway

SCNDLS said:

bboy87 said:

Why use her excess hair when they could use Ja Rule instead?

Right??? He ain't doing shit.

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

Right??? He ain't doing shit.

Mommy, why is that puppy screamin' "It's MURDA!" every couple of seconds?

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

bboy87 said:

Mommy, why is that puppy screamin' "It's MURDA!" every couple of seconds?

and you know who'd be the queenly Cowardly Lion....



purr.....



PURRRRR I SAY!

I almost choked at this part.

"We think Ashanti is great for this role! She’s been very successful as both an musician and an actress, and this combines her two loves."

I've noticed lately people using the word "musician" way too loosely.

Ya'll got me crying laughing over here. This is going to be a tragedy for reals.


I was actually a fan of hers after hearing her first album, but then I saw this performance on the MTV VMAs (her first I think):



Yeah, it was all downhill for me after that. This is going to be a tragedy.

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

and you'd know they'd have Chris Brown as the scarecrow, singin' You Can't Win with Autotune





Mother, he's ruining it! Who agreed to this?!

Michael, calm down and drink your strawberry soda



Okay.....

Who's Ashanti?

trueiopian said:

bboy87 said:

and you'd know they'd have Chris Brown as the scarecrow, singin' You Can't Win with Autotune





Mother, he's ruining it! Who agreed to this?!

Michael, calm down and drink your strawberry soda



Okay.....

LMFAO! Where's that picture from?

bboy87 said:

trueiopian said:

LMFAO! Where's that picture from?

During the trial when a cop pushed a fan to the ground when they were trying to give MJ a gift then the cop said something rude to Mrs. Jackson....then Michael and Janet went off

trueiopian said:

bboy87 said:

During the trial when a cop pushed a fan to the ground when they were trying to give MJ a gift then the cop said something rude to Mrs. Jackson....then Michael and Janet went off

Do you have any idea where I can see this footage?

Random: I remember watching The Wiz on the Disney Channel and dancing around the couch to "Go for Golllddddd" *_____*

Ahhhh. Yes.

She's the Princess of R & B. Yep. Rhythmless & Boring. That's right. I said it.