Yeah, I'm bored and not particularly original tonight.

Anyway, as of now I've got...

* 2 health insurance cards - 1 U.S., 1 Canadian
* My prescription card
* A university ID
* An Ohio driver's license
* A Banana Republic credit card
* A Blockbuster card
* A MasterCard
* My bank debit card
* My U.S. Social Security card
* My auto insurance card
* My Ohio vehicle registration info
* My Cuyahoga County Public Library card
* A FedEx Kinkos print card with probably just a couple cents left on it
* A Home Depot store card with with probably just a couple cents left on it
* A laundry room debit card for my mom's apartment building... with probably just a couple cents left on it
* An expired 1-year warrantee receipt from when I got my eyeglasses soldered
* A business card from a local Toronto musician whose CD I want to buy

Time for spring cleaning.

2 magnum condoms
hmo card
dentist card,
driver's license
visa card
credit union atm card
pics of my nieces and nephew
best buy rewards card
and $96 that has to last me two weeks

Fury said:

Yeah, I just noticed cash is conspicuously absent from my wallet.

driver's license
macy's/visa card
my boss's purchase card for work
my travel credit card for work
a business card for the safety officer at my company's station in Puerto Rico (??)
an expired $10 gift card for macy's
a borders rewards card
a rough draft of a card sent with some flowers to my friend on his birthday in december
another borders rewards card
a lids rewards/discount card (hat store, i think)
an american eagle rewards card (seriously? i completely forgot)
a crazy shirts punch card from hawaii
a hot topic punch card (???? what?)
and another borders rewards card
and another american eagle rewards card (wtf?)
and yet ANOTHER borders rewards card. what is going on here?
a kroger plus card of my roommate from 2001
a blockbuster rewards card for my ex's account (!)
2 receipts for office supplies to turn in to my expense account
a card with credits on it for the glor... errr, video arcade at the "adult book store"
a cta card from god knows when
a warped, blistered bergner's card
a bluecross blueshield of illinois card from 3 health insurances ago (no idea where my current one is)
a visa debit/gift card from years ago that may or may not have a balance on it, but expired 2 years ago.
ah, and there's my current health insurance card
and my dental insurance card
more expired macy's coupon/rewards cards
a forklift operator's license (!?)
my keycard for work
1 condom
0 dollars

2,800 baht
1 credit card
2 debit cards
Driving licence
National Insurance card
AC maintenance guy card
Game shop card
Clothing store card
Vientiane hotel card
Taxi service card
Cinema card
2 Penang hotel cards
Penang visa service company card
Penang restaurant card
6 passport photos
Various small photos of wife, nephews etc.
Photocopy of passport

errant said:

Shame on you!

...But at least you have a condom. At least.

Fauxie said:

Why do you have 6 passport photos?

Lammastide said:

They were for visa applications. I used to need a couple for my visa every 3 months.

drivers license
Dept. of Transportation medical card
2 debit cards
Target gift card
$331

Fury said:

Fury just got two hundred and seven of the above in his inbox.

Ace said:

..i just became more popular than Raz B in the mirror

Business card from my brother-in-law's business
debit card
credit card
Shoppers Optimum card
driver's licence
CAA card
ING card
'nother credit card
Social Insurance Number card
Ontario Health Card
Car insurance
20 bucks cash
Chapters rain-check

Ace said:

why didnt you mention the razor blades?

LleeLlee said:

Why would I have razor blades in my wallet?

You are a sick and twisted individual, you know that?

LleeLlee said:

I carry far too much in my wallet. In fact, I want to do away with whole wallet thing entirely. My goal is to carry only the following:

credit card
Shoppers Optimum card
A sawbuck
Condom (Size XXS) to bone LleeLlee with

ID
debit card
pictures of the kids
thats about it

IAintTheOne said:

IAintTheOne is my new hero.

Ace said:

I need a new wallet

IAintTheOne said:

No, no! Go commando!

Ace said:

always. but my wallet's falling apart man

IAintTheOne said:

Ladies have wallets to ya know.

In my wallet:

Ticket for the Pretenders show at First Ave tonight
$24 cash
$1.30 in change (there’s a change compartment)
My bank check/debit card
Target gift card
Target visa credit card
Driver’s license
Another Target gift card (I win them at work a lot )
Target employee discount card
Target rewards coupon (from the Target Visa, cause I use it too damn much)
CTA transit card (Chicago bus/train card that still has value on it)
MTA metro card (NYC subway card that still has value on it)
Borders gift card
AAA card (that’s expired, I’m throwing it out now )
Minneapolis library card
Dental insurance card
One of my other Visa credit cards
Medical insurance card

Fury said:

I love magnum men

CarrieMpls said:

Indeed... and you generally have far more interesting stuff in them, I have to say.

With all the Target stuff, I can definitely tell you live in Minneapolis

CarrieMpls said:

Have you ever seen 'em before?

Lammastide said:

I know!

Ace said:

I haven't! I'm quite excited.

CarrieMpls said:

Be prepared for Chrissie to be bitchy (she always is! )!

Don't take photos or video and WHATEVER YOU DO, do not - I repeat, not - train binoculars in her direction!



If you want to get on her good side, buy her a drink (she's a lush!) or talk vegetarian stuff.

I met her in the mid-'90s. She was flirty with me, but she is full-on nuts.

I'd still bone her, though.

Hard.









































































































































































Hard.

I believe she's a closet submissive.

Ace said:

I'm not a photo taker at shows (people who can't put their damn cameras/cellphones down at shows bug the bejeezus out of me) and I won't need binoculars inside of First Avenue.
Once upon a time I'd have used your (great!) tips to have a chat with her after the show, but I don't have it in me to be a groupie anymore. These days when the lights come up I'm out the door and dreaming of putting my head on my pillow. I've gotten OLD.