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PrintableJustErin said: Ace said: Who? Cloudy? I'm lost again.  Um, no. That's my opinion on men who give limp handshakes. Isn't that what was asked?  Your answer reminds me of a Joke..
Answer: Cock Robin. Question: Batman, what are you putting in my mouth. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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eww limp handshakes make me feel  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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Ace said: JustErin said: Um, no. That's my opinion on men who give limp handshakes. Isn't that what was asked? Oh, I suppose so (if you wanna get all literal about it  ).
As for throat fucking, I can't say I totally understand the attraction of having pre-vomit drool and/or vomit running down your cock while a woman in tears gags. I mean, don't get me wrong - I enjoy sadistic humiliation as much as the next guy, but couldn't we do that via your anus, vagina and/or a few nice, belittling verbal screeds? I will grab your ears and pump if you insist upon it, but can't we just nut on your face while pulling your hair and call it a day?  You need to get a girl with no gag reflex. Or a gay guy, as I have heard gay men do it better  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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REDFEATHERS said: eww limp handshakes make me feel
Especially when the hand is cold and clammy. (And isn't it always?) We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Ace said: I am anti-handshaking. What is it besides an empty gesture and a very efficient method of getting germs from one host to another?
I avoid it whenever possible. I don't judge people by how they shake my fucking hand. That just sounds ridiculous and shallow to me. | |
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^ exactly | |
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Ace said: JustErin said: Um, no. That's my opinion on men who give limp handshakes. Isn't that what was asked? Oh, I suppose so (if you wanna get all literal about it ).
As for throat fucking, I can't say I totally understand the attraction of having pre-vomit drool and/or vomit running down your cock while a woman in tears gags. I mean, don't get me wrong - I enjoy sadistic humiliation as much as the next guy, but couldn't we do that via your anus, vagina and/or a few nice, belittling verbal screeds? I will grab your ears and pump if you insist upon it, but can't we just nut on your face while pulling your hair and call it a day?  | |
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superspaceboy said: Why do folks do the limp handshake?
Timidity and/or they don't want to shake your hand. | |
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Dewrede said: ^ exactly
that's only because you're a limp hand-shaker  | |
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errant said: I was tought in the first 5 minutes, by my first boss, at my first job at the age of 14 to always give a firm handshake.
He made me do it twice. somehow this is turning me on, is that wrong?  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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what happens when 2 limp handshakers meet? i imagine it will be a little
like slapping two squids together. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Give a firm handshake and look the person in the eye while doing it...
That's what I was taught and I still consider it an incredibly valuable lesson. | |
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Ironically, Imago's handshake is really, well, manly. All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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I am not really into handshakes. Some people shake too hard. | |
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2freaky4church1 said: Ironically, Imago's handshake is really, well, manly.
Start a thread about body parts and Imago's name will inevitably turn up. | |
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JustErin said: He could never give me the kinda throat fucking I need.
Wow, that's wild. You're like P!nk. I mean, just to come out and say that. Whew. | |
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Um, men need to get a fucking grip and stop tryign to prove their manhood through a fucking handshake. I can't tell you how many times I need to bitchslap someone because they just broke my hand in half 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Um, men need to get a fucking grip and stop tryign to prove their manhood through a fucking handshake. I can't tell you how many times I need to bitchslap someone because they just broke my hand in half
Word. | |
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Ace said: JustErin said: No puke involved. Will you at least have an expression on your face that conveys total and abject horror?  Yes. | |
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Ace said: Dewrede said: me too i hate to get somewhere and see acqcuaintances and have to shake all their hands what's the purpose ? I'm trying to get out of the handshake game. I still do it occasionally, in my professional life, but I'm phasing it out of the personal. you should always have something heavy like a brick or something, that you hold and then you can be excused, since you have to use both hands to hold onto it. Brilliant! | |
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IstenSzek said: what happens when 2 limp handshakers meet? i imagine it will be a little
like slapping two squids together. yuk!
the real estate agent who sold us our house was like that, we still talk about him 12 years later  and NOT in a good way! | |
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I HATE a flaccid handshake  If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: I HATE a flaccid handshake
I'm going to squeeze your hand quite firmly  | |
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ZombieKitten said: thekidsgirl said: I HATE a flaccid handshake
I'm going to squeeze your hand quite firmly please do!  If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: ZombieKitten said: I'm going to squeeze your hand quite firmly please do! | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Um, men need to get a fucking grip and stop tryign to prove their manhood through a fucking handshake. I can't tell you how many times I need to bitchslap someone because they just broke my hand in half
Yeah, I don't like getting my bones crushed  | |
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is it like dogs submit to who they believe is an alpha dog? so if you think someone you meet is more than your match, you go limp to show you're no threat?  | |
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Maybe he was concerned about grasping your hand to hard. Since your a woman,maybe he thought you could'nt handle a firm handshake. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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errant said: Dewrede said: ^ exactly
that's only because you're a limp hand-shaker  it occured to me when i was critisized for it ages ago
haven't done it since  [Edited 1/14/09 16:51pm] | |
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