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PrintableDewrede said:  i like it way better than a handshakeI'm up for trying Cloudy's cockshake idea. In fact, I've just tried it out on a coworker. She didn't go for it.  | |
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He could never give me the kinda throat fucking I need. | |
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JustErin said: He could never give me the kinda throat fucking I need.
Who? Cloudy? I'm lost again.  | |
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rocknrolldave said: Cloudbuster said: Limp handshakes have always been thought to be insincere yet I heard recently that the opposite is true.
 Yes! Good point - an overly firm one just says how desperate you are to be seen to be giving a good firm handshake to show how genuine you are. But genuine doesn't come from being proven, genuine just is, isn't it? If you get my badly-worded point! So: a weak handshake is saying "I'm not really interested in you" or at least "I don't trust/ feel comfortable with you" a VERY firm one says "I am faking it" so one in the middle must be the way to go, right? I guess, else you could take the cock-rub approach like I do.  | |
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Ace said: JustErin said: He could never give me the kinda throat fucking I need.
Who? Cloudy? I'm lost again. Um, no. That's my opinion on men who give limp handshakes. Isn't that what was asked? | |
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errant said: Cloudbuster said: Limp handshakes have always been thought to be insincere yet I heard recently that the opposite is true.
Guys that nearly knock you off balance in their eagerness to firmly/violently shake your hand are annoying. Big handshake = small dick.  | |
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JustErin said: He could never give me the kinda throat fucking I need.
....just being diplomatic, my dear. *Clears Throat* We all know the number one policy in the oral office is "Swallow The Leader". This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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Mysterioso said: JustErin said: He could never give me the kinda throat fucking I need.
....just being diplomatic, my dear. *Clears Throat* We all know the number one policy in the oral office is "Swallow The Leader". I'll do that for you.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Mysterioso said: ....just being diplomatic, my dear. *Clears Throat* We all know the number one policy in the oral office is "Swallow The Leader". I'll do that for you. How come I knew I knew you were going to mention that part of my post before I even saw yours? This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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Cloudbuster said: errant said: Guys that nearly knock you off balance in their eagerness to firmly/violently shake your hand are annoying. Big handshake = small dick.  I think your cock-rub idea really has some merit. It immediately answers the only question I really care about when I meet a man. | |
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errant said: I was tought in the first 5 minutes, by my first boss, at my first job at the age of 14 to always give a firm handshake.
He made me do it twice. My Dad gave us handshake lessons from an early age | |
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Ace said: Dewrede said: me too i hate to get somewhere and see acqcuaintances and have to shake all their hands what's the purpose ? I'm trying to get out of the handshake game. I still do it occasionally, in my professional life, but I'm phasing it out of the personal. Handshakes have never been a part of friendship/personal life - THAT's all about HUGE    | |
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Mysterioso said: Cloudbuster said: I'll do that for you.
How come I knew I knew you were going to mention that part of my post before I even saw yours?  | |
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errant said: Cloudbuster said: Big handshake = small dick. I think your cock-rub idea really has some merit. It immediately answers the only question I really care about when I meet a man.Absolutely. I mean isn't that the only thing that anyone ever really wants to know about a guy? Uber-efficient. | |
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JustErin said: Ace said: Who? Cloudy? I'm lost again. Um, no. That's my opinion on men who give limp handshakes. Isn't that what was asked? Oh, I suppose so (if you wanna get all literal about it  ).
As for throat fucking, I can't say I totally understand the attraction of having pre-vomit drool and/or vomit running down your cock while a woman in tears gags. I mean, don't get me wrong - I enjoy sadistic humiliation as much as the next guy, but couldn't we do that via your anus, vagina and/or a few nice, belittling verbal screeds? I will grab your ears and pump if you insist upon it, but can't we just nut on your face while pulling your hair and call it a day? | |
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Ace said: JustErin said: Um, no. That's my opinion on men who give limp handshakes. Isn't that what was asked?
Oh, I suppose so (if you wanna get all literal about it ).
As for throat fucking, I can't say I totally understand the attraction of having pre-vomit drool and/or vomit running down your cock while a woman in tears gags. I mean, don't get me wrong - I enjoy sadistic humiliation as much as the next guy, but couldn't we do that via your anus, vagina and/or a few nice, belittling verbal screeds? I will grab your ears and pump if you insist upon it, but can't we just nut on your face while pulling your hair and call it a day? You're missing out. | |
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errant said: Cloudbuster said: Big handshake = small dick. I think your cock-rub idea really has some merit. It immediately answers the only question I really care about when I meet a man. | |
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Ace said: JustErin said: Um, no. That's my opinion on men who give limp handshakes. Isn't that what was asked? Oh, I suppose so (if you wanna get all literal about it ).
As for throat fucking, I can't say I totally understand the attraction of having pre-vomit drool and/or vomit running down your cock while a woman in tears gags. I mean, don't get me wrong - I enjoy sadistic humiliation as much as the next guy, but couldn't we do that via your anus, vagina and/or a few nice, belittling verbal screeds? I will grab your ears and pump if you insist upon it, but can't we just nut on your face while pulling your hair and call it a day? No puke involved. | |
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Mach said: Ace said: I'm trying to get out of the handshake game. I still do it occasionally, in my professional life, but I'm phasing it out of the personal. Handshakes have never been a part of friendship/personal life - THAT's all about HUGE Don't get me started on hugging. The only people I want to engage in this activity with are those I have my penis in. Even then, I'd describe it as more of a "hold" (in a Mickey-Rourke-in-The Wrestler sense). | |
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Mach said: errant said: I was tought in the first 5 minutes, by my first boss, at my first job at the age of 14 to always give a firm handshake.
He made me do it twice. My Dad gave us handshake lessons from an early age So did mine! And we were all girls in my family, so I give him a lot of credit for doing that. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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JustErin said: Ace said: Oh, I suppose so (if you wanna get all literal about it ).
As for throat fucking, I can't say I totally understand the attraction of having pre-vomit drool and/or vomit running down your cock while a woman in tears gags. I mean, don't get me wrong - I enjoy sadistic humiliation as much as the next guy, but couldn't we do that via your anus, vagina and/or a few nice, belittling verbal screeds? I will grab your ears and pump if you insist upon it, but can't we just nut on your face while pulling your hair and call it a day? No puke involved. Will you at least have an expression on your face that conveys total and abject horror?  | |
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If a man's handshake is limp, why would I assume his dick would be any different? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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RenHoek said: Dewrede said: touch knuckles
(can't think of another word for the act) (replying to Ace) [Edited 1/14/09 8:07am] that's "Terrorist Fist Bump" to the layperson...
this said i'll take a hand job anytime | |
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Genesia said: If a man's handshake is limp, why would I assume his dick would be any different?
Note-to-self: invent Hand Viagra.  | |
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Ace said: Genesia said: If a man's handshake is limp, why would I assume his dick would be any different?
Note-to-self: invent Hand Viagra.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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horatio said: RenHoek said: that's "Terrorist Fist Bump" to the layperson...
this said i'll take a hand job anytime you got it, buddy | |
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Genesia said: Mach said: My Dad gave us handshake lessons from an early age So did mine! And we were all girls in my family, so I give him a lot of credit for doing that. 
I had 3 older brothers but still | |
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I've never understood the limp handshake from men or women. I was taught that a firm handshake was the only kind. Limp ones sort of freak me out.
Why do folks do the limp handshake? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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