After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?


The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.

What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there a Saturn millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.


What's it tell you, Tonto?'

Tonto replies,



'You dumber than a stump'.


It means someone stole the tent.

noimageatall said:

How long have you been waiting for an opportunity to post that?

Nothinbutjoy said:

I wait for funk's Friday jokes to see what's in my stash.

noimageatall said:

You always find something special to add .