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Lets write a story together! This will be fun ok Ill write the first sentence of a story then you come up with a sentence for the story and Ill add it to the story. The story can go anywhere you want but what you write has to have something to do with what has gone before otherwise it wont make any sense.
Right here is my line and the start of the story what should the next line be? I woke up early this morning with the birds singing outside when suddenly there was aloud banging on the door. I woke up early this morning with the birds singing outside when suddenly there was aloud banging on the door.I went to get my bat and got up and opened the door. I was shocked when I saw who it was.I announced, "Listen here you fuck, I don't want your lies about your Lord!", I then aimed for his knees and swung for the fences.... [Edited 9/18/08 10:49am] LET A WOMAN BE A WOMAN AND A MAN BE A MAN | |
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I went to get my bat and got up and opened the door. I was shocked when I saw who it was. Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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I announced, "Listen here you fuck, I don't want your lies about your Lord!", I then aimed for his knees and swung for the fences....
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Keep em comin! LET A WOMAN BE A WOMAN AND A MAN BE A MAN | |
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I missed as he ran away, I threw the bat after him and slammed the door, then I retreated to the kitchen Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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The oven inside the kitchen kept beeping so I finally opened the oven door.
A strange electrically charged green fog rushed out and filled the room. Before I had time to react, I had breathed enough of the cherry scented mist for it to quickly take a narcotic affect on me. The room seemed to start shrinking and growing as if the walls were breathing. As if the kitchen had turned into some sort of cherry scented, tiled lung inside a living, breathing, house. Darkness fell upon me. I woke up naked, in some sort of a dungeon, splayed out by straps at both wrists and ankles in an 'x' position with a gag in my mouth, tied to a large wooden board along a stone wall. A metal pipe stuck out of my anus and every time I had a bowel movement, it would whistle a short scale in e-minor. Across the room stood... spelling edit in italics explanation customary by org tradition [Edited 9/18/08 21:18pm] | |
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a women in silhouette stroking her puppy and gazing out the window | |
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I really shouldn't have taken all those drugs in the 60's. Flashbacks are a bitch..... PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Speaking of bitches, there was a knock at the door. Feeling bold and fearless, I opened it to see spiked red heels, ripped fishnet stockings, and a skin tight black leather dress all worn by no other than... No More Haters on the Internet. |
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Tim Curry PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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"Dr.FranknFurter!" I yelled . He pushed his way into the house.
"No, I'm Being tim curry, I dress up like this every now & then" I cringed as I looked at his body , "You don't look so good in those type of things anymore " His eyes widened ... Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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"Oh my God, that's my MOM" he screamed and run away.
Confused i turned around and saw an old lady getting arrested on TV. I put on my shorts, emptied the half full bottle of Gin i found on Top of the TV,got out of the House and into my car,when... **...KAY IN DC....** | |
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Imago pulled up in his volkswagen. "I'm almost out of gas can you lend me $50?" he asked sipping his Starbucks soy latte. I pondered his request for a moment and said, "You will have to do me a litte favor in return. I need you to... No More Haters on the Internet. |
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...bend over and tie up my shoes. I put my back out last week when REDFEATHERS.... PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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...appeared suddenly and screamed... Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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...to the shock of everybody around... | |
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"700 MILLION! THEY WANT 700 MILLION!!"
I thought she was taking about my ex-wifes not the financial bailout, and I hurt my back jumping thru a window. Imago sighed, set his coffee down on the sidewalk and made two perfect butterfly bows. "Very nice. Pay the man his $50" Prince instructed his hidden sidekick who was no other than.... No More Haters on the Internet. |
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William Shatner.
"Excuse me" he apologzes. "Mad Cow is known to cause a man to... Peace. Love. Prince | |
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rnljs said: William Shatner.
"Excuse me" he apologzes. "Mad Cow is known to cause a man to... eat grass. the everyone pans over to prince singing n rocking out to hanana montana ..."u get yo best of them both worllddzzz"  .
Prince! william calls out...PRINCE! suddenly he does a spin on his heel and turns around and says... | |
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Christopher said: rnljs said: William Shatner.
"Excuse me" he apologzes. "Mad Cow is known to cause a man to... eat grass. the everyone pans over to prince singing n rocking out to hanana montana ..."u get yo best of them both worllddzzz" .
Prince! william calls out...PRINCE! suddenly he does a spin on his heel and turns around and says... Oh Shit!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Then I pop out from behind a tree and smack Prince into next week for daring to say I can't post pics of my tattoo's on the org PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Then I realize how ironic that people have always said how Prince has always been ahead of everyone else...now he's all the way into next week.
I sit down and play with.... Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: Then I realize how ironic that people have always said how Prince has always been ahead of everyone else...now he's all the way into next week.
I sit down and play with.... Imago's toes.. PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: Imago's toes.. i carefully take them out of the jar i keep them in and throw them at the cat.... i hate cats... fuck 'em.... anyway.... mid throw i'm shocked to discover..... | |
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momentofbliss said: chillichocaholic said: Imago's toes.. i carefully take them out of the jar i keep them in and throw them at the cat.... i hate cats... fuck 'em.... anyway.... mid throw i'm shocked to discover..... either imago's toes are bigger than I thought  or that IS NOT a toe!!!!!PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: either imago's toes are bigger than I thought
or that IS NOT a toe!!!!!it's a dick!!!!... but who's dick??.... i know it couldn't be momentofbliss's... as they don't make jars that big.... sure they've got those big ass boa-constrictor holdin' muthas... but i doubt even they'd hold that monster.... but i digress.... alas... i fear we'll never know... as the cat just ate it.... damn cats ... i hate cats... fuck 'em.... should have bought a dog.... if i had a dog i could..... | |
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momentofbliss said: .. if i had a dog i could.....
use it to chase people. just then imago and danceWme were walking down the street both in daisy dukes cuz it was hot that day and they had a spray bottle to help keep cool.just then they spotted prince once again this time he was on the street corner trying to hail a cab..they ran up to him and asked "where u going foo?" to which princess scoff and rolled his eyes ever so slightly .."well if you must know im going to..." | |
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where u going foo?" to which princess scoff and rolled his eyes ever so slightly .."well if you must know im going to..."
The Obama Campaign HQ. I got this for the him." Prince reveals a.... No More Haters on the Internet. |
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Imago said: The oven inside the kitchen kept beeping so I finally opened the oven door.
A strange electrically charged green fog rushed out and filled the room. Before I had time to react, I had breathed enough of the cherry scented mist for it to quickly take a narcotic affect on me. The room seemed to start shrinking and growing as if the walls were breathing. As if the kitchen had turned into some sort of cherry scented, tiled lung inside a living, breathing, house. Darkness fell upon me. I woke up naked, in some sort of a dungeon, splayed out by straps at both wrists and ankles in an 'x' position with a gag in my mouth, tied to a large wooden board along a stone wall. A metal pipe stuck out of my anus and every time I had a bowel movement, it would whistle a short scale in e-minor. Across the room stood... spelling edit in italics explanation customary by org tradition [Edited 9/18/08 21:18pm]  A metal pipe stuck out of my anus and every time I had a bowel movement, it would whistle a short scale in e-minor.
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littlemissG said: where u going foo?" to which princess scoff and rolled his eyes ever so slightly .."well if you must know im going to..."
The Obama Campaign HQ. I got this for the him." Prince reveals a.... a NPS button for his coat.and a copy of 1999 NEW MASTER sealed.dan and steph could not believe their eyes and prince just laughed an evil laugh. last heard when he found out beyonce fell on stage because everyone knows how jealous of her he is. just then dan asks "umm can we ride with you????" prince gives them that look that only he can give and says "yes.....get in...but first" | |
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