Christopher said:

"You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka" (I couldn't resist)
Without hesitating, both strip naked and begin...

realising they are miles away from the nearest lake.

"How did we fall for that?"

"We have partaken of the purple kool aid."

"But since we're neekid anyway....."

"BACK WOMAN!! Not let the smooth taste fool ya!"

Imago sprinted away leaving DanceWme with Prince and William Shatner who whistled a mix of Prince's greatest hits until Beyonce came.

Beyonce looked at DanceWme and tossed her a House of Dereon jacket.

"Thanks!"

" That will be $250 please"

"F*** that!"

"Ok, $200"

"Not even"

"That's top grade polyester!"

"Listen Weavezilla...."

While the bargaining was going on, someone was watching and waiting. It was...
[Edited 10/2/08 19:59pm]

...it was rushing07.

"What the hell is everybody doing here?" rushing07 asked.

Suddenly, an olive colored truck drove up carrying a handful of army soldiers, all yelling out various orders.

beyonce, Danceme, rushing07, and William Shatner were all rushed onto the truck, locked inside so they couldn't see where they were being taken.

When they were finally let out of the truck, the discovered that they were on some, small, deserted island of sometype. Apparently , a working, Prison camp owned by GAP corporation--this particular one was responsible for making socks.

"Oh lawd, " Danceme said, "We need to get the hell out of here so I can be back home in time to watch Housewives and get some ass. We'll need to wait until sunset and swim for land."

"Good Idea!" shouted William Shatner using wildhand gestures and making a fist into the air.

"I can't swim, " said rushing07, "you guys can leave without me."

"You can't swim??!?!" Beyonce said, looking at him with suspicion"

"It's true, " Danceme explained, "he can't swim because his giant penis is so big and heavy, it weighs him down like an anchor. Poor guy can't swim more than a lap in the pool without gravity taking over."

"wow, " said William Shatner , "I....I.... didn't know."

"That's ok" Rushing07 said, "It's a curse, but other people, like Ocean, wear that cross too...."


"Oh no...." Dancwme said, as if she had just forgotten a wedding anniversary or something,.....

what
the
fuck

Imago said:

she had realized she had forgot to record 90210.she cursed the air "goddamn mothafuckas....".while rushing thought of a way to use his penial to get them safely back to civilzation.beyonce was very upset cuz her lacefront weave was missing and suddely prince had a typhoon hair do agn....beyonce quickly became enraged and walked over to prince who was sippin on a pinacolada and sed "look here bitch...."

Christopher said:

"Stealin my weave dont make u any taller u kool aide gnome. Even if u were stiing on Gary colemans sholders I'd still be a foot taller"
Prince.....

"Everybody just shut the hell up!!!" Dancewme yelled. "Look, we need to get the hell out of here, and not give up!"

"How?" William Shatner asked, shaking his fists in the air, "Oh God, how??!?!"

"I don't know, " replied Beyonce, "But we have to figure something out!"

"Look, " Dancewme said, pointing northward, "There's a junkyard there. We can sneak through it and hide out in the rubbish until a trash truck comes by. then we can hitch a ride on the truck"

"I can't", replied Rushing07.

"What?!?!?!" William and Beyonce said in unison.

"It's true, " replied Dancewme, "his penis is so big that when he goes anywhere near scrap metal the shear mass of it creates an intense gravitation field that turns the all scrap metal within a 200 yard radius into flying shrapnel"

"So basically, " Shatner replied, "his penis could kill us all."

"Oh lawd," Beyonce said, clearly agitated at this point, "Why don't you just sling that bitch over your shoulder and try and lasso an airplane with it or someshit, so we can get out of here!"



"oh no, " Dancewme said just under her breath , as if just discovering that she had an unwanted pregnancy....

You Know I stopped reading this story along time ago dont you!

rolling said:

I give up even trying to make sense of it anymore

Quite frankly I'm laughing my head off.

Imago said:

"oh,i forgot i own a helecoptor LOL"."ooo so NOW you tell us" scoffed prince rolling his eyes like a 8th grade schoolgirl with his typhoon weave poppin his gum.
shut yo ass up we gotta get outta here! follow me everyone!" yelled dancewme.everyone ran to towards the coptor beyonce rode on rushings penis all the way the coptor cuz she lost her shoes and didnt wanna mess up her pedicure job she had done."ok everyone lets get outta here..." dancewme opend the doors and suddenly out pops....

Jeff Probst.
"Welcome to the Prince.org edition of..."

littlemissG said:

Prince "Heck Naw! I don't watch that show! Let's have a bible quiz instead!"

(eyes rolls)

William Shatner suggest another reality show that features celebrities. It is...

"Celebrity Little Debbie Snack Cake Eating"

"Bill you would win for sure."

"I'm not sure about that." Prince said, " I luv me some Banana twins and Oatmeal Pies.'

"Sounds like it's on!"

"To the 7-11!"

Soon...

soon, as if from out of nowhere, and for no explainable reason, everyone (Williams shatner, dancewme, rushing07, Beyonce, Prince, and Aretha Franklin (who somehow insisted that she be worked into the storyline) were magically transported to a Galaxy far far away.


The arrived on Tatoine, a dry and desolate planet, where they were greated by Darth Sidius, the dark lord of the sith, who's primary mission was to topple the Jedi and assume control of the Empire.

'Good evening' Darth Sidius greeted them with a sinister smile.

'lawd, ' Prince said , 'I hate people who impersonate me. Is that the outfit I wore to the 1984 grammys? That shit is sooooo yesterday '

'I sense a disturbance in the force,' said Darth Sidius.

'oh that?, ' Dancewme chimed in. 'That's just the disturbance caused by rushing07's giant penis--I'm surprised your Miticlorians haven't started exploding.'

'Miti-what'? Beyonce said , 'Do they make shoes? will it go good with my luis vatan handbag and shit?'

'SILENCE!!!' Darth Sidius spat. 'SILENCE!!!!!'

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[Edited 10/20/08 9:03am]