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I got so lost today OK not lost...
Boyfriend and I felt ambitious today and decided to hit a five mile trail. Dude...we got CAUGHT in the dark ass forrest! The whole time I am thinking, Oh shit, this is an old Civil war battlefield, I'm gonna see a ghost, I'm gonna see a ghost! Shit!! I didn't tell him that of course. He was afraid a buck was gonna come out and get us. It's matin' season and them deer are horny! And yes, the males do get aggressive and will chase your ass and fuck you up. I am never doing that trial again. We ended up doing 7 miles instead of 5...I am a dumb ass. Never again. I'm going to the gym everyday from now on..... I'm a dumb ass! I have never been so happy to see my car. | |
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City folk 
Glad you're ok  | |
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NoodleSoup said:
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Glad you're ok You are so right. I am a total moron. I should have given myself waaay more time than an hour and a half. I am kissing the living room floor. I was scared SHITLESS! | |
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Glad you made it back okay. I got lost in the woods once, and it's a very scary thing to experience. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Glad you made it back okay. I got lost in the woods once, and it's a very scary thing to experience.
yes ma'am! I am too happy to be in this house! | |
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NoodleSoup said:
City folk
Glad you're ok  | |
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KatSkrizzle said: psychodelicide said: Glad you made it back okay. I got lost in the woods once, and it's a very scary thing to experience.
yes ma'am! I am too happy to be in this house! I believe it. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Statuesqque said: NoodleSoup said:
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Glad you're ok Hey, I'm city folk now myself, but in a city where you can get a snake the girth of your leg in your bathroom, so I felt I was in a position to say... | |
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NoodleSoup said: in a city where you can get a snake the girth of your leg in your bathroom
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Cinnie said: NoodleSoup said: in a city where you can get a snake the girth of your leg in your bathroom
Happens every morning.  | |
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I'm so glad you found your wway! especially before dark! 
I've been lost on foot 3 times before, and each time it was scary and tramatizing If you will, so will I | |
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"LOVE YOURSELF AS ALL PEOPLE" | |
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NoodleSoup said: Statuesqque said: Hey, I'm city folk now myself, but in a city where you can get a snake the girth of your leg in your bathroom, so I felt I was in a position to say... That. is. scary!!! | |
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NoodleSoup said: Statuesqque said: Hey, I'm city folk now myself, but in a city where you can get a snake the girth of your leg in your bathroom, so I felt I was in a position to say... AW HELL NAH!!! That's some BS right there  I'd have to move out of that city.... seriously, I'd have to leave.  I don't do snakes, AT ALL. | |
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Statuesqque said: NoodleSoup said: Hey, I'm city folk now myself, but in a city where you can get a snake the girth of your leg in your bathroom, so I felt I was in a position to say... AW HELL NAH!!! That's some BS right there I'd have to move out of that city.... seriously, I'd have to leave. I don't do snakes, AT ALL. In truth, it has only happened the once that there was a snake in the house and it was huge, though we do see small snakes in trees or in the street sometimes.  | |
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NoodleSoup said: Statuesqque said: AW HELL NAH!!! That's some BS right there I'd have to move out of that city.... seriously, I'd have to leave. I don't do snakes, AT ALL. In truth, it has only happened the once that there was a snake in the house and it was huge, though we do see small snakes in trees or in the street sometimes. oh, that's even worse. can't do it....not doing it... no snakes  | |
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I'm sorry to say Fauxieone that I will NOT be visiting you ANY time soon.
Snakes in trees....I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Did You Guys at least had Sex in the Forest...  **...KAY IN DC....** | |
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SpecialKay said: Did You Guys at least had Sex in the Forest...
NO WAY!! Ew! That trail was full of horse poo! Gross! | |
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KatSkrizzle said: SpecialKay said: Did You Guys at least had Sex in the Forest...
NO WAY!! Ew! That trail was full of horse poo! Gross! No off roading for you then I take it.  I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: I'm sorry to say Fauxieone that I will NOT be visiting you ANY time soon.
Snakes in trees....I like them. They can eat the rats in the kitchen. | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: KatSkrizzle said: NO WAY!! Ew! That trail was full of horse poo! Gross! No off roading for you then I take it. nope. not being able to see around me... I don't like that shit. I've heard many a story of horny male deer chasing and bucking folk. They don't play. I try not to bother them fools during mating season. Danger does not turn me on. | |
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NoodleSoup said: Nothinbutjoy said: I'm sorry to say Fauxieone that I will NOT be visiting you ANY time soon.
Snakes in trees....I like them. They can eat the rats in the kitchen. Yeah...you'll have to come see me. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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KatSkrizzle said: Nothinbutjoy said: No off roading for you then I take it. nope. not being able to see around me... I don't like that shit. I've heard many a story of horny male deer chasing and bucking folk. They don't play. I try not to bother them fools during mating season. Danger does not turn me on. Danger is one thing...horny deers are another! Smart move!! I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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I love getting lost in the woods...
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