chewing gum?

everybody knows if you do that it will stick to the inside of your bum

Ewwww.

I can't chew gum. It makes me nauseaus. I suck on minties. I'm a sucker. Yes, I am.

i went to sleep at a party once chewing gum.... i woke up with it all through my pubic hair... i was like wtf?.... instead of doing the normal thing and happily keeping it to myself... i ran into a room full of people and yelled "hey guess what everyone...."

momentofbliss said:

the gum got in my mouth when we were exchanging drunken sloppy kisses.....

paintedlady said:

momentofbliss said:

well at least I didn't swallow.

no.

I've swallowed by accident b4.

HamsterHuey said:

Oh Hamster...

ya killin' me here...

ZombieKitten said:

I was always told it would stick to my ribs....

to answer what the title insinuates: fuck no
to answer the gum part: no

to answer what the title insinuates: If I'm told to, yes
to answer the gum part: no

JustErin said:

Just how much fish have you swallowed in your time?

JustErin said:

rolling said:

If you mean pussy. None.

But I do like salmon a lot!

momentofbliss said:

I was sitting at my desk at work one day and hadn't moved for a few hours. When I went to go home I experienced some discomfort in that region. It wasn't till I got home that I discovered a dead spider had webbed all my bits together. He musta climbed up my leg and done what spiders do while I was busy on the computer.

omnithanos said:

lucky it wasn't a redback!

omnithanos said:

wowza.... i think i'd prefer the gum

I did when I was younger, but it makes me gag thinking about it now... so, no.

i haven't swallowed in a long time..

Every few minutes or so...I woulda thought everyone did

obsessed said:

i hear is not all that bad 4 u..

ronnie said:

saliva probably gives you cancer

momentofbliss said:

Now why am I not surprised! and what did they say?

HamsterHuey said:

Now why does that not surprise me?

ZombieKitten said:

but saliva is an effective cleaning agent!

JustErin said:

me too my Crown and Cranberry buddy
except I don't always have to be told

ronnie said:

so is bleach

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

'ewww... that's gross... show me!"