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Things You Can Say On Thanksgiving and Get Away With... Things You Can Say On Thanksgiving and Get Away With...
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? Happy turkey day to all my fellow 'org'ers | |
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BobGeorge67 said: Things You Can Say On Thanksgiving and Get Away With...
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? Happy turkey day to all my fellow 'org'ers Thanks! Happy Turkey Day to you too! | |
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What's Thanksgiving again?
Is that another American holiday for making money out of people? U're good at those. Still, I wish I was eating with u. Mmmm... | |
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Ahhh I got this one yesterday. My favorite is #2! | |
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WHO CUT THE CHEESE???
VERY FUNNY BTW!!! [This message was edited Fri Nov 22 8:00:06 PST 2002 by 00769BAD] I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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SuperiorTe said: What's Thanksgiving again?
Is that another American holiday for making money out of people? U're good at those. Still, I wish I was eating with u. Mmmm... Well, with that attitude no one would invite you. | |
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"Ive never liked you"
"I need to borrow___" "Climb in my fur." | |
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I think, "I saw a squirrel run across the street and he didn't get hit by a car, so he said Weee!" is Thanksgiving worthy. | |
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uglybrowneyes said: I think, "I saw a squirrel run across the street and he didn't get hit by a car, so he said Weee!" is Thanksgiving worthy.
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uglybrowneyes said: I think, "I saw a squirrel run across the street and he didn't get hit by a car, so he said Weee!" is Thanksgiving worthy.
wtf? "Climb in my fur." | |
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Hi Uglybrowneyes!!! Haven't seen you in a while... | |
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