This is a new concept.


Write a message to an orger.


But instead of using that orger's name, totally use another random orger's name to throw them off your trail.



For example, let's say I wanted to send a message to CarrieMpls:

I would randomly select another orger's name , let's say Roodboi, and use his name instead even though it was aimed at Carrie.



The message would go like this:

Dear Roodboi,
I can't believe you ate that jankity leftover pie just cuase you thought that guy was cute. That's gross!!! You don't have to stoop that low, honey! You're gorgeous, have beautiful hair, and knock out wonderful boobs.



ok, your turn!



[Edited 3/9/08 15:11pm]

Dear Ocean,


You have completely , and I mean this, filled my chest and lungs with light. You have no idea how much I adore you or the depths of which I appreciate our conversations. I want to stroke your chest hair, your beard, your beautiful face, and just whisper to you all sweet nothin's all the time. I want you to be the man you want to be, and inspire you each step of the way.

Dear 2the9s,

You are my sweet, sexy nubian , queen. Girl, when I get to brooklyn, Imma tap that sexy black ass.

Dear Imago,


I wanna jump your bones.



Love,

Jessica J.

Steadwood said:

steadwood!


I'm trying to get the party started!

jess555ja said:

I will gladly be the proxy for whoever that's aimed for

Dear INSATIABLE,

When I get to Columbus, you better drive up and see me cause I want to like that ass good and right.

Dear evenstar, your threads suck.

Dear Abierman,

I'm going to have the Gnome Liberation front come and take you away!

Moni~

I cannot wait to be lying on a beautiful white sand beach with you in 23 days.
Our honeymoon is going to be the best!

Dear Jerseykrs,

I can't believe you and Phil are getting married . He's more of a girl than you are sometimes, but I KNOW he'll treat you right. I can't think of a better match at this time.

Imago said:

Dear Imago,

I am going to you senseless in 12 days.

evenstar said:

Dear Christopher,

Lost is boring and sucks.

evenstar said:

Again, I will gladly be the proxy for this message

Dear Natisse,

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: no no NO! I do *not* put out on a first date. Accept it!


Love Alun x

Dear Natisse,

YOU BETTER put out on our first date. I'm not flying out there for the tea and biscuits!

scrambledeggsaresoboring,

Dear RhondaB,

I miss you like crazy ... hope you're doing ok

INSATIABLE said:

JDInteractive, you're letting the cat out of the bag quicker than Carrie touches up her roots.

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shanti0608 said:

This thread cracks my ass up!!

Dear mcmeekle

You haven't quite grasped how this thread works have you?