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True Friendship (With None of That Sissy Crap!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this post - Just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?, "Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing in your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. (Sent to me by a friend via email, thought you'd enjoy it here! - June7) |
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moderatorAww... this makes me think of my best friend  
Especially numbers 1, 4,7, and 8. | |
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You know, a good friend will bail you out of jail.
But a true friend will be sitting in the cell with you, saying, "Damn, we really fucked up". | |
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RodeoSchro said: You know, a good friend will bail you out of jail.
But a true friend will be sitting in the cell with you, saying, "Damn, we really fucked up".  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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June7, my Prince | |
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RodeoSchro said: You know, a good friend will bail you out of jail.
But a true friend will be sitting in the cell with you, saying, "Damn, we really fucked up". Good friends help you move. But REAL friends help you move, the body... 
"...literal people are scary, man literal people scare me out there trying to rid the world of its poetry while getting it wrong fundamentally down at the church of "look, it says right here, see!" - ani difranco | |
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I have a best friend who's all of those things... just one [Edited 3/11/08 10:39am] | |
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TheResistor said: RodeoSchro said: You know, a good friend will bail you out of jail.
But a true friend will be sitting in the cell with you, saying, "Damn, we really fucked up". Good friends help you move. But REAL friends help you move, the body... and spread the lime... | |
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Imago said: June7, my Prince
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| .. somebody like that will tell you the truth! lol ... that's a friend! ..i like #7.. it's truth lol | |
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6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
Awwwww... one for Ocean...
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pardonme4livin said: 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
Awwwww... one for Ocean...
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Ocean said: pardonme4livin said: 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
Awwwww... one for Ocean...
 You understood that didn't you? 
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That reminds me...  my girl. No more sissy crap  for her | |
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