ok..I gotta story 'bout his...it wasn't a case of going down, it was a case of fixin' to mount up and seeing something disturbing...

lemme set the scene...
early 90's...
I'm horny...
knew a girl that had just broken up with her boyfreind, like the day before...
we had flirted for years..
I took advantage of her broken heart...(karma is a bitch)

anyway, I called her to see if she wanted to come hang out and watch movies with some friends and myself, she came over and all was well...everybody there was a couple, so we just kinda sat together and enjoyed the evening...everyone started drinking and things went from there...a few folks left, a few stayed...she and I went to my room to "talk"...well talking led to stripping naked...for whatever reason, before anything else happened, she got on all fours and wanted it from behind...I was getting ready to do my thing when I looked down and saw....SHIT STREAKS!!!....

needless to say...party over, erection lost, she had to go...never could look at her the same again...I told her she'd regret doing it so soon after breaking up with her boyfriend... ...she thought I was sweet and caring...

she and her boyfriend got back together...