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Printableshanti0608 said: statuesqque said: no
 ewwwI am with you...yet again 
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Where's CarrieMpls?
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JDInteractive said: StDrew said: Did you check the feet?
I will not go down on Mirrorsbestfriend with ugly jacked up feet! to me if he can't keep up the feet u know he gonna neglect the coochie! the feet is the foundation of sexiness.....i've found that if the feet are pretty the rest will be clean and free from asbestos and disease also....Anybody out there agree? http://paulm.com/pix/2005...d_foot.jpg [please link to gross-out images! - CarrieMpls] 
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im fuckin done. [Edited 12/26/07 13:51pm] | |
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CHIC0 said: JDInteractive said: I will not go down on Mirrorsbestfriend with ugly jacked up feet! to me if he can't keep up the feet u know he gonna neglect the coochie! the feet is the foundation of sexiness.....i've found that if the feet are pretty the rest will be clean and free from asbestos and disease also....Anybody out there agree? http://paulm.com/pix/2005...d_foot.jpg [please link to gross-out images! - CarrieMpls] it's just a foot!!! 
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mdiver said: amorbella said: Went down, came right back up!!!!
Some men just don't freakin' care, GROSS MUTHA FUC****!!!  I bet he was gutted THAT SHIT WAS WRONG!!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Imago said: You could smell their dirty ass?
I'm hearing horror stories about it from folks lately, and I'm thinking, what kind of people do you hook up with? 
Who the hell gets busy without taking a proper shower first? 
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I think I am offcialy grossed out right about now after reading all of this  PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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vainandy said: I've started to and then I got a whiff of ass and told that motherfucker that it was time for me to leave. What's worse though, is the time that I got with this trade motherfucker (bisexual) and as soon as his dick came out of his pants, I smelled pure pussy. I asked him if he had done anything earlier that evening and he said that he had fucked his wife. I told him I was leaving also and next time to wash the damn pussy off his dick before he gets with me.
okay that is so fuckn nasty what made him not think to wash his ass first? | |
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| @ roodboi. shit streaks, hell naw | |
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what is it with the not washing of the ass? [Edited 12/26/07 16:15pm] | |
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Thankfully, no.
I don't have any gross sex stories to tell. | |
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JustErin said: Thankfully, no.
I don't have any gross sex stories to tell. me neither. | |
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roodboi said: ok..I gotta story 'bout his...it wasn't a case of going down, it was a case of fixin' to mount up and seeing something disturbing...
lemme set the scene... early 90's... I'm horny... knew a girl that had just broken up with her boyfreind, like the day before... we had flirted for years.. I took advantage of her broken heart...(karma is a bitch) anyway, I called her to see if she wanted to come hang out and watch movies with some friends and myself, she came over and all was well...everybody there was a couple, so we just kinda sat together and enjoyed the evening...everyone started drinking and things went from there...a few folks left, a few stayed...she and I went to my room to "talk"...well talking led to stripping naked...for whatever reason, before anything else happened, she got on all fours and wanted it from behind...I was getting ready to do my thing when I looked down and saw....SHIT STREAKS!!!.... 
needless to say...party over, erection lost, she had to go...never could look at her the same again...I told her she'd regret doing it so soon after breaking up with her boyfriend...  ...she thought I was sweet and caring...
she and her boyfriend got back together...  OH MY GOD..... That is so disgusting. Oh, I have beautiful, tiny feminine feet. | |
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JustErin said: Thankfully, no.
I don't have any gross sex stories to tell. I got way too many. Here's one tip: never go down on a woman unless you've witnessed how she washes her pussy. I've seen yellow crap on a girl's clit once I pulled it out. Also, I was fucking this other girl from behind and being an ass man I looked down....and then I looked again. Anal leakage!!  | |
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eikonoklastes said: JustErin said: Thankfully, no.
I don't have any gross sex stories to tell. I got way too many. Here's one tip: never go down on a woman unless you've witnessed how she washes her pussy. I've seen yellow crap on a girl's clit once I pulled it out. Also, I was fucking this other girl from behind and being an ass man I looked down....and then I looked again. Anal leakage!! OMG.... Way too much information. | |
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I think I'm going to completely change the thread title and subject of the thread in a few minutes. | |
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hokie1 said: eikonoklastes said: I got way too many. Here's one tip: never go down on a woman unless you've witnessed how she washes her pussy. I've seen yellow crap on a girl's clit once I pulled it out. Also, I was fucking this other girl from behind and being an ass man I looked down....and then I looked again. Anal leakage!! OMG.... Way too much information. I am absolutely fucking paranoid about these things. I'm washin' up seconds before getting down even if I had a shower a couple of hours before. I'm not taking ANY risks. | |
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JustErin said: hokie1 said: OMG.... Way too much information. I am absolutely fucking paranoid about these things. I'm washin' up seconds before getting down even if I had a shower a couple of hours before. I'm not taking ANY risks. Oh, so am I... You can say that I'm not spontaneous and that's fine, but I'd rather be unspontaneous than have a dirty pussy. | |
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JustErin said: Thankfully, no. I don't have any gross sex stories to tell. Only once have I ever had to deal with that. And I couldn't tell if it was nasty ass or nasty cooch, but the smell was otherworldly... I don't remember what I said or what excuse I used but it didn't take much persauding to get out of it because I know she had to smell it too. It covered the room... I was so embarrassed for her. If only I had a baby wipe... Or two... | |
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hokie1 said: JustErin said: I am absolutely fucking paranoid about these things. I'm washin' up seconds before getting down even if I had a shower a couple of hours before. I'm not taking ANY risks. Oh, so am I... You can say that I'm not spontaneous and that's fine, but I'd rather be unspontaneous than have a dirty pussy.
I'm even able to be spontaneous, just a quick run to the washroom and I'm good to go. | |
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violator said: JustErin said: Thankfully, no.
I don't have any gross sex stories to tell. Only once have I ever had to deal with that. And I couldn't tell if it was nasty ass or nasty cooch, but the smell was otherworldly... I don't remember what I said or what excuse I used but it didn't take much persauding to get out of it because I know she had to smell it too. It covered the room... I was so embarrassed for her. If only I had a baby wipe... Or two... See...this is why I am so paranoid about this.
I can't even imagine.  | |
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violator said: JustErin said: Thankfully, no.
I don't have any gross sex stories to tell. Only once have I ever had to deal with that. And I couldn't tell if it was nasty ass or nasty cooch, but the smell was otherworldly... I don't remember what I said or what excuse I used but it didn't take much persauding to get out of it because I know she had to smell it too. It covered the room... I was so embarrassed for her. If only I had a baby wipe... Or two... of course, it doesn't hurt to boil their panties for soup.  | |
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hokie1 said: JustErin said: I am absolutely fucking paranoid about these things. I'm washin' up seconds before getting down even if I had a shower a couple of hours before. I'm not taking ANY risks. Oh, so am I... You can say that I'm not spontaneous and that's fine, but I'd rather be unspontaneous than have a dirty pussy. LMAO!!! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: hokie1 said: Oh, so am I... You can say that I'm not spontaneous and that's fine, but I'd rather be unspontaneous than have a dirty pussy. LMAO!!! shit i agree | |
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front to back ladies | |
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hokie1 said: eikonoklastes said: I got way too many. Here's one tip: never go down on a woman unless you've witnessed how she washes her pussy. I've seen yellow crap on a girl's clit once I pulled it out. Also, I was fucking this other girl from behind and being an ass man I looked down....and then I looked again. Anal leakage!! OMG.... Way too much information. Of course there's also the common toilet paper balls. Actually some seem to have whole toilet paper rolls down there. Hmm, what else. Oh there was one who actually did shower right before we had sex. Then I went down on her and she smelled worse than a urinal. I mean regular piss doesn't even smell that bad. I don't know wtf was wrong with her. So instead I just kissed her thighs and worked my way back up. After a lil kissing my dick got hard again and I was like fuck it, I'm just going to ignore what just happened and fuck her good. After a few minutes of fucking she got on top and the bitch decided to surprise me and take control. It was cool until she stuck her stinky pussy in my face. I slipped of there between her legs as fast as I could and told her it wasn't going to happen...that I had too much on my mind. Just didn't know how to tell her the truth without hurting her feelings. That was the last time we had sex though.
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JustErin said: hokie1 said: Oh, so am I... You can say that I'm not spontaneous and that's fine, but I'd rather be unspontaneous than have a dirty pussy.
I'm even able to be spontaneous, just a quick run to the washroom and I'm good to go. "Hold on for a sec, I gotta go wash my dingle-berries before we start" | |
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heybaby said: front to back ladies
มีเพียงความว่างเปล่า  只有空虚 Dim ond gwacter 만 공허함이있다 唯一の虚しさがあります  There is only the void. | |
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eikonoklastes said: hokie1 said: OMG.... Way too much information. Of course there's also the common toilet paper balls. Actually some seem to have whole toilet paper rolls down there. Hmm, what else. Oh there was one who actually did shower right before we had sex. Then I went down on her and she smelled worse than a urinal. I mean regular piss doesn't even smell that bad. I don't know wtf was wrong with her. So instead I just kissed her thighs and worked my way back up. After a lil kissing my dick got hard again and I was like fuck it, I'm just going to ignore what just happened and fuck her good. After a few minutes of fucking she got on top and the bitch decided to surprise me and take control. It was cool until she stuck her stinky pussy in my face. I slipped of there between her legs as fast as I could and told her it wasn't going to happen...that I had too much on my mind. Just didn't know how to tell her the truth without hurting her feelings. That was the last time we had sex though.
edit: typo [Edited 12/26/07 16:41pm] maybe she had some stored up nut or something in her. look I know they say its not necessary but maybe she needed to douche or something. I do know that some women just have an odor that no matter what they do its just how they smell. there was a girl i knew in highschool like this. she was very clean but she smelled like fish. she was a good friend. I felt bad for her  | |
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