So I go out on a date with this so-called "conscience" brother. Nice guy. Polite.

He asked me out to a movie and dinner. I'm like sure, why not. He then analyzing which movie we should see based on my likes and dislikes, time, location, where we're having dinner, etc.

I'm sitting there like . Uh...can we just pic a movie and go.

So he mentioned that "Darfur Now" is playing at the indie theater and I'm all down for it.

I get to the theater and there he is. He analyzing my height again because I guess I seemed taller and doing some checks in his head. I'm like...okayyyyy.


We get in the theater and I'm all hyped to see the preview of the indie films coming out. He is TALKING. So I stop, turn and listen. I don't know what he was saying but I'm good with the "yeah.....really...interesting...yeah..ok".

The movie starts and I'm focused in on the movie.....and yet...he is talking. I asked him if he likes the movie. he says he loves it. At that point I wanted to say....then shut up but I would have been mean.

The movie ends, I'm hyped and he's talking but I'm like whatever. We walk out of the theater and there was this longgggg line of just men. he was like, why are all of these men here? I looked harder and said OHHHHH....there must be some gay indie movie. He says..."they are gay" I thought he was going to faint or run or something. I was like...ugh. To irritate him more, I saw this very fly looking dude there. He was just so perfected....hair, jewerly and this fly leather coat. So I yelled and said, "YOu are Fly as hell". The guy smiled and said, "thanks sweetie".

My date just looked at me like...WTH. Turns out it was the Indianapolis GLBT movie fest. He tried to pull himself together and show that he was this diverse brotha with no hang ups. But too late.....


We go to dinner and he's just a talking and talking. Some of it was interesting...some of it made me over eat. I was throwin' out little jokes and my sarcasm was crackin me up. he just never got it. he was so straight laced. So.....well boring.

As we departed, he said..."uhmmmm...when will I hear from you again." I said...Tuesday is a good day and in my goofy way...I chuckled because I know that this goofball thought I was serious. He said...Tuesday? I said...yeah...Tuesady. He said...Why tuesday.....I said....Tuesdays are good.

He said will I talk with you on Tuesday....and I thought....oh brother





ok....NEXT!!
[Edited 11/12/07 6:51am]

ok first of all So I yelled and said, "YOu are Fly as hell".

DanceWme said:

he was fly though....

Rhondab said:

This reminded me "Mashed Potato Girl" off of "Exodus," for some reason.

You should've done what one of my dates did. she said "We don't talk during the movie. If you try and talk to me, I'll go sit as far away from you as possible."


Well, since I don't talk much, there was no need

LMAO

Good Gawd!!!

Was he at least hot? If he's really hot, he could be of some use.

JustErin said:

Poor Rhonda

Ugh!! Sounds like a date from hell Rhonda!!! At least you made light of it so it wasn't so bad! If you want to talk so damn much don't take your date to a movie!!! Ugh, men!

JustErin said:

No he wasn't hot. he was attractive but not HOT if that makes any sense.


I think i wasn't taking it too serious so I could just observe the date from a fun point of view.



he just talks way too much...lawdy.

Rhondab said:

I know EXACTLY how you feel. I crack me up all the time.

Rhondab said:

LOVE IT.

Rhondab said:

Dating sucks.

This is why I only date within my own kind.

Hookers.

I would have had to find a way to tell that mf to shut his ass while the movie was on!! He talks too damn much. & all that figuring out which movie based on x, y & z - I'm sure he was just trying to be considerate & all but does a simple task have to be turned into a damn science project? Did he do your astrological chart too?? Oy

CalhounSq said:

I think I was asked every question under the sun.


But this is how lame I am....I get home from being at my daughter's game and I'm sooooo tired, need to still take care of some stuff regarding my moms call. I go to the caller ID to find this mechanics number. Thinking I found it I called it.....ring, ring...Hello...Hey Dominique, its Rhonda.....

Other person: uh.....HELLO

Yeah...its Rhonda, dominique.....needed to talk with you about this car thing remember

Other person: Uh.....this isn't dominique...its Curtis

Me:
I scream...OMGOSHHHHH!! and begin to laugh...

Curtis is the name of the date.....AND IT WAS TUESDAY!!



I laughed...and of course he didn't.

Rhondab said:

OH HEYALLL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN NAWWWWW!!! Dammit, Rhonda!!

CalhounSq said:

I'm sooooo not lyin'....I was gigglin 'so damn hard...he was just like, "Hmmmm so you were really calling this Dominique and not me..."

well....damn..

Rhondab said:

not gonna give him a chance to redeem himself?

Rhondab said:

damn just damn, i've done that before

alwayslate said:

uhmmmmm....well....uh.....he's a very nice guy and I'm very willing to hook him up with someone else. He's sorta attractive.

heybaby said:

see...I'm not the only lameo...lol