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Thread started 11/13/07 9:47am

DanceWme

Guys with dicks

whether big or small are dumber than women.



Period.
[Edited 11/13/07 9:59am]
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Reply #1 posted 11/13/07 9:48am

horatio

where?
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Reply #2 posted 11/13/07 9:49am

roodboi

shrug

we can piss on trees like its going outta style though...batting eyes
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Reply #3 posted 11/13/07 9:49am

DanceWme

horatio said:

where?

what do u mean where? whofarted
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Reply #4 posted 11/13/07 9:49am

DanceWme

roodboi said:

shrug

we can piss on trees like its going outta style though...batting eyes

we can piss on trees better and smarter


NEXT!!!
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Reply #5 posted 11/13/07 9:50am

JustErin

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DanceWme said:

whether big or small are dumber than woman.



Period.


No, no. You've got it wrong. The more the curve on the dick the smarter they are. So basically geniuses all have banana dicks.
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Reply #6 posted 11/13/07 9:51am

DanceWme

JustErin said:

DanceWme said:

whether big or small are dumber than woman.



Period.


No, no. You've got it wrong. The more the curve on the dick the smarter they are. So basically geniuses all have banana dicks.

falloff

I've been screwing a bunch of dumbasses
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Reply #7 posted 11/13/07 9:53am

roodboi

DanceWme said:

roodboi said:

shrug

we can piss on trees like its going outta style though...batting eyes

we can piss on trees better and smarter


NEXT!!!


girl y'alll gotta pull and tug on that thing to make the piss even hit a tree...all I gotta do is unzip...rolleyes
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Reply #8 posted 11/13/07 9:53am

JustErin

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DanceWme said:

JustErin said:



No, no. You've got it wrong. The more the curve on the dick the smarter they are. So basically geniuses all have banana dicks.

falloff

I've been screwing a bunch of dumbasses


You know the old saying:

Bend in the dick does the trick.
Dicks that are straight don't do it so great.
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Reply #9 posted 11/13/07 9:54am

DanceWme

roodboi said:

DanceWme said:


we can piss on trees better and smarter


NEXT!!!


girl y'alll gotta pull and tug on that thing to make the piss even hit a tree...all I gotta do is unzip...rolleyes

yeah ur right hrmph
yall can even piss in a bottle in the car on a looong road trip. We cant. Trust me, i've tried.



ok y'all got that one
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Reply #10 posted 11/13/07 9:54am

DanceWme

JustErin said:

DanceWme said:


falloff

I've been screwing a bunch of dumbasses


You know the old saying:

Bend in the dick does the trick.
Dicks that are straight don't do it so great.

eek
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Reply #11 posted 11/13/07 9:58am

ThreadCula

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JustErin said:

DanceWme said:


falloff

I've been screwing a bunch of dumbasses


You know the old saying:

Bend in the dick does the trick.
Dicks that are straight don't do it so great.



LMAO!!!!! Thats a new one for me

How does it have to bend-upwards?
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Reply #12 posted 11/13/07 9:58am

PEJ

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DanceWme said:

whether big or small are dumber than woman.



Period.





you mean women not woman right?
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Reply #13 posted 11/13/07 9:59am

DanceWme

PEJ said:

DanceWme said:

whether big or small are dumber than woman.



Period.





you mean women not woman right?

yeah ur right lol
lemme change that right quick. Thanks!
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Reply #14 posted 11/13/07 10:00am

roodboi

ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:



You know the old saying:

Bend in the dick does the trick.
Dicks that are straight don't do it so great.



LMAO!!!!! Thats a new one for me

How does it have to bend-upwards?
[Edited 11/13/07 9:58am]



yeah...aint too much good for a penis to bend around the corner for...unless its gonna sneak up on the pussy

left out a word edit
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Reply #15 posted 11/13/07 10:04am

darrenj

Santa claus in the summer time.




Kinda takes the fun out of christmas, don't it.


Edited coz too rude for some.

Please Don't LOOK!

sad
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Reply #16 posted 11/13/07 10:05am

JustErin

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ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:



You know the old saying:

Bend in the dick does the trick.
Dicks that are straight don't do it so great.



LMAO!!!!! Thats a new one for me

How does it have to bend-upwards?
[Edited 11/13/07 9:58am]


Yes, must bend up.

But I just made that saying up.
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Reply #17 posted 11/13/07 10:05am

DanceWme

darrenj said:

Santa claus in the summer time.

http://picasaweb.google.c...7215172562


Kinda takes the fun out of christmas, don't it.

sad

ok great eek







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Reply #18 posted 11/13/07 10:05am

retina

ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:



You know the old saying:

Bend in the dick does the trick.
Dicks that are straight don't do it so great.



LMAO!!!!! Thats a new one for me

How does it have to bend-upwards?
[Edited 11/13/07 9:58am]


A female friend once told me about a one night stand she'd had where the guy's dick was bent downwards a whole lot. So much so that they just couldn't use any of the most common positions. Now what does that mean? lol
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Reply #19 posted 11/13/07 10:06am

DanceWme

retina said:

ThreadCula said:




LMAO!!!!! Thats a new one for me

How does it have to bend-upwards?
[Edited 11/13/07 9:58am]


A female friend once told me about a one night stand she'd had where the guy's dick was bent downwards a whole lot. So much so that they just couldn't use any of the most common positions. Now what does that mean? lol

ok great eek






lock
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Reply #20 posted 11/13/07 10:07am

ThreadCula

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retina said:

ThreadCula said:




LMAO!!!!! Thats a new one for me

How does it have to bend-upwards?
[Edited 11/13/07 9:58am]


A female friend once told me about a one night stand she'd had where the guy's dick was bent downwards a whole lot. So much so that they just couldn't use any of the most common positions. Now what does that mean? lol



eek WTH??

Did someone slam a window shut on his doodle?

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Reply #21 posted 11/13/07 10:10am

Mach

retina said:



A female friend once told me about a one night stand she'd had where the guy's dick was bent downwards a whole lot. So much so that they just couldn't use any of the most common positions. Now what does that mean? lol
I dated a guy who had a penis like -

okay

like a chunky pencil with a huge mushroom head

eek

I never touched it

eek

2 Os edit
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Reply #22 posted 11/13/07 10:11am

PEJ

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darrenj said:

Santa claus in the summer time.

http://picasaweb.google.c...7215172562


Kinda takes the fun out of christmas, don't it.

sad



he only has nuts...
confused
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Reply #23 posted 11/13/07 10:20am

retina

ThreadCula said:


eek WTH??

Did someone slam a window shut on his doodle?


Yeah, maybe he was a pervert who would jack off right outside people's open windows. Then one day someone slammed it shut with the quickness. lol

Dick stain on the glass. ill

Or maybe he'd had a dick piercing the size of a baseball for years. hmmm
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Reply #24 posted 11/13/07 10:23am

retina

Mach said:

retina said:



A female friend once told me about a one night stand she'd had where the guy's dick was bent downwards a whole lot. So much so that they just couldn't use any of the most common positions. Now what does that mean? lol
I dated a guy who had a penis like -

okay

like a chunky pencil with a huge mushroom head

eek

I never touched it

eek

2 Os edit
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falloff Well thanks for that visual. No dinner for me tonight.
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Reply #25 posted 11/13/07 10:26am

Mach

retina said:

Mach said:

I dated a guy who had a penis like -

okay

like a chunky pencil with a huge mushroom head

eek

I never touched it

eek

2 Os edit
[Edited 11/13/07 10:12am]


falloff Well thanks for that visual. No dinner for me tonight.


lol

It was really creepy

I drew a pic of it for my friends and they offered ( bribe !! ) to pay me to touch it just once - I couldn't

we only dated a couple days more - I know shallow and all - but I COULD NOT TOUCH IT
eek eek
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Reply #26 posted 11/13/07 10:37am

purplewisdom

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"jerk out" part 2
"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily"--BP
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Reply #27 posted 11/13/07 10:39am

Imago

It's threads like this one that will shut this site down.
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Reply #28 posted 11/13/07 10:41am

DanceWme

Imago said:

It's threads like this one that will shut this site down.

NO!!!

Its threads like gamma ray burst and effin alphabet crap that will shut it down. mad
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Reply #29 posted 11/13/07 10:57am

Anxiety

DanceWme said:

Imago said:

It's threads like this one that will shut this site down.

NO!!!

Its threads like gamma ray burst and effin alphabet crap that will shut it down. mad


falloff
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