We all have those movies that have very little (or no) artistic merit, but we just can't get enough of them. There's just something about them that touches your heart. I have my fair share. What would you list as your top 10? Here is mine:

-The Substitute
Casting old-ass Marc Anthony as a high-school gangsta was GENIUS and Tom Berenger was so hot!!!! I wish he would teach me!

-Showgirls
Its genius needs no explanation.

-Sleepaway Camp
A crossdressing villan who kills a woman by putting a hot curling iron her genital area. That's some sick shit!

-Freddy vs. Jason
The final showdown! I was waiting for this shit. Jason might have won the battle, but Freddy was still the man. Any idiot can put on a mask and kill people, but Freddy got you in your dreams. That's deep.

-Child's Play 2
Chucky's one liners in this film are worth the price of admission alone--but his little ass running around always has me dying laughing.

-I Got the Hook-Up
Master P almost ruined this, but A.J. Johnson saves the day. 'Nuff said.

-Skatetown U.S.A.
My future ex-husband Scott Baio is in this roller-disco classic, but it was all about Patrick Swayze's rollerskating/ballet routine where he uses a leather belt as a prop. Hot!!!!!

-Zapped!
Again, Scott Baio this time with Willie Aames who use their superpowers to remove girls' clothes. How original.

-Under the Cherry Moon
It is a classic, but some of the scenes are laughable. Especially when Prince dies, in all white, but doesn't get dirty...except for a line of blood on the side of his mouth.

-House Party 3
Not as good as the first by a long shot. But Bernie Mac, Immature and A.J. Johnson bring some much-needed comic relief.

I forgot that I wanted to give an honorable mention to:

-Roller Boogie
A teenage Linda Blair plays a rebellious rich girl who passion is rollerskating. The climax is the big Roller Boogie contest to save the local rink from being bought by developers. Stoney Jackson has a small role in the movie, with a nice afro that suits the period and not his trademark curl.

Evil Dead II

Schindler's list

I tried it several times .... just can't get through it

must be those germans speaking English

Lovesexy82 said:

Okay...I love this movie...so much, I own it! Yes..everyone can say it..Moni is a dork!

horatio said:

Dammit, you beat me to it.

The original Evil Dead is awesome as well.

Shark Zone!

Wasp Woman
The House At the Edge of the Park
Fangs of the Living Dead
Christmas Evil
The Killer Shrews

What about...Killer Klowns from Outerspace

Lovesexy82 said:

Yeah, Tom Berenger WAS a hot manly stud.


NOW he looks like THIS:

Lovesexy82 said:

I've seen that one. It wasn't scary, just fun.