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Org Interns Hello all the chocolate boy wonder here...as some of you know yesterday I was not at my best...I was mentally fried and therefore my normally specatular and entertainingly bad threads were below standard. The only only silver lining was I realized that I am very busy even though im no longer an org superstar (ahh twinkle twinkle baby...) my org celeb status is still very high. Since I am not as young as I once was the load of signing autographs and responding to my fans via orgnote has taken a toll.
So to help with the massive demands that being an org entertainer brings I have decided to hire an org intern. You may ask "Sin what would an intern have to do for you?" Im glad you thought that to yourself...it was a very good question...Here are just a few things I will need done to make my life easier. - Create a Wreckx n effect/Al B Sure! mix tape and title it "Zoom zoom in your boom boom mix" - Wash my drawers...make sure they got plenty of starch. - Respond to my orgnotes. I get lots of fan notes and nosy org paparatizi notes that need to be taken care of. Please sign them "Sincerly the Chocolate Boy Wonder ahh twinkle twinkle productions". - Organaize my Snow, Vanilla Ice and K-fed Cd and bootleg collection. I have a bootleg in which K-Fed does Snow's informer...sheer bliss I tell you...licky boom boom now. - Maintain my Color me Badd and Kid n Play posters...they are a little worn so I need someone who is handy with the scotch tape. - Wash the glass the case that holds my autographed Tony M "Goldnigga" NPG CD. I got him to sign it while he bagged my groceries at Walmart last month...He really is the Jughead. - I will need someone to install a microwave oven....Custom kitchen deliverayyy...You got to move these refriderators...you got to move this color Tvvvvv... - I will need a daily supply or breast milk from a cambodian immigrant and a set of left handed golf clubs. Which I will send you to return cause im right handed. - I will need someone to make me appreciation threads since despite my fame and critical acclaim I so rarely recieve one...probably cause I don't show up. These are just a few jobs that I need done to make sure that YOU the org viewer get the freshest and most rested Sinister you can get...So I am taking volunteers...Im thinking about 3 of you will do. So please sign up here and I will then hold interviews to choose the 3 I will need. Thank you all. clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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 i didn't bother to read past 'intern'
so, what's this job entail?  | |
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I loved hearing your voice, Sin.  | |
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XxAxX said: i didn't bother to read past 'intern'
so, what's this job entail? I will have to mail you the transcripts from todays thread.  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: - Create a Wreckx n effect /Al B Sure! mix tape and title it "Zoom zoom in your boom boom mix"
LMAO!!! I was searching for a Wreckx n effect cd on Ebay last night "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ummmmm.... what is the starting salary? "It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away."  | |
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Stymie said:
I loved hearing your voice, Sin. Really?  It was nothing like Audience's voice...I heard that voice and was like "God is that you?"clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: XxAxX said: i didn't bother to read past 'intern'
so, what's this job entail? I will have to mail you the transcripts from todays thread. um, that's all right. i just got to that bit about starching your drawers.  | |
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i'm not saying that's odd or anything but doesn't that itch??? | |
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Sinister said: Stymie said:
I loved hearing your voice, Sin. Really? It was nothing like Audience's voice...I heard that voice and was like "God is that you?" | |
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Mach said: http://www.prince.org/msg/100/217739
 When did you make that? Thank you so much!  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: - Organaize my Snow, Vanilla Ice and K-fed Cd and bootleg collection. I have a bootleg in which K-Fed does Snow's informer...sheer bliss I tell you...licky boom boom now.
you so stupid. | |
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ThreadCula said: Sinister said: - Create a Wreckx n effect /Al B Sure! mix tape and title it "Zoom zoom in your boom boom mix"
LMAO!!! I was searching for a Wreckx n effect cd on Ebay last night Yeah its the hotness...I bump that while rolling in the hood to increase my street cred  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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MNlivingCA said: ummmmm.... what is the starting salary?
You actually work for the leftover fame and approval that drips off me. clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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XxAxX said: Sinister said: I will have to mail you the transcripts from todays thread. um, that's all right. i just got to that bit about starching your drawers. I will have you know a pair of my stolen drawers went for $20.67 on Ebay. clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Stymie said: Sinister said: Really? It was nothing like Audience's voice...I heard that voice and was like "God is that you?"  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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starkitty said: Sinister said: - Organaize my Snow, Vanilla Ice and K-fed Cd and bootleg collection. I have a bootleg in which K-Fed does Snow's informer...sheer bliss I tell you...licky boom boom now.
you so stupid. You bless me with your sweet comment and presence my goddess... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Hello all the chocolate boy wonder here...as some of you know yesterday I was not at my best...I was mentally fried and therefore my normally specatular and entertainingly bad threads were below standard. The only only silver lining was I realized that I am very busy even though im no longer an org superstar (ahh twinkle twinkle baby...) my org celeb status is still very high. Since I am not as young as I once was the load of signing autographs and responding to my fans via orgnote has taken a toll.
So to help with the massive demands that being an org entertainer brings I have decided to hire an org intern. You may ask "Sin what would an intern have to do for you?" Im glad you thought that to yourself...it was a very good question...Here are just a few things I will need done to make my life easier. - Create a Wreckx n effect/Al B Sure! mix tape and title it "Zoom zoom in your boom boom mix" - Wash my drawers...make sure they got plenty of starch. - Respond to my orgnotes. I get lots of fan notes and nosy org paparatizi notes that need to be taken care of. Please sign them "Sincerly the Chocolate Boy Wonder ahh twinkle twinkle productions". - Organaize my Snow, Vanilla Ice and K-fed Cd and bootleg collection. I have a bootleg in which K-Fed does Snow's informer...sheer bliss I tell you...licky boom boom now. - Maintain my Color me Badd and Kid n Play posters...they are a little worn so I need someone who is handy with the scotch tape. - Wash the glass the case that holds my autographed Tony M "Goldnigga" NPG CD. I got him to sign it while he bagged my groceries at Walmart last month...He really is the Jughead. - I will need someone to install a microwave oven....Custom kitchen deliverayyy...You got to move these refriderators...you got to move this color Tvvvvv... - I will need a daily supply or breast milk from a cambodian immigrant and a set of left handed golf clubs. Which I will send you to return cause im right handed. - I will need someone to make me appreciation threads since despite my fame and critical acclaim I so rarely recieve one...probably cause I don't show up. These are just a few jobs that I need done to make sure that YOU the org viewer get the freshest and most rested Sinister you can get...So I am taking volunteers...Im thinking about 3 of you will do. So please sign up here and I will then hold interviews to choose the 3 I will need. Thank you all. yeah Tony M just got a promotion too, hes now a Dept. manager at 51st and Indian school  | |
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luv4u said: What are the perks?
The main perk is to be able to put on your resume you were an intern for an org superstar....it's gold Jerry....gold... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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cborgman said:
you frikking kill me, sir. Happy Arizona's birthday!  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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IAintTheOne said: Sinister said: Hello all the chocolate boy wonder here...as some of you know yesterday I was not at my best...I was mentally fried and therefore my normally specatular and entertainingly bad threads were below standard. The only only silver lining was I realized that I am very busy even though im no longer an org superstar (ahh twinkle twinkle baby...) my org celeb status is still very high. Since I am not as young as I once was the load of signing autographs and responding to my fans via orgnote has taken a toll.
So to help with the massive demands that being an org entertainer brings I have decided to hire an org intern. You may ask "Sin what would an intern have to do for you?" Im glad you thought that to yourself...it was a very good question...Here are just a few things I will need done to make my life easier. - Create a Wreckx n effect/Al B Sure! mix tape and title it "Zoom zoom in your boom boom mix" - Wash my drawers...make sure they got plenty of starch. - Respond to my orgnotes. I get lots of fan notes and nosy org paparatizi notes that need to be taken care of. Please sign them "Sincerly the Chocolate Boy Wonder ahh twinkle twinkle productions". - Organaize my Snow, Vanilla Ice and K-fed Cd and bootleg collection. I have a bootleg in which K-Fed does Snow's informer...sheer bliss I tell you...licky boom boom now. - Maintain my Color me Badd and Kid n Play posters...they are a little worn so I need someone who is handy with the scotch tape. - Wash the glass the case that holds my autographed Tony M "Goldnigga" NPG CD. I got him to sign it while he bagged my groceries at Walmart last month...He really is the Jughead. - I will need someone to install a microwave oven....Custom kitchen deliverayyy...You got to move these refriderators...you got to move this color Tvvvvv... - I will need a daily supply or breast milk from a cambodian immigrant and a set of left handed golf clubs. Which I will send you to return cause im right handed. - I will need someone to make me appreciation threads since despite my fame and critical acclaim I so rarely recieve one...probably cause I don't show up. These are just a few jobs that I need done to make sure that YOU the org viewer get the freshest and most rested Sinister you can get...So I am taking volunteers...Im thinking about 3 of you will do. So please sign up here and I will then hold interviews to choose the 3 I will need. Thank you all. yeah Tony M just got a promotion too, hes now a Dept. manager at 51st and Indian school Holy crap! Well I know where im going to be doing my shopping now...Tony bags a mean grocery bag... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: XxAxX said: um, that's all right. i just got to that bit about starching your drawers. I will have you know a pair of my stolen drawers went for $20.67 on Ebay.  is that too much to pay? | |
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XxAxX said: Sinister said: I will have you know a pair of my stolen drawers went for $20.67 on Ebay. is that too much to pay? My drawers are priceless.clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: XxAxX said: is that too much to pay? My drawers are priceless. if i were you, i'd shrink-wrap ALL my dirty undies for later, and then if you ever need money you can auction them off | |
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