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PrintableYou know, even I, the queen of TMI, can't bring myself to type out what I'm thinking.
Except: I like it.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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karmatornado said: The smell of sex is cool except when you have to get rid of it on your penis. I remember in my sophmore year of college when I was starting to get playing time on the basketball team I was starting to pull many skeezers and I knew I was gonna hit it with the one cheerleader from the school that evening. My study buddy came over earlier in the day and we ended up doing the nasty unexpectedly in for one of the only times in my college days without the condom! So I get this girl out and my whole dorm room wreaks of sex. I then start lighting incense and matches and spraying airfreshener to get the sex out of the air cause I know the cheerleader is coming over. But like five minutes before the chick comes over I am changing and can smell pussy odor on my penile! I didn't have time to wash it (community dorm showers dammit) and I was just hoping we could get straight to the get down. But no, this bitch insists on going down even after I say no as she is doing it she gets this disgusted look on her face cause I know she smells and tastes coochie juice on my twig and berries. Oh the horror!
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karmatornado said: The smell of sex is cool except when you have to get rid of it on your penis. I remember in my sophmore year of college when I was starting to get playing time on the basketball team I was starting to pull many skeezers and I knew I was gonna hit it with the one cheerleader from the school that evening. My study buddy came over earlier in the day and we ended up doing the nasty unexpectedly in for one of the only times in my college days without the condom! So I get this girl out and my whole dorm room wreaks of sex. I then start lighting incense and matches and spraying airfreshener to get the sex out of the air cause I know the cheerleader is coming over. But like five minutes before the chick comes over I am changing and can smell pussy odor on my penile! I didn't have time to wash it (community dorm showers dammit) and I was just hoping we could get straight to the get down. But no, this bitch insists on going down even after I say no as she is doing it she gets this disgusted look on her face cause I know she smells and tastes coochie juice on my twig and berries. Oh the horror!
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HamsterHuey said: karmatornado said: The smell of sex is cool except when you have to get rid of it on your penis. I remember in my sophmore year of college when I was starting to get playing time on the basketball team I was starting to pull many skeezers and I knew I was gonna hit it with the one cheerleader from the school that evening. My study buddy came over earlier in the day and we ended up doing the nasty unexpectedly in for one of the only times in my college days without the condom! So I get this girl out and my whole dorm room wreaks of sex. I then start lighting incense and matches and spraying airfreshener to get the sex out of the air cause I know the cheerleader is coming over. But like five minutes before the chick comes over I am changing and can smell pussy odor on my penile! I didn't have time to wash it (community dorm showers dammit) and I was just hoping we could get straight to the get down. But no, this bitch insists on going down even after I say no as she is doing it she gets this disgusted look on her face cause I know she smells and tastes coochie juice on my twig and berries. Oh the horror!
This so earns you the new monicker of The Master Of TMI©  I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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missfee said: do you love it? cuz i sure do
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HamsterHuey said: karmatornado said: The smell of sex is cool except when you have to get rid of it on your penis. I remember in my sophmore year of college when I was starting to get playing time on the basketball team I was starting to pull many skeezers and I knew I was gonna hit it with the one cheerleader from the school that evening. My study buddy came over earlier in the day and we ended up doing the nasty unexpectedly in for one of the only times in my college days without the condom! So I get this girl out and my whole dorm room wreaks of sex. I then start lighting incense and matches and spraying airfreshener to get the sex out of the air cause I know the cheerleader is coming over. But like five minutes before the chick comes over I am changing and can smell pussy odor on my penile! I didn't have time to wash it (community dorm showers dammit) and I was just hoping we could get straight to the get down. But no, this bitch insists on going down even after I say no as she is doing it she gets this disgusted look on her face cause I know she smells and tastes coochie juice on my twig and berries. Oh the horror!
This so earns you the new monicker of The Master Of TMI© he's definitely giving dan a run for his money as king of Most Disgusting Posts  | |
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