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Thread started 06/18/06 11:44am

origmnd

Gay Flatulence

Do gay men who've been colon cleansed
have odor-less gas?
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Reply #1 posted 06/18/06 12:35pm

SammiJ

things that make u go "hmmm..."
hmmm
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Reply #2 posted 06/18/06 12:37pm

MickG

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thinks that make me go "ick..."

barf
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #3 posted 06/18/06 12:59pm

muirdo

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things that make u go fart
Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05
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Reply #4 posted 06/18/06 1:01pm

fathermcmeekle

origmnd said:

Do gay men who've been colon cleansed
have odor-less gas?

Yes they do.

Next question!

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Reply #5 posted 06/18/06 1:31pm

origmnd

fathermcmeekle said:

origmnd said:

Do gay men who've been colon cleansed
have odor-less gas?

Yes they do.

Next question!

biggrin



Do they have difficulty retaining fecal matter as a result of streched muscles?
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Reply #6 posted 06/18/06 4:18pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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origmnd said:

fathermcmeekle said:


Yes they do.

Next question!

biggrin



Do they have difficulty retaining fecal matter as a result of streched muscles?


Ever heard of SHARTING? It's when people with diminished elasticity in their ass-hole muscles think they are farting but actually a little (or a lot in some cases) of poop is exiting the building.
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #7 posted 06/18/06 4:25pm

PANDURITO

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redface Oops! I sharted again! redface
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Reply #8 posted 06/18/06 4:35pm

Romera

Do straight people have this problem? They do stretch those muscles too. confused
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Reply #9 posted 06/18/06 4:54pm

Mach

things that make you go drink
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Reply #10 posted 06/18/06 7:35pm

weepingwall

they fart crystal meth smoke. lol
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Reply #11 posted 06/18/06 8:06pm

HereToRockYour
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No, it smells like spunk. Next question. biggrin
oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!
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Reply #12 posted 06/19/06 12:44am

sj1600

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HereToRockYourWorld said:

No, it smells like spunk. Next question. biggrin





ill


falloff
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Reply #13 posted 06/19/06 6:23am

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shittiest crapest thread ever.
Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05
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Reply #14 posted 06/19/06 6:26am

Cloudbuster

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HereToRockYourWorld said:

No, it smells like spunk. Next question. biggrin


LMAO!
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Reply #15 posted 06/19/06 6:35am

purplerein

origmnd said:

Do gay men who've been colon cleansed
have odor-less gas?


origmnd, are you serious, or just kidding around?...why would you ask this of gay men, as opposed to all men?...perhaps you don't think you s*** stinks?
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Reply #16 posted 06/19/06 8:31am

MIGUELGOMEZ

You think we're aliens from another planet....



M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #17 posted 06/19/06 8:35am

IstenSzek

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Romera said:

Do straight people have this problem? They do stretch those muscles too. confused


no it's just us gay fuckers. hetero's don't do that nasty stuff
they know the rear is purely an exit. hence why the question is
posed to all the queer gay fuckers once again.

sigh
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #18 posted 06/19/06 8:52am

Anx

yes, and we gay men hold a monopoly on farts that don't stink. it's part of that whole "gay gene" thing. and if someone's fart smells like roses, it's a safe bet they're a submissive top sploshing queen. there's a whole fart code that makes the hankie code look like nothing, but i can't get into it all right now.
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Reply #19 posted 06/19/06 9:12am

origmnd

purplerein said:

origmnd said:

Do gay men who've been colon cleansed
have odor-less gas?


origmnd, are you serious, or just kidding around?...why would you ask this of gay men, as opposed to all men?...perhaps you don't think you s*** stinks?


of course im kidding but why would i ask of "straight" men about getting reamed?

too sensitive....ask me about how I can perform cunnilingous and I wont get offended
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Reply #20 posted 06/19/06 9:37am

Romera

origmnd said:

purplerein said:



origmnd, are you serious, or just kidding around?...why would you ask this of gay men, as opposed to all men?...perhaps you don't think you s*** stinks?


of course im kidding but why would i ask of "straight" men about getting reamed?

too sensitive....ask me about how I can perform cunnilingous and I wont get offended
I'm not a gay man but this shit isn't funny to me.

Straight women who are into anal could very well answer your question, too.
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Reply #21 posted 06/19/06 9:41am

brownsugar

Romera said:

origmnd said:



of course im kidding but why would i ask of "straight" men about getting reamed?

too sensitive....ask me about how I can perform cunnilingous and I wont get offended
I'm not a gay man but this shit isn't funny to me.

Straight women who are into anal could very well answer your question, too.


or any body that gets their colon cleansed
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Reply #22 posted 06/19/06 9:42am

HereToRockYour
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Romera said:

origmnd said:



of course im kidding but why would i ask of "straight" men about getting reamed?

too sensitive....ask me about how I can perform cunnilingous and I wont get offended
I'm not a gay man but this shit isn't funny to me.

Straight women who are into anal could very well answer your question, too.


Well, it's hilarious to me. Absurdity = falloff
oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!
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Reply #23 posted 06/19/06 9:45am

Romera

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Romera said:

I'm not a gay man but this shit isn't funny to me.

Straight women who are into anal could very well answer your question, too.


Well, it's hilarious to me. Absurdity = falloff
"lol: Stop making me laugh. I wanna be angry right mnow. mad

razz
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Reply #24 posted 06/19/06 9:46am

brownsugar

Romera said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:



Well, it's hilarious to me. Absurdity = falloff
"lol: Stop making me laugh. I wanna be angry right mnow. mad

razz

lol
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Reply #25 posted 06/19/06 9:48am

HereToRockYour
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Romera said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:



Well, it's hilarious to me. Absurdity = falloff
"lol: Stop making me laugh. I wanna be angry right mnow. mad

razz



Sorry.

mad
oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!
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Reply #26 posted 06/19/06 9:51am

Romera

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Romera said:

"lol: Stop making me laugh. I wanna be angry right mnow. mad

razz



Sorry.

mad
falloff
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Reply #27 posted 06/19/06 10:03am

Anx

happy pride week, everyone! wave
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Reply #28 posted 06/19/06 10:05am

Romera

Anx said:

happy pride week, everyone! wave
Same to you Chris. hug

See you this weekend. biggrin
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Reply #29 posted 06/19/06 10:42am

PANDURITO

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Anx said:

happy pride week, everyone! wave

Isn't pride a deadly sin anymore? smile
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