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Thread started 04/30/06 5:18am

giotto

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The Definitive Star Wars Double Entendres

A NEW HOPE

"Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

"Luke, at that speed do you think that you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"

"You've got something jammed in here real good"

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"Just me, the boy, two droids...no questions asked"

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought".

"Sorry about the mess..."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid"

"He has too much of his father in him"

"This little one's not worth the effort"

"Alright, give it to me, I'll take it"

"Some of the other guys were telling me about it. They say it's...it's quite a thing"

"They came from behind!"

"It didn't go in... it just impacted on the surface"

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"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person."
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Reply #1 posted 04/30/06 5:22am

JPW

Don't forget...

"I have felt him..."

Darth to the Emperor
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Reply #2 posted 04/30/06 5:27am

giotto

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THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

"Size matters not. Judge me for my size, do you?"

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here!"

"But now we must eat. Come good food, come..."

"That's okay. I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while"

"Hurry up, golden-rod..."

"I must've hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

"Possible he came throught the south entrance"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

"Control, control, you must learn control!"

"Master Luke, sir, it's so good to see you fully functional again"

"You don't have to do this to impress me"

"You're lucky you don't taste very good"

"Ooooh... you're making a mess"

"Artoo, come back at once. You haven't finished with me yet!"

"I have felt him, my master"

"Oh my. Uh, I uh - take this off!

I uh, don't mean to intrude here"

"Noisy brute!"


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Reply #3 posted 04/30/06 5:34am

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RETURN OF THE JEDI

"Hey,point that thing somewhere else!"

"I look forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me master"

"I never knew I had it in me"

"There's good in him, I've felt it"

"Grab me, Chewie, I'm slipping...hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, hold me Chewie"

"Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one"

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"She's gonna blow!"

"I think you'll fit in nicely"

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure"

"Well, it's gonna be rough, pal"

"I want you to take her. I mean it, take her"

"I just got a funny feeling"


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Reply #4 posted 04/30/06 7:38am

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JPW said:

Don't forget...

"I have felt him..."

Darth to the Emperor



That one's from "Empire" biggrin

Does anybody know if the prequels are as much fun?

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Reply #5 posted 04/30/06 7:40am

u2prnce

What about "I've got a bad feeling about this"?

It's said countless times.
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Reply #6 posted 04/30/06 7:42am

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u2prnce said:

What about "I've got a bad feeling about this"?

It's said countless times.


Precisely... biggrin

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Reply #7 posted 04/30/06 7:45am

coolcat

giotto said:

JPW said:

Don't forget...

"I have felt him..."

Darth to the Emperor



That one's from "Empire" biggrin

Does anybody know if the prequels are as much fun?

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fishslap

Wrong!! It's from Return of the Jedi.
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Reply #8 posted 04/30/06 7:55am

giotto

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coolcat said:

giotto said:




That one's from "Empire" biggrin

Does anybody know if the prequels are as much fun?

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fishslap

Wrong!! It's from Return of the Jedi.


eek

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Reply #9 posted 04/30/06 8:10am

coolcat

giotto said:

coolcat said:



fishslap

Wrong!! It's from Return of the Jedi.


eek

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Reply #10 posted 04/30/06 8:11am

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bawl

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"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person."
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Reply #11 posted 04/30/06 8:13am

coolcat

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bawl

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sad Sorry for the fishslap. Star Wars makes me a little nuts!
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Reply #12 posted 04/30/06 8:15am

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coolcat said:

giotto said:

bawl

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sad Sorry for the fishslap. Star Wars makes me a little nuts!


I deserved that biggrin

The prequels don't seem to be nearly as much fun, do they?

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Reply #13 posted 04/30/06 8:19am

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I mean, there's just this one line on THE PHANTOM MENACE:

"Feel, don't think. Use your instincts."

confused

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Reply #14 posted 04/30/06 8:19am

coolcat

giotto said:

coolcat said:



sad Sorry for the fishslap. Star Wars makes me a little nuts!


I deserved that biggrin

The prequels don't seem to be nearly as much fun, do they?

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Yeah, I didn't really like the prequels. Haven't seen them enough to remember any of the lines.
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Reply #15 posted 04/30/06 10:03am

coolcat

From A New Hope:

"Would someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?"

"They're coming in too fast!"
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Reply #16 posted 04/30/06 10:05am

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It would be really interesting to set up a fake conversation using only those quotes...I'll get back to you on that... lol

HE'S COMING AGAIN
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Reply #17 posted 04/30/06 2:53pm

TMPletz

giotto said:

RETURN OF THE JEDI

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

This is during the trench run in A New Hope, not Return of the Jedi. geek
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