I couldn't resist posting this from Yahoo News. I have only had $1000 bill one time and that was just because they were offering several Jenna Jameson flicks that month.


Woman, 62, Fights $1,431 Cable Porn Bill


YONKERS, N.Y. - A 62-year-old retired schoolteacher is fighting with a cable company over a hefty bill for porn and gangsta rap programming she says she never ordered.

The charges of more than $1,000 appeared on Claudia Lee's February Cablevision bill, shortly after she bundled her cable TV, computer and phone services.

"They are harassing me and trying to make me pay for something I didn't do," said Lee, who lives alone.

She said she has been forced to pay $779 to the company and was told to pay $652 more or face having her services cut off.

"Every time I call, somebody tells me something different. They're not on the same page," she said Thursday.

Cablevision spokesman Bill Powers said Lee may not have ordered the pay-per-view programming, but someone in her home did. Lee claimed someone pirated her connection. Powers said the company did not find theft of service.

On Friday, however, Cablevision issued a statement saying, "We are suspending these charges pending a full investigation and we are going to work with our customer to ensure that this matter is appropriately resolved."

Lee said the only regular visitor to her house is her 81-year-old mother, "and I don't think she wants to watch porn."

And don't ask me how I know this but I know for a fact that her 81 year old mother LOVES porn.

CaptainChaos said:

I know how she feels. I cursed out my son and nephew one weekend when I got our bill. Come to find out it was my mother ordering that bullshit. I turned off the cable after that. I made her pay for her own fetishes!

its a waste to pay for porn...just rent it and copy it

Monthly subscriptions to porn websites are much cheaper.

There's loads of free porn out there. I mean, uh, people tell me that.