GangstaFam said:

And lows.

Brownsugar on this thread is cracking me the hell up.

Romera said:

well this thread is about to get lower. I'm typing up the first sex I had when I moved to long beach. It's hilarious and scary at the same time I'll post it in a few

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

settling in...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Gettin' some milk and brownies.

Back online just in time!

Gracious piece of life
And everybody...Just fucking ignore Saintsation. Nobody cares about you or your immigrant.
With that being said...
I guess I'm gonna be on this thread instead of going out tonight. Supa, I'm jumping in la douche. Hurry up with that story It better be nasty.

Waiting impatiently...

GangstaFam said:

Yours was the 666th post

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

What are you doing posting crap like this?! Some of us have to leave work in 10 minutes! Post the good stuff!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Don't tell me things like that!

SeattleInvasion said:

SeattleInvasion said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yeah, take that back! Or better yet, MODS please step in, remove my post and make Supa #666!

GangstaFam said:

too late, this thread is now hereby deemed eeeeevil (in a good way).

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I'll be no part of it!

GangstaFam said:

too late!

Ok, so it's my first week in Long Beach (Port of LA). I'm at the bar and this guy walks in wearing a soccer outfit. He's really cute and I am just drooling Nothin like uniforms, don't matter what kind

So he approaches me and pays me a compliment, I blush and flex my eyelashes He offers to buy me a drink, I accept. After a couple he asks if I'd like to come over to his house for beers. I'm like :score:

So we get to his house and have a drink and off to the bedroom we go....



So we start messin around and he asks if I ever wear jockstraps (he's wearing one) and I tell him that I don't play sports so no. He says you'll look really sexy in one and so he goes to the dresser and throws one of his extras to me.

Now I'm not muscular or anything, just lean and I think it coulda been sexy except it was too big and so it looked like I was wearing a fuckin diaper I was like this don't fit but he convinced me it looked OK and that he liked it so I left it on. But I felt super damn retarded in that thing

So we're talkin dirty and stuff and havin fun and then he excuses himself and says he'll be right back. Literally 10 minutes go by. My hard on is gone and now my mind is starting to wander. I'm wonderin where he went and started thinkin about what if he's like a killer or somethin. Then he comes back in the bedroom and inside I was like this



He came in holding a douche bag full of water and the plug was stuck up his ass. Like this shit is just natural business, he just walks over and hands the bag to me and lays down on the bed. I am sitting there holding this fuckin thing thinkin WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!! And he just sat there talking nasty as this bag is unloading itself in his anal cavern and when the bag was flat and empty he told me can you reach into that nightstand right there and grab the dildo that's in there....

Not being one to disappoint I grabbed it and he took it, ripped the plug out of his ass and shoved it in without so much as an effort And he then told me to fuck him with that thing while he continued talking dirty. So he gets off and pulls the dildo out of his ass and and you know not a damn drop of water spilled on the bed the entire time!!! Not even when he pulled that donkey dick out his ass!.

I really have always wanted to start a thread about that but some things might be better off contained

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where the fuck did the water go?!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

ho-leee shit, did the dude have a bootyhole or some sorta water-retaining mystery ass-thing going on or what???

brownsugar said:

Who the hell knows!!! Maybe his ass is like the panama canal, complete with locks and channels. I was amazed when he pulled that dildo out and a rush of water did not follow

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i woulda been like, "didn't i just fill your ass full of water a minute ago?!!!"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Mind if I steal that!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

People think I make shit up but all my stories are true!

GangstaFam said:

sure!

At any point was there gleaking involved?

GangstaFam said:

ass-gleaking

GangstaFam said:

"gleaking"

There really wasn't! I was astounded. Even looking at the dry sheets as he got up to release himself. It takes all kinds but I was like damn, did that just happen?

thats some funny stuff! i can actually picture dude walking with a douche bag up his ass like its nothing

brownsugar said:

He walked right over non-challantly handing me that thing as if he were handing me a fresh cup of tea at a Sunday tea party

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[Edited 3/24/06 17:23pm]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Feel free to steal that for your sig!