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I'm afraid of men who have to wear these (i guess sorta NSFW) 
Look, If i'm with a guy, and i'm drunk and we're gonna mess around and we go to the store to get some jimmy hats, if he picks these out, I'm running to the nearest phone and calling animal control because I don't fuck with snakes. Okay? Who the hell needs a pee pee THAT big? And why are people encouraging them by making XXL condoms? Please. And If he says he's gonna "break me off a piece" then by all means, PLEASE do that, and put the rest in a doggy bag thank you because there is no way I'm taking all that shit at once. Thank You. This has been a GSK PSA. One of Dansa's org hornies 
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TMI. You paint such vivid word-pictures...  | |
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bizarre said: TMI. You paint such vivid word-pictures...
People always say I have a way with words. I have a way with OTHER body parts too  okaythatwasnasty:giggle: i'm bad...One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Y'all two are hilarious!
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else
You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like  and I looked at him like  30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats.One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else
You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like and I looked at him like 30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats. | |
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DynamicSavior said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else
You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like and I looked at him like 30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats.Seriously! I don't want my next boyfriend to feel like he's throwin a hot dog down a hallway when he bangs me 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Spookymuffin said: DynamicSavior said: You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like and I looked at him like 30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats. you have 9 inches in your sig. Get the fuck away from me.One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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You don't have to be HUGE to use them... | |
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DynamicSavior said: Spookymuffin said: you have 9 inches in your sig. Get the fuck away from me.I have seven in reality..when flacid.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: DynamicSavior said: you have 9 inches in your sig. Get the fuck away from me.I have seven in reality..when flacid.  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Spookymuffin said: I have seven in reality..when flacid.
stick to your signature orgasm baby,you ain't getting squat from me. (the plane fare's too expensive  ) | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Spookymuffin said: I have seven in reality..when flacid. You can have him. I don't like muffins. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You can have him. I don't like muffins. You'd like this one. | |
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Spookymuffin said: DynamicSavior said: You can have him. I don't like muffins. You'd like this one. I'm all about the ass  One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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1sexymf said: You don't have to be HUGE to use them...
Exactly HOW BIG do you need to be? If I ever use one it'd have to have a drawstring on it. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: Spookymuffin said: You'd like this one. I'm all about the ass Oh, I've got ass baby. | |
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DynamicSavior said: 1sexymf said: You don't have to be HUGE to use them...
Exactly HOW BIG do you need to be? If I ever use one it'd have to have a drawstring on it.
It's all about circumference. Let's see, how do I say this? 
I don't know, really, I never measured anyone, but trust me, the person thast used that that i was with, was not huge, but it was by no means small or medium either. OK, I just totally gave too much personal info here.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: DynamicSavior said: I'm all about the ass Oh, I've got ass baby. I can deal with 30 inches of ass. Looks like I'll have to pack a lunch. And bring a few outits. But this isn't an ass thread. Because the last time I started one I got banned.
empty room... empty room... howm I gonna fill you.. howm I gonna fill this empty roo-hoo-hoom.... that song is stuck in my head like a bitch. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: Spookymuffin said: Oh, I've got ass baby. I can deal with 30 inches of ass. Looks like I'll have to pack a lunch. And bring a few outits. But this isn't an ass thread. Because the last time I started one I got banned.
empty room... empty room... howm I gonna fill you.. howm I gonna fill this empty roo-hoo-hoom.... that song is stuck in my head like a bitch. Well then think of my NINE INCH PENIS. | |
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1sexymf said: DynamicSavior said: Exactly HOW BIG do you need to be? If I ever use one it'd have to have a drawstring on it.
It's all about circumference. Let's see, how do I say this?
I don't know, really, I never measured anyone, but trust me, the person thast used that that i was with, was not huge, but it was by no means small or medium either. OK, I just totally gave too much personal info here.  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Spookymuffin said: DynamicSavior said: I can deal with 30 inches of ass. Looks like I'll have to pack a lunch. And bring a few outits. But this isn't an ass thread. Because the last time I started one I got banned.
empty room... empty room... howm I gonna fill you.. howm I gonna fill this empty roo-hoo-hoom.... that song is stuck in my head like a bitch. Well then think of my NINE INCH PENIS.  so i'm supposed to fill "this" empty room up with your 9 inch penis? Well that would be the obvious place to put it, seeing as how it's not going in any other empty spaces.One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: Spookymuffin said: Oh, I've got ass baby. I can deal with 30 inches of ass. Looks like I'll have to pack a lunch. And bring a few outits. But this isn't an ass thread. Because the last time I started one I got banned.
empty room... empty room... howm I gonna fill you.. howm I gonna fill this empty roo-hoo-hoom.... that song is stuck in my head like a bitch.  | |
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DynamicSavior said: Spookymuffin said: Well then think of my NINE INCH PENIS. so i'm supposed to fill "this" empty room up with your 9 inch penis? Well that would be the obvious place to put it, seeing as how it's not going in any other empty spaces. | |
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can ya'll tell I'm bored? 
empty room... empty room... One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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1sexymf said: DynamicSavior said: Exactly HOW BIG do you need to be? If I ever use one it'd have to have a drawstring on it.
It's all about circumference. Let's see, how do I say this?
I don't know, really, I never measured anyone, but trust me, the person thast used that that i was with, was not huge, but it was by no means small or medium either. OK, I just totally gave too much personal info here. Did you have to tie a knot at the end? One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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haha this thread is brining back all those freaky thread memories.. | |
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Those condoms are more for girth than length...
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Those condoms are more for girth than length...
M Not even if I was this muthafucka:  One of Dansa's org hornies
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