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actually, that turns me on a little bit. It's been 2 years involuntary celibacy. I need to layeth the smack down on SOMETHING. Where's my sexually scented ass toy at ...Oh God...I'm the male Zelaria. Melaria. or something... One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.  HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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  okay i'm going to bed. I've been up for 36 hours straight. Wait, there's no such thing as "straight". Only "gayly foward" see ya'll l8r. Don't let my thread die.One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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i just bought a box of these today  Just Call Me Afrochick
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LadyFunkSoldier said: i just bought a box of these today
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Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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I had a pocket full of those, some of them used...  | |
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rubbers are rubbers for the most part. Magnum rubbers create an illusion of a larger then average dong for those that need such a ego boost to get it up. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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I wanna meet a guy who wears them on his massive penis, but whose brain won't fit into one! No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else
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DynamicSavior said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else
You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like and I looked at him like 30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats.OMFG.  This is my favorite post EVER! I really do mean it.In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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MickG said: rubbers are rubbers for the most part. Magnum rubbers create an illusion of a larger then average dong for those that need such a ego boost to get it up.
it's like the large pizza at dominos is really only medium, and a big mac? can't believe how tiny they are nowadays! | |
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Magnums are the biggest joke on earth.
A quality average condom can fit over a grown man's forearm. And I've NEVER even heard lies about any man that well endowed. I've got a friend who carries around a box of those,and I always look at him like, "N*gga, puhleez!!"  Magnums are nothing more than a marketing ploy for insecure men who need to flatter themselves.Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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I just use one of these
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i thought this was going to be about braces or slip on shoes Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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DynamicSavior said: Oh God...I'm the male Zelaria. Melaria. or something...
How bout Helaira?  | |
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GangstaFam said: DynamicSavior said: Oh God...I'm the male Zelaria. Melaria. or something...
How bout Helaira?  momma like...momma like...i'm still scurrded of big pee-pee's though and guys that approach me think that shit is cute "Hey, I have a 9 inch dick." Well bitch, sew it on a flag and fry me some chicken.One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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muirdo said: i thought this was going to be about braces or slip on shoes
I wear braces.One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: GangstaFam said: How bout Helaira? momma like...momma like...i'm still scurrded of big pee-pee's though and guys that approach me think that shit is cute "Hey, I have a 9 inch dick." Well bitch, sew it on a flag and fry me some chicken.YoU ForGoT the CaPS!!! Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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DynamicSavior said:
actually, that turns me on a little bit. It's been 2 years involuntary celibacy. I need to layeth the smack down on SOMETHING. Where's my sexually scented ass toy at ...Oh God...I'm the male Zelaria. Melaria. or something...  | |
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CinisterCee said: DynamicSavior said:
actually, that turns me on a little bit. It's been 2 years involuntary celibacy. I need to layeth the smack down on SOMETHING. Where's my sexually scented ass toy at ...Oh God...I'm the male Zelaria. Melaria. or something... I might as well try to shove a bottle up my ass. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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some dudes say they like usin em cause they're more comfy....not te size | |
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Lammastide said: Magnums are the biggest joke on earth.
A quality average condom can fit over a grown man's forearm. And I've NEVER even heard lies about any man that well endowed. I've got a friend who carries around a box of those,and I always look at him like, "N*gga, puhleez!!" Magnums are nothing more than a marketing ploy for insecure men who need to flatter themselves.Without bullshitting and being truly serious, wearing regular condoms is kind of uncomfortable for me. Magnums are more comfortable. There really is a difference. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Lammastide said: Magnums are the biggest joke on earth.
A quality average condom can fit over a grown man's forearm. And I've NEVER even heard lies about any man that well endowed. I've got a friend who carries around a box of those,and I always look at him like, "N*gga, puhleez!!" Magnums are nothing more than a marketing ploy for insecure men who need to flatter themselves.Without bullshitting and being truly serious, wearing regular condoms is kind of uncomfortable for me. Magnums are more comfortable. There really is a difference. M you bullshitter.....  | |
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DynamicSavior said: GangstaFam said: How bout Helaira? momma like...momma like...i'm still scurrded of big pee-pee's though and guys that approach me think that shit is cute "Hey, I have a 9 inch dick." Well bitch, sew it on a flag and fry me some chicken.  I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that | |
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abierman said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Without bullshitting and being truly serious, wearing regular condoms is kind of uncomfortable for me. Magnums are more comfortable. There really is a difference. M you bullshitter..... I didn't say I was long just thick.....
Don't worry I'll prove it to you next week..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Don't worry I'll prove it to you next week..... M
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i'm even more afraid of women who wear them.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: i'm even more afraid of women who wear them.
brilliant! hahahaha | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Lammastide said: Magnums are the biggest joke on earth.
A quality average condom can fit over a grown man's forearm. And I've NEVER even heard lies about any man that well endowed. I've got a friend who carries around a box of those,and I always look at him like, "N*gga, puhleez!!" Magnums are nothing more than a marketing ploy for insecure men who need to flatter themselves.Without bullshitting and being truly serious, wearing regular condoms is kind of uncomfortable for me. Magnums are more comfortable. There really is a difference. M If you wore shoes three sizes too big, they'd feel better too!!!! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Without bullshitting and being truly serious, wearing regular condoms is kind of uncomfortable for me. Magnums are more comfortable. There really is a difference. M If you wore shoes three sizes too big, they'd feel better too!!!! | |
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DynamicSavior said: momma like...momma like...i'm still scurrded of big pee-pee's though and guys that approach me think that shit is cute "Hey, I have a 9 inch dick." Well bitch, sew it on a flag and fry me some chicken. | |
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