I decided to change my digital TV company thing ,as i only received 80 channels and was paying nearly 50 euro a month ,so i ordered Sky as you get over 200 channels for 55 euro a month..so better value for money ...

Well the motherfuckers have these asshole contractors that put your Satellite dish up ,the first idiot would not go on the roof as it was raining so he put the dish right at the front of my 90 year old house (my landlord went nuts) so another asshole had to move it. Then they have an offer of half price viewing for three months ,but took the full amount out of my account ..another phone call to Sky FKIN TV ,i got this snooty cow and i tore into her on the phone i really went nuts and told her i would cancel my account she became very nice then. Now my lovely neighbours (i'm not sure what country they come from it is hard to make out what they are saying ) decide to get Sky and the asshole person they got to install their dish knocked off my signal ...9 days later i still have no channels


This is pissing me off as my dumbass neighbours keep telling me they are getting in touch with the guy to fix it and my payment is due in two days ..for no bloody channels

I even called into a local Sky contractor? sp down the road who i think may have installed it for them to sort it out he wasn't there i left my number but it probably wasn't even him ,it's unbelievable. I rang the Scottish motherfuckers at Sky and they said it's my neighbours problem if i want my dish moved i have to pay for it. Rant over

.....I thought this was about a porn-channel.....
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So basically, you're pissed?

2the9s said:

I'd be pissed, as it isn't a porn-channel.....

2the9s said:

I am so annoyed , it's very frustrating ..men are lazy pigs and stupid. That's what it all comes down to ,they need women up there installing those dishes

abierman said:

Yes i can get porn channels ,but they cost more. You are such a perv.

abierman said:

You look hot in your avatar. Never better.

Nikki23 said:

I always ask for that as well.....

Fauxie said:

Thanks, Faux.....appreciate it!

I hate that kind of thing. We get UBC cable here and it's about the only cable company in Thailand these days. The dish they give you looks like it was made in the 60s. Every time there's a moderate rain shower the signal is lost. In the rainy season this means you're paying full price for something that only works half the time.

Plus you only get about 40 channels with the gold package for around $40 a month, and only 20 of those you'd ever actually watch. For the platinum package you pay $50 and get an extra 7 or 8 channels, but all this for a service that you can't count on to run if it's raining. I missed the final 3 minutes of the NBA all star game the other day because of this.

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abierman said:

Seriously ,it's all down to the slowness and lazybastard ways of you men folk. Marc is a great help as he tells our neighbours "Oh we will leave it to Friday ,it's no problem" ..as he is laidback and afraid to stand up to anyone ..wimp

abierman said:

You said I was ignoring you so I thought it'd be nice to compliment you.

Fauxie said:

I thought it was the weather at first as only a few channels were gone at the start ,until i saw their dish was right under ours.
Sorry you missed three minutes of NBA

Nikki23 said:

its installing sat dishes not washing them.

oldpurple said:

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oldpurple said:

Don't go there!

Don't worry. I will always admire you.

Nikki23 said:

IM only playing.

Sky tv are very health and saftey they dont like thier staff putting them in situations that are dangeous like going up a ladder
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JDINTERACTIVE said:

Do you admire me?

oldpurple said:

Well if you saw the rush job these guys do as they get paid for each house they do so they give each house 30 minutes they want to get in and out ,it has nothing to do with health and safety on their part.

Nikki23 said:

You should give them some health and safety issues next chance you get

Nikki23 said:

Yes, you are lovely.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Thanks ,that is very sweet

Fauxie said:

I will end up cancelling the bloody thing and having to re-order the other digital Chorus thing again. I know it won't be sorted and it will go on into next week ,it's the fact i have to pay for watching a blue screen and Sky are hiring idiots to install it for them.

i had cable thought it was crap compared to sky, when its all sorted it will be worth it more channels for your money.

they used to show the high class softcore porn stuff on living tv, but now they stopped it? (or was it men and motors?)


On this one show they did, a girl would strip off (usually with ridiculous fake breasts), and the music in the background would interest me more then the girl usually, as it was often some lame newjack track that never got the the shelves, with myself trying to guess who it was and was it any good?

Oh and one show, had stroylines (man this must be old), and damn, do those girls fake orgasms or what? It was more funny then a turn on. A guy would go down on a girl, then this cat would overact a storm.