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I dated this one guy that was huge. I went to his place, he whipped it out and I said, "What do you think you are going to do with that thing?" Needless to say he was versatile. I was actually shocked. But, I was 18 and I needed the money.....I mean, I was very naive. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Been there, didn't quite do that.
I dated this one guy that was huge. I went to his place, he whipped it out and I said, "What do you think you are going to do with that thing?" Needless to say he was versatile. I was actually shocked. But, I was 18 and I needed the money.....I mean, I was very naive. M  Do you REALLY wanna trade Whore-ror Stories with me? Cuz i'll go there.One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.  HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Been there, didn't quite do that.
I dated this one guy that was huge. I went to his place, he whipped it out and I said, "What do you think you are going to do with that thing?" Needless to say he was versatile. I was actually shocked. But, I was 18 and I needed the money.....I mean, I was very naive. M Do you REALLY wanna trade Whore-ror Stories with me? Cuz i'll go there.WORK!!!!! I've got tons and tons on the shelf. I've discussed a couple of them here. The guy that was into axphixiation, the guy that threw me to the ground and spanked my ass so hard, I couldn't decided if I liked it. The cop, the fireman.....the priest....oh lawd!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I love it- the condoms are located outside the pharmacy across from where prescriptions are filled. I get to watch our shoppers buy their rubbers- they come in knowing what they want, but get distracted by the magnums. They'll pick up the box and look them over, put them back and get the regular sized condoms.
Every once in a while a hot guy will walk up to the rubbers and grab a box of magnums and keep on shopping- a huge turn on for me! I like big dick boys!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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jerseykrs said: I just use one of these
 ...and that's okay..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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DynamicSavior said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: That's what I'm saying! Imagine if it don't fit in my mouth! Oh hell no!  OMFUG  | |
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Lammastide said: Magnums are the biggest joke on earth.
A quality average condom can fit over a grown man's forearm. And I've NEVER even heard lies about any man that well endowed. I've got a friend who carries around a box of those,and I always look at him like, "N*gga, puhleez!!"  Magnums are nothing more than a marketing ploy for insecure men who need to flatter themselves.I understand your point there, but you're being a little short-sighted here. No pun intended, for real. I'm not one to guide or correct the gay men's point of view in this thread, but I'll take the bait here. Actually, a regular-sized condom IS a bit tight on the rod to some. I don't know about other guys, but, me personally, I like to have blood continue to flow through my veins. So, MAGNUM for me it is! Check-out in express line please! Yes, ma'am, condoms and bubble gum... I am MrVictor.... | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Lammastide said: Magnums are the biggest joke on earth.
A quality average condom can fit over a grown man's forearm. And I've NEVER even heard lies about any man that well endowed. I've got a friend who carries around a box of those,and I always look at him like, "N*gga, puhleez!!" Magnums are nothing more than a marketing ploy for insecure men who need to flatter themselves.Without bullshitting and being truly serious, wearing regular condoms is kind of uncomfortable for me. Magnums are more comfortable. There really is a difference. M Same here!
I haven't used a condom in years but I used to use  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: DynamicSavior said: Do you REALLY wanna trade Whore-ror Stories with me? Cuz i'll go there.WORK!!!!! I've got tons and tons on the shelf. I've discussed a couple of them here. The guy that was into axphixiation, the guy that threw me to the ground and spanked my ass so hard, I couldn't decided if I liked it. The cop, the fireman.....the priest....oh lawd!!! M You ever been fisted by your dad? I win.  One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: meow85 said: Couldn't hurt the pussy, eh? Looks like SOMEONE never watched the Miracle of Life video in Sex Ed. You think all the screaming and hollering women make when they're in labour is because pushing something with a head the size of a small bowling ball out a hole the diameter of a pencil is fun? Hey, it's not exactly "The Joy Of Gay Sex" when something the size of an elephant trunk is being shoved up the ole' Hershey Highway, by way of something the size of a...well...anus. Hmmm... 
Magnum sized wee wee or a 9 pound human being? Sorry, the baby wins.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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DynamicSavior said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: WORK!!!!! I've got tons and tons on the shelf. I've discussed a couple of them here. The guy that was into axphixiation, the guy that threw me to the ground and spanked my ass so hard, I couldn't decided if I liked it. The cop, the fireman.....the priest....oh lawd!!! M You ever been fisted by your dad? I win. Uh what? Good lawd. You win. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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This thread is on another level | |
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DynamicSavior said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else
You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like and I looked at him like  30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats. | |
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DynamicSavior said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else
You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like and I looked at him like 30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats. !!!!!
You'd be surprised how many girls out there feel EXACTLY the same way as you do !!!!! | |
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CynthiasSocks said: when I saw that, I somehow expected them to be mint-flavored... 
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BlackBuddy said: This thread is on another level
Haven't all my threads been that way lately? One of Dansa's org hornies
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iam pretty small. Cant front here. | |
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