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Thread started 02/17/06 12:00pm

DynamicSavior

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I'm afraid of men who have to wear these (i guess sorta NSFW)


Look, If i'm with a guy, and i'm drunk and we're gonna mess around and we go to the store to get some jimmy hats, if he picks these out, I'm running to the nearest phone and calling animal control because I don't fuck with snakes. Okay? Who the hell needs a pee pee THAT big? And why are people encouraging them by making XXL condoms? Please. And If he says he's gonna "break me off a piece" then by all means, PLEASE do that, and put the rest in a doggy bag thank you because there is no way I'm taking all that shit at once. Thank You.
This has been a GSK PSA.
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Reply #1 posted 02/17/06 12:01pm

bizarre

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TMI. You paint such vivid word-pictures... eek
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Reply #2 posted 02/17/06 12:04pm

DynamicSavior

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bizarre said:

TMI. You paint such vivid word-pictures... eek

People always say I have a way with words. I have a way with OTHER body parts too oral okaythatwasnasty:giggle: i'm bad...
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
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Reply #3 posted 02/17/06 12:09pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else mad
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Reply #4 posted 02/17/06 12:13pm

1sexymf

Y'all two are hilarious!
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Reply #5 posted 02/17/06 12:36pm

DynamicSavior

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else mad

You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like nod and I looked at him like shake 30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats.
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #6 posted 02/17/06 12:43pm

Spookymuffin

DynamicSavior said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else mad

You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like nod and I looked at him like shake 30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats.


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Reply #7 posted 02/17/06 12:44pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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DynamicSavior said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowheres else mad

You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like nod and I looked at him like shake 30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats.

Seriously! I don't want my next boyfriend to feel like he's throwin a hot dog down a hallway when he bangs me shake
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Reply #8 posted 02/17/06 12:45pm

DynamicSavior

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Spookymuffin said:

DynamicSavior said:


You ain't never lyin. This customer came in my job last night and bought a box of those and looked at me like nod and I looked at him like shake 30 inch dicks might be cute on a horse. But if you don't eat oats from a bag or wear steel shoes, then I suggest you keep that shit away from me. If you even have the audacity to show up at my damn house with 30 inches, I will kindly direct your ass to the nearest stable. and fill your bag with oats.


falloff

confused you have 9 inches in your sig. Get the fuck away from me.
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
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Reply #9 posted 02/17/06 12:46pm

1sexymf

You don't have to be HUGE to use them...
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Reply #10 posted 02/17/06 12:46pm

Spookymuffin

DynamicSavior said:

Spookymuffin said:



falloff

confused you have 9 inches in your sig. Get the fuck away from me.


I have seven in reality..when flacid. pimp
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Reply #11 posted 02/17/06 12:48pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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Spookymuffin said:

DynamicSavior said:


confused you have 9 inches in your sig. Get the fuck away from me.


I have seven in reality..when flacid. pimp

drool
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Reply #12 posted 02/17/06 12:49pm

Spookymuffin

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Spookymuffin said:



I have seven in reality..when flacid. pimp

drool


falloff

stick to your signature orgasm baby,you ain't getting squat from me.

(the plane fare's too expensive sad)
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Reply #13 posted 02/17/06 12:49pm

DynamicSavior

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Spookymuffin said:



I have seven in reality..when flacid. pimp

drool

You can have him. I don't like muffins.
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #14 posted 02/17/06 12:50pm

Spookymuffin

DynamicSavior said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:


drool

You can have him. I don't like muffins.


You'd like this one.
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Reply #15 posted 02/17/06 12:52pm

DynamicSavior

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Spookymuffin said:

DynamicSavior said:


You can have him. I don't like muffins.


You'd like this one.

I'm all about the ass cool
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
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Reply #16 posted 02/17/06 12:53pm

DynamicSavior

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1sexymf said:

You don't have to be HUGE to use them...

Exactly HOW BIG do you need to be? If I ever use one it'd have to have a drawstring on it.
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #17 posted 02/17/06 12:55pm

Spookymuffin

DynamicSavior said:

Spookymuffin said:



You'd like this one.

I'm all about the ass cool


Oh, I've got ass baby.
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Reply #18 posted 02/17/06 12:58pm

1sexymf

DynamicSavior said:

1sexymf said:

You don't have to be HUGE to use them...

Exactly HOW BIG do you need to be? If I ever use one it'd have to have a drawstring on it.


falloff
It's all about circumference.
Let's see, how do I say this? hmm
I don't know, really, I never measured anyone, but trust me, the person thast used that that i was with, was not huge, but it was by no means small or medium either.
OK, I just totally gave too much personal info here. redface
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Reply #19 posted 02/17/06 12:58pm

DynamicSavior

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Spookymuffin said:

DynamicSavior said:


I'm all about the ass cool


Oh, I've got ass baby.

drool I can deal with 30 inches of ass. Looks like I'll have to pack a lunch. And bring a few outits. But this isn't an ass thread. Because the last time I started one I got banned.

empty room...
empty room...
howm I gonna fill you..
howm I gonna fill this empty roo-hoo-hoom....
that song is stuck in my head like a bitch. confused
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #20 posted 02/17/06 1:00pm

Spookymuffin

DynamicSavior said:

Spookymuffin said:



Oh, I've got ass baby.

drool I can deal with 30 inches of ass. Looks like I'll have to pack a lunch. And bring a few outits. But this isn't an ass thread. Because the last time I started one I got banned.

empty room...
empty room...
howm I gonna fill you..
howm I gonna fill this empty roo-hoo-hoom....
that song is stuck in my head like a bitch. confused


Well then think of my NINE INCH PENIS.
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Reply #21 posted 02/17/06 1:00pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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1sexymf said:

DynamicSavior said:


Exactly HOW BIG do you need to be? If I ever use one it'd have to have a drawstring on it.


falloff
It's all about circumference.
Let's see, how do I say this? hmm
I don't know, really, I never measured anyone, but trust me, the person thast used that that i was with, was not huge, but it was by no means small or medium either.
OK, I just totally gave too much personal info here. redface


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Reply #22 posted 02/17/06 1:02pm

DynamicSavior

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Spookymuffin said:

DynamicSavior said:


drool I can deal with 30 inches of ass. Looks like I'll have to pack a lunch. And bring a few outits. But this isn't an ass thread. Because the last time I started one I got banned.

empty room...
empty room...
howm I gonna fill you..
howm I gonna fill this empty roo-hoo-hoom....
that song is stuck in my head like a bitch. confused


Well then think of my NINE INCH PENIS.

hmmm so i'm supposed to fill "this" empty room up with your 9 inch penis? Well that would be the obvious place to put it, seeing as how it's not going in any other empty spaces.
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #23 posted 02/17/06 1:02pm

Handclapsfinga
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DynamicSavior said:

Spookymuffin said:



Oh, I've got ass baby.

drool I can deal with 30 inches of ass. Looks like I'll have to pack a lunch. And bring a few outits. But this isn't an ass thread. Because the last time I started one I got banned.

empty room...
empty room...
howm I gonna fill you..
howm I gonna fill this empty roo-hoo-hoom....
that song is stuck in my head like a bitch. confused

spit
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Reply #24 posted 02/17/06 1:03pm

Spookymuffin

DynamicSavior said:

Spookymuffin said:



Well then think of my NINE INCH PENIS.

hmmm so i'm supposed to fill "this" empty room up with your 9 inch penis? Well that would be the obvious place to put it, seeing as how it's not going in any other empty spaces.

falloff
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Reply #25 posted 02/17/06 1:05pm

DynamicSavior

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can ya'll tell I'm bored? evillol
empty room...
empty room...
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #26 posted 02/17/06 1:13pm

DynamicSavior

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1sexymf said:

DynamicSavior said:


Exactly HOW BIG do you need to be? If I ever use one it'd have to have a drawstring on it.


falloff
It's all about circumference.
Let's see, how do I say this? hmm
I don't know, really, I never measured anyone, but trust me, the person thast used that that i was with, was not huge, but it was by no means small or medium either.
OK, I just totally gave too much personal info here. redface

Did you have to tie a knot at the end?
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #27 posted 02/17/06 1:16pm

unlucky7

haha this thread is brining back all those freaky thread memories..
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Reply #28 posted 02/17/06 1:22pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

Those condoms are more for girth than length...


M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #29 posted 02/17/06 1:27pm

DynamicSavior

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Those condoms are more for girth than length...


M

Not even if I was this muthafucka:
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
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