It's that combination of great hair and mordacity.

What more can I do to woo her besides mild stalking and regular compliments?

Where's Sinister when you need him? Did he just give up? I refuse to do the same.



"...Paint my face on your bedroom wall
Carve my name up and down the hall
There's just no way i can do without
Your love baby, so don't tune me out

I'll do anything to get your attention
Everyday I dream of a thousand ways
To get your attention

I know I should be patient
But I can't take the waitin'
Ambition is raging through my body
My pride ain't worth saving
So on every occasion
I'll be a fool for you
Anything to get your attention..."


Note: Other orgers who deserve exclusive Fauxie love please wait patiently for your thread. Thank you.

Who ain't?

Fauxie said:

Kill me now.

Sweeny79 said:

No, but I REALLY love her.

Really.

Fauxie said:

So do I!

Sweeny79 said:

Yeah, but my binoculars are bigger than yours.



Because I REALLY love her.

Fauxie said:

um....ok fine you win.

Does this mean Natsume's now up for grabs?

Starkitty,
You're very pretty,
But you live in a far away city,
So my chance of nitty gritty,
Alas is itty bitty,
But I hope you'll like this ditty,
And find it vaguely witty,
'Cause I don't feel fitty fitty,
I 100% love starkitty.

Puhchoolee said:

Fauxie, you are too much. Thank you. BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED SO GET OUT OF MY WINDOW.

starkitty said:

Fair enough. Would you like me to wait outside until you fall asleep?

Fauxie said:

That's
right, man!
I got dibs!

Puhchoolee said:

Can't you have AsianBomb instead?

I don't think starkitty's ever going to let me into her heart. Natsume still holds a place in my heart so...

Fauxie said:

Too late,
my boy. I
just sent
the first
shipment
of roses.

Puhchoolee said:

Nooooo!

I can't fight on all these fronts at once!

Concede. It's
wonderful for
one's complex-
ion, really.

Puhchoolee said:

Sephora
moment.

Puhchoolee said:

Stop it. First you vow to take Natsume away and then you try to confuse you me with all your edumacation and intellectualness and stuff.

Fauxie said:

I was just
referring
to my scent
thread.

althom said:

Easier said than done, Count Dorkula!

how... sweet? ?

Natsume said:

Oh... hi Natsume

Sweeny79 said:

I ain't.
Who is Starkitty?

HamsterHuey said:

Fauxie said:

So Starkitty is sexy? So are quite a few other Orgers.

It's touching how you decided to stop posting personal threads on here about your wife, but move on to threads like this...

...she must feel much better about things now

HamsterHuey said:

But she has great hair AND she's mordacious.

rocknrollisalive said:

Yes.