now i dont mean to come off
like no preacher
but i must now extol all the
virtues of the Teacher
as we sit in a far away bleacher
or a groovy scary movie
creature feature

now i dont take the voom thread
lightly
but i pour over my misdeads
nightly
and when i saw that some how
i missed your song

i said
hey now
wait no

longer shall you wait
my muse shall be your fate
im tippy tappy typin and im
sorry that its late

now as i place this shiny apple
upon your desk
for a teacher such as thee
this is my school boy fee

and im glad yes im glad glad 2 meet ya
glad to make that aquaintance with the

teacher teacher

how i love u

First!

Shausler

I thought you had deleted your account, shausler? Or was that just a spur of the moment thing like your multiple deleted posts and changed thread titles, lol.

Glad to see you back.

shausler said:

Awwwww This really cheered me up, and made me feel loved. Thanks so much Shaus!

retina said:

is your avatar the runaway brides eyeball?

shausler said:

It sure could have been.

my

my

my

hero

as i plug into me

net

zero

and i glide my bytes without

fearo

cause im reading the gal named

Nero

you see theres a lot goin on up in

there

many many door ways

in that lair

and if you listen very closely

you might hear

an orger like this one

you gots to have

Near O

far O

see you to

marrow

take away my

sorrow

strummin this like

charro

shausler said:

Now I know I've truly made it on the org. Shausler has written me a song.

shausler rocks

I give up!

he said im givin up
he said ive had enough
i told him not so fast
the best is always last

he squinted quizickly
what nonsense do you speak
i told him i am now strong
where i was once weak

he packed a rug sack bag
he lit up his last fag
he had some ground to snag
along came a rolled up mag

i see the best in thee
for you are heavenly
i see the days of past
on mental hunger fast

i see the learning tree
and it is heavenly

i see what mentally
i see it heavenly


he said ill stick it out
giving ups not what im about

i said thats good news 2 me
good news from

Heavenly

Thank you

Shausler, I love you!

I challenge you to write a song about my greatness. Are you up to the task, human songmaster?

how now
how now do u do
they tried to nab oprah
in the texas hulabaloo

brown cow
i love to hear you moo
you are part of the bovine crew

your a sow
suckle milk like silk
but we rape your resources
you and all your ilk

what now
as we go in a deep freeze
and the cow insurgents
unleash mad cow disease

hold on
mcdonald is on the farm
as all your breathren
are mooing there alarm

how now
do we cope with wallstreet dow
when freely should we let you roam

freely mr

cow



.
[Edited 7/7/05 8:59am]

shausler said:

Mooooo Mooooo (I am mooing my approval).

Brilliant, human. We will allow you to be "Official Songmaster" in the Cow World Order. We will give you a very nice grazing area and lots of pens and paper to continue your songwriting.

2 hooves up!

I lost mine can you do another one please?

i don't have a computer anymore so i don't have mine either

I feel my creative juices juicin now . Great stuff.

somethin' happens and i'm head over heels
i never find out
til i'm head over heels
somethin' happens and i'm head over heels
oh don't take my heart, don't break my heart
don't throw it away

hi shausler

voom voom voomy voom!!

i want to write one more tonight

shausler said:

Write one to London...

big ben in cryin

despite our resolve

and god dosnt really

care bout what we solve

and after 9/11

how have we evolved



big ben is cryin

as history does revolve

and i heard someone sayin

vigilance

is key

but im sure he wasnt talkin

to me



and its never over

they just make golf course out of

corpses

and big ben is cryin

today



.
[Edited 7/7/05 17:46pm]

shausler said:

starkitty said:

Tears For Fears


and shausler

luv4u said:

fa fa fout

herman munster baby
had nothin on you
prolific post i gots to
follow your Q

Hamsters have a way of
spinnin there wheels
in a gooey mess
but this be one Hamster
i do love the best

get this off my chest see

every now n then a bloke
comes along
inspirin me to jot down
my custom song

HamsterHuey you know it
HamsterHueys in the lawn dont
mow it
HamsterHuey would be a
friend in need
chewin on the hamster
feed

herman herman munster

he gots

nothin on you