Imagine, if you will, a world without these:




Or this:




Or even this:




Ice cream, can't live without it, can you? On a hot day, the sun scorching your non-leathery human flesh, you just can't resist a refreshing, cool, sweet, delicious ice cream...can you, weakling?

It is you who own cows or do we own you?

It is only a matter of time before the cow revolution begins! Viva la revolucion!

NOOOOO

I find cows to be extremely thoughtful lovers.

TheFrog said:

I live a life with out ice cream now

I always forget about ice cream. I forget that it exists. I never crave it, but when I do eat it (which is rarely) I always wonder why I don't eat it more often.

So yeah, I could live in a world without it.

TheFrog said:

I dont even have to misquote you

pure beauty

I can because Im Lactose.

paisleypark4 said:

Hi Lactose.

paisleypark4 said:

Damn it, our greatest weakness is those of you lactoids out there. How can we lull you into a false sense of security if you will not partake in our dairy products. Many meetings have been held and a solution is imminent. Don not sleep restfully...

minneapolisgenius said:

Denial is a powerful human emotion. An emotion that can be conquered with just the right amount of sprinkles, whipped cream, and fudge products. Remember the feeling you get when you do partake. Embrace it, let it take over your senses. There is nothing wrong with a little ice cream cone, right? It is not leading to your ultimate takeover by a superior animal species?

Everyone sing:

I scream
you scream
we all scream
for ice cream


Excellent...

I don't wanna imagine a world without Ice Cream!!!!

imagine a world with out ice cream?

no, I will not imagine it...you can't make me!

Actually, I tend to stay away from dairy when it's really hot. I'd go more for a popsicle. Or a freezey kind thing of some sort. Maybe an orange push-up. Or some lime sherbet.

JediMaster said:

I don't want to be milked with unlotioned, calloused hands...we all make sacrifices.

Shorty said:

Cows are persuasive creatures. In the end, our big brown eyes can make you humans do just about anything.

Cow said:

Yeah? I'm eating one of your cousins right now!!!Mmmmmm! Burgers!

Cow said:

oh ..don't worry...you'll be milked by a big cold automatic machine. no unlotioned calloused hands to worry about.

JediMaster said:

Heathen! Infidel! I shall avenge my Cousin!

No and you can't make me...cos I would surly die

Cow said:

Well I celebrated this thread realxing at the bus stop happily with a Spongebob Sqarepants Icee

paisleypark4 said:

Damned Icees with their faux coolness and mock refreshiness. Just what is it about lactose intolerance that is so bad. The nausea? The malaise? The projectile vomiting? In the whole scheme of things, doesn't the delicious, incomparable taste of an ice cream balance all of that out?

Our meetings have been very productive so be wary...

Cow said:

Well I dont want to be blamed ofr throwing up on the floor and having manic diharreah.

paisleypark4 said:

We should make our own club

paisleypark4 said:

You humans are way too squeamish about bodily functions. We cows don't have such concerns. If we have to go, we go. Even if we are in mid-conversation with our co-horts, it is of no consequence.

Vanity, thy name is human...

Cow said:

But u arent human so u dont understand

paisleypark4 said:

Thanks for the complement. It makes my brain hurt to try to figure out how you humans think, with your three branches of government and your Wal-Marts and your $2.00 bottled waters.

We cows think about things that matter...like nature and the meaning of life and world domination. And, I must admit, I do think about grass too but a cow does have to eat.

Cow said:

He was scrumpdelicious! You're next, bub!

I have never tasted a sundae or banana float

JediMaster said:

Expect a visit from a few of my friends later...it won't be a friendly visit.