Mini Correct
Artist: The Beautiful South

Nero: They say always use a condom, I say always use a whip
They say be careful where you come at night, I just shoot straight from the hip
When it comes to loves great fountain, I won't just take a sip
I'll swallow and I'll gulp until the fountain makes me sick

So it's me left with the baby and disease
Joey You can't say you didn't want it on your hands and on your knees
Nero You made me feel so special
Joey Well you were especially good
I'm sorry that you misunderstood

These neatly folded corduroys hide rubber underneath
But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath
I won't have what I've got for you stolen by no thief
'Cause the safest sex I've ever had was hanging from a tree

Nero So you've left me for another pretty face
Joey That's not true I left you for one half the human race
Nero Now I'm by myself
Joey A woman who knows her place
It's not so much the chase, it's the race

They say treat her like a lady and she'll treat you like her jewels
Nero[/b[ They say cruel to be kind, I just say cruel to be cruel
They say only marry once, I say only marry fools
They wouldn't have made the cane if you weren't meant to break the rules

Have you told them that you'll hurt them then be gone?
[b]Joey I've told them that I'll hurt them if that really turns them on
Nero You left a bitter scar
Joey I tied those ropes too tight!
I'll tie them loose for you tonight

When I told you that I loved you
I meant mini-correct
When I said I'd never leave you
I meant mini-correct
Nero A ring around your finger, a chain around your neck
That was major correct

**Seriously, on a side note, the ex thing N. used to say that song made him think of me. I'm not sure what that means.


Joey and I will be performing in a club near you before too awfully long. Bring on the riches and the bitches!

Ebony And Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord why dont we?

Get a room.





A dirty one.





With cheap bars of soap.




And bed bugs.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

That one has your scent all over it. We'll get a nice room at the Ritz.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

HA!


JoeyCoco's jimmy goes deep... so deep it puts my butt to sleep.

Special thanks to Ice Cube for that line.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

You may, but you will not escape my scent....for it is within you.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

It's all over his breath, usually... And he doesn't even have the decency to pop a mint or brush before he comes to see me.

Nero said:

Thought you didn't like rap?

Nero said:

Sounds like "It Was A Good Day" for you and Coco ()

senik said:

I put my AK away...



I fucking HATE rap. For the record. I just so happen to know some of that shite.

Nero said:

You're from Kentucky, right? Have another Cube lyric for ya but can't post it here

senik said:

Which song? I'll Google that bitch!

senik said:

HA. I'm Kentucky hardcore, BITCH...

This Kentucky cracker will lay it down for Cube...

Nero said:

I see Coco must have sent you the 'Coco butter' lyrics by now then hey!?














"...finger lickin', BITCH!"