...Joey and I are busy people and thus, can't afford to vacation with FleshofmyFlesh 14/07-20/07. We need someone with proper funding to travel around with Flesh during this period.

Your job will include:

- Smacking the bitch across the mouth when she gets out of line
- Making sure she collects enough money from the various sweaty truckdrivers around the country as she stops at every truck stop she can fit in that period to service the men of the road.
- Making sure she washes at least one time

The pay isn't so great, but she'll probably give you a blow job. Joey and I are collecting pennies.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Come here, green guy. *spreading legs*

Feast, dammit!

Nero said:

You should change your name to Cleopatra.

Nero said:

No thanks... you're not really selling it with all this talk of 'travelling around with Flesh' and receiving blow jobs and that...


Although I could be interested in administering a trial smack across the mouth

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Nero is SO much cooler than Cleopatra.

rocknrollisalive said:

rocknrollisalive said:

Send $1 to my paypal account, and you can smack the bitch twice.

Nero said:

Cleo loved to swallow loads of man juice though!

Nero said:

Awww.. but I only have a $5 note



What'll I get for that eh?

Are you guys seriously jacking a thread that is supposed to be about ME ?

again sorry not interested

rocknrollisalive said:

Well, for $5, sent directly to my paypal account, you can smack the bitch twice... One on each cheek, and I'll also give you a postcard.

Flesh will perform all other acts you desire for free.

ella731 said:

C'mon Ella....I'll buy you a slurpee.

Nero said:

Except that Dirty Sanchez thing.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

You won't even kiss me after I do it. You always make me rinse my mouth out with water by the bed.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Yeah, she saves that exclusively for me.

Nero said:

I'm walking away from this deal... the whole thing needed more slapping action to keep me interested really

rocknrollisalive said:

We can't have you smacking the bitch too much. You'll mess up her money maker, and then what're we to do?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

tempting, but I will be on vacation myself the 9-18th

Nero said:

Still walking.....

rocknrollisalive said:

Fine. You can smack Joey a total of twenty times for that price. He never fetches me much cash any way. Quite honestly, he's not very good at his job.

But he can suck a dick like no tomorrow.

Nero said:

I thought I was your bottom ho?

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Well. Those were the old days, darling.

Nero said:

See, I can't help but feel that me smacking Joey would result in some serious pain for me... with deformities and breakages incredibly likely

I quite like my face... Yup.. I think I'll pass

rocknrollisalive said:

Pussy.

Nero said:

Can't believe Fleshy took my place.

Nero said:

JoeyMFinCoco said:

That's okay. You can pleasure me any time you want.