Cow said:

not to worry. a flock of birds lives in my home and they have already removed my dignity and taught me what i need to know about cleaning up poo, bringing snacks, chasing away gnats, smooching birds on command and such. i would be happy to join your cause. i think it's time humans were overthrown as the 'rulers' of this planet

XxAxX said:

Traitor! Cow-Lover!

I live a life with out ice cream now

I admit it,...can't live without icecream.
[Edited 6/22/05 1:03am]

PurpleThunder said:

Most of you have admitted a reliance, or in some cases an outright addiction, to ice cream. You will be easier to take down than I thought. Ice cream it seems is like a power source and if we shut down that power source there will be nothing left but pathetic will-free voids. We will motivate you to do our bidding by holding a waffle cone out, just within your grasp. You think you can reach it but it slips past your fingertips.

"Oh mighty Cow, what can I do to earn this icy, sweet treat?, you will say, your weak voice merely registering on my bovine ears.

"What can you do. My bidding, " I will say and then laugh (or moo, as the case may be)maniacally.

And you will...oh yes.

This is just one way it could go down. There are others. The Time of the Cows is at hand.

Look into the face of your doom!

Most of you have admitted a reliance, or in some cases an outright addiction, to ice cream. You will be easier to take down than I thought. Ice cream it seems is like a power source and if we shut down that power source there will be nothing left but pathetic will-free voids. We will motivate you to do our bidding by holding a waffle cone out, just within your grasp. You think you can reach it but it slips past your fingertips.

"Oh mighty Cow, what can I do to earn this icy, sweet treat?, you will say, your weak voice merely registering on my bovine ears.

"What can you do. My bidding, " I will say and then laugh (or moo, as the case may be)maniacally.

And you will...oh yes.

This is just one way it could go down. There are others. The Time of the Cows is at hand.

Look into the face of your doom!

PurpleThunder said:

Cow said:

Yeah? How're you gonna hold it out of our reach when you lack opposable thumbs? You may be big, but you're defeated by a simple fence!

I'm hungry. Anyone want something from Whataburger?

JediMaster said:

Your defiance is predictable. The fence has posed no threat for years...we have just pretended to be docile to lull you into a false sense of security while we prepared for the takeover. At night, while you uni-stomachs sleep, we leap back and forth across it like Olympic pole vaulters.

The opposable thumbs is something we're working on. Meetings are being held. A solution is imminent.

Cow said:

Uh huh. Sure. The biggest threat y'all pose is is the methane emmissions from your farts.

Cow said:

Uh huh. Sure. The biggest threat y'all pose is is the methane emmissions from your farts.

JediMaster said:

seeing as how i've joined the cows i'd like to field this one:

smelling farts are you? must be your breath blowing back in your face, human

XxAxX said:

Are you sure you are not part-Holstein? Your loyalty shall be rewarded with more square footage in your human pen. I may even see if we can get a television in there.

JediMaster said:

We do not discuss Plan F...ever! That is a malicious rumor!

(Note to self: Consult the elders. This human knows way too much)

JediMaster said:

seeing as how i've joined the cows i'd like to field this one:

smelling farts are you? must be your breath blowing back in your face, human

XxAxX said:

Obviously, you are just joining the Cow cause because of your devotion to the Cult of Saget. It's his Satanic plan to sell out humanity to these dumb beasts, isn't it? He is trying to bring about a world where no one will question his sick butchering and devouring of other humans!

Cows dumb. Hopkins can round up whole herd in minutes. Get Corgis to help! We stop cow revolution!

JediMaster said:

that's just silly. cows do not eat humans. cows eat grass and clover and hay and oats and other things that are tasty. humans are not cow fodder at all and your lies about bob saget are completely unconvincing.

XxAxX said:

I've changed my mind and would like to help bovines take over the world. Yay cows! Yay Bob Saget !

JediMaster said:

now that's the first reasonable thing you've said so far

XxAxX said:

And before I forget - A BIG thank you to Xx for opening my eyes on this issue. Xxa you're wonderful. Don't ever let me spew nonsense about Bob Saget or Cows ever again, okay?

Uh huh. Sure. The biggest threat y'all pose is is the methane emmissions from your farts.