Cow said:

It's okay. Let them come. I've already cut a deal with the fine folks at Omaha Steaks! Mmmmmm, steak!!!

JediMaster said:

We suspect your hostility towards cows and your desire to consume us is brought about by cow envy. Admit it, you want to be one of us. You'll feel better if you are honest about it. Why wouldn't you want to be the most superior life form on the planet?

ella731 said:

and for liquid milk...

emm said:

I havent been able to handle it for so long, that I dont even like the taste or smell or milk products

Cow said:

Suuuuure, that's it! "you are what you eat". So all I need to do is keep devouring you walking refrigerators!

ella731 said:

Sign me up fellow anti-lactites! We can band together and take down the cows!

After watching the PETA commercial showing how milk cows are kept pregnant year round to produce milk and their babies are taken away from them to make veal, I honeslty CAN imagine a world without icecream.

CarrieMpls said:

Me too. Melty sticky ice cream when it's hot is just

for the popsicle and sherbet peeps!!!!!

Universaluv said:

Your cockiness will be your downfall...we weigh 800 pounds apiece and have four stomachs. Band us together and you udderless humans do not stand a chance.

ella731 said:

I know it's think and smells funny Doesnt quite go down my throat easily.

Imagine a world without lima beans.

subhuman09 said:

Cows are terrible spellers.

This is my fav:

screw the icecream imagine a world without me....not possible

A world without Ben & Jerrys and Haagen-Dazs
would be a cruel and unnatural place!

I admit it,...can't live without icecream.
[Edited 6/22/05 1:03am]

ice cream

i think we should all show a bit more respect for these delightful creatures

XxAxX said:

For your kind and veryy accurate comments, I shall ask for leniency for you when we take over the world. Maybe you could work as a special "human helper", which might involve some demeaning tasks (picking flies off, combing fur, etc.) but perhaps allow you to keep some dignity. I'll consult the elders.

I love this thread!

Mutts

(Ice Cream too )

Most of you have admitted a reliance, or in some cases an outright addiction, to ice cream. You will be easier to take down than I thought. Ice cream it seems is like a power source and if we shut down that power source there will be nothing left but pathetic will-free voids. We will motivate you to do our bidding by holding a waffle cone out, just within your grasp. You think you can reach it but it slips past your fingertips.

"Oh mighty Cow, what can I do to earn this icy, sweet treat?, you will say, your weak voice merely registering on my bovine ears.

"What can you do. My bidding, " I will say and then laugh (or moo, as the case may be)maniacally.

And you will...oh yes.

This is just one way it could go down. There are others. The Time of the Cows is at hand.

Look into the face of your doom!

Cow said:

Cow said:

so cute

Cow said:

We anti-lactites are immune to your sick bovine charms. No matter that you outweigh us.

You have to sleep.

You shall be tipped over.

Your tyranny will not last.

I do like ice cream. But you're much more likely to hold me hostage over this:

Cow said:

not to worry. a flock of birds lives in my home and they have already removed my dignity and taught me what i need to know about cleaning up poo, bringing snacks, chasing away gnats, smooching birds on command and such. i would be happy to join your cause. i think it's time humans were overthrown as the 'rulers' of this planet

Cow said: