Cloudbuster said:

"You're killing me!"

That's a cute looking cat.

Cloudbuster said:

I just can't stop laughin'

I need help!

Cheek said:

Stab yourself in the neck with a pencil. That should shift your mood.

Cloudbuster said:

I think it wouldn't work! I have rhino skin on my neck!

Cheek said:

Are you an actual rhino?

sinisterpentatonic said:

Dearest Lleena,

apparently, you've lost the ability to read invisible text. they say its one of the first things to go, you know. i guess this means you'll never self-actualize. well, at least you'll always be a git.


unseeablely yours,

S. Pentatonic.

sinisterpentatonic said:

Dear Sinister


I was unable to respond as I was in the prison library attending an arts and craft class. I have made a lamp entirely out of matchsticks and dried macaroni. Mine was the best in the class and I received a gold star to wear all day, which I am still wearing proudly.

sincerely

Lleena

p.s Tommorow we are making ashtrays.

Lleena said:

Dear Llee,

Good, then you can burn that lamp in it.

Kiss my grits,
9s

2the9s said:

Dear 9s


I told one of the prison officers all about you and he wants to "meet" you. He seemed very excited at the prospect and started licking his lips and putting his hand down his pants. At that point I beat a hasty retreat but when you come to see me I will introduce you to him.


sincerely

Lleena.

althom said:

Dear Altom,

You calling us idoits is like the female dog calling Joan Collins a "Bitch!"

Lleena said:

Dear Lleellee,

It's time we busted you out of the joint.

Here's the plan: I will back my pickup truck up to your prison windown and connect a grappling hook from the bars to the bumper of my pickup. Then when I give the signal (which will be something like "Okay! Go!" -- not that you need to do anything as I am the one who is driving and on the outside) I will gun the engine, dragging the bars awya and freeing you!

Then when you are finally free and we have escaped capture by the police bloodhounds by wading through a swamp and then hitchhiking 500 miles to freedom where we will take up fresh new idenitities and start life over...I will kick you right in the ass.

Hoping the Org doesn't fritz out on me when I hit "Post Response"ively yours,

2the9s

Dear Althom,

p.s.

thank you in advance

spacey
[Edited 4/29/05 15:49pm]

2the9s said:

Dear 9s.


Why go to all that trouble when I am being released tommorow?


almost free

Lleena

Dear Everyone,

Hi!

I think we should make a movie, 3 acts.

Act 1 - 9s gets thrown out of the back of a car, wanders aimlessly along a dirt road.

Act 2 - 9s befriends a little Frog, hopping aimlessy along a dirt road. Frog represents 9s non-existent conscience, or something. They bond.

Act 3 - Star and Lleena speed down the dirt road in their kick-ass corvette, mowing down both 9s and little Froggie.



The End

starkitty said:

Kitty's back!

Here kitty kitty kitty...

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/143057

starkitty said:

Now, I'd pay to see that!!

starkitty said:

Kitty!

2the9s said:

We're all gonna be big stars! w00t!!

Hi Llee & bkw! Haaaaay!

starkitty said:

hullo kitty.

i would like to see the film go in a very slightly different direction.

for example, a direction where i don't get squashed.

sincerely,

frog.

and quit dancing, for goodness sake.

TheFrog said:

You being buggered is okay?

Cues soccerteam

HamsterHuey said:

hullo herman.

i'm not talking to you because you all had a wonderful time and i had a shit weekend.

TheFrog said:

Well, serves you well! That's what you get, skipping The Org Invasion Experience With Hullo Herman...

Anyways. You just make that up to me THIS month. Work that ball, mate! Score a goal for me so I can shake my pompoms.

Dear Hullo Herman,

i'm really upset that i wasn't able to make it to the invasion. i was really looking forward to smoking myself into oblivian and walking in front of natives trying to ride thier bikes. hopefully, Snoop Dogg and i will make it out there soon.

cannabis sativaliy yours,

Sinister P.

Lleena said:

Dear Lleena,

good thing you took my advice and let the marcaroni dry first, i mean have you ever seen a lamp made from wet macaroni?

Ps. 2the9s didn't recieve your letter in time. he looked like a damn fool trying to bust nobody out of jail.

al dentely yours

S. Pentatonic.

sinisterpentatonic said:

Dear SP,

The Official Org Substance was BEER, as chosen by the immoral majority!

Love,
Your Bunny.