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Have you ever farted and felt like shat on yourself?  Can you guys tell i didn't get ANY sleep? | |
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i have never "sharted"
but i know a few people who have. Mostly happens when they are feeling kind of tender in the old tummy. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said: i have never "sharted"
but i know a few people who have. Mostly happens when they are feeling kind of tender in the old tummy. 'Round here we call that "B.G's" BubbleGuts. | |
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My aunt works in retail selling female perfumes and shit.
Anyways one of her colleagues was wearing a skirt and thought she had to fart, but it wasn't a fart..... it was diarrea and she shat all over the floor. She had to go home and get changed and the janitor had to clean it up  | |
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jayaredee said: My aunt works in retail selling female perfumes and shit.
Anyways one of her colleagues was wearing a skirt and thought she had to fart, but it wasn't a fart..... it was diarrea and she shat all over the floor. She had to go home and get changed and the janitor had to clean it up | |
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jayaredee said: My aunt works in retail selling female perfumes and shit.
Anyways one of her colleagues was wearing a skirt and thought she had to fart, but it wasn't a fart..... it was diarrea and she shat all over the floor. She had to go home and get changed and the janitor had to clean it up
and WHY do our avatars look alike? | |
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jayaredee said: My aunt works in retail selling female perfumes and shit.
Anyways one of her colleagues was wearing a skirt and thought she had to fart, but it wasn't a fart..... it was diarrea and she shat all over the floor. She had to go home and get changed and the janitor had to clean it up Oh my fucking God..  | |
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B2O2O2T2Y said: jayaredee said: My aunt works in retail selling female perfumes and shit.
Anyways one of her colleagues was wearing a skirt and thought she had to fart, but it wasn't a fart..... it was diarrea and she shat all over the floor. She had to go home and get changed and the janitor had to clean it up
and WHY do our avatars look alike? They do? God i need to make another eye doctor appointment  | |
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jayaredee said: My aunt works in retail selling female perfumes and shit.
Anyways one of her colleagues was wearing a skirt and thought she had to fart, but it wasn't a fart..... it was diarrea and she shat all over the floor. She had to go home and get changed and the janitor had to clean it up 
....They actually sell the shit as well...  
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A friend of mine told me that she was at work and she "sharted". She said it was running down her leg and she had to try to get to the bathroom without anyone noticing. She wanted to go straight to her car and go home but her car is brand new. When she got to the bathroom she said IT was all over her thong and some of it had reached the front. Ughhhhh!!
I could not stop laughing when she told me this. I was literally in tears. I swear women tell gay men everything that's why I love 'em.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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This is a shit thread. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: A friend of mine told me that she was at work and she "sharted". She said it was running down her leg and she had to try to get to the bathroom without anyone noticing. She wanted to go straight to her car and go home but her car is brand new. When she got to the bathroom she said IT was all over her thong and some of it had reached the front. Ughhhhh!!
I could not stop laughing when she told me this. I was literally in tears. I swear women tell gay men everything that's why I love 'em. i wouldnt have said that that was a matter for the IT department. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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I play the game..."is that gas" every once in a while. Thoyugh I don't mess around..I play that game in the Bathroom. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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muirdo said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: A friend of mine told me that she was at work and she "sharted". She said it was running down her leg and she had to try to get to the bathroom without anyone noticing. She wanted to go straight to her car and go home but her car is brand new. When she got to the bathroom she said IT was all over her thong and some of it had reached the front. Ughhhhh!!
I could not stop laughing when she told me this. I was literally in tears. I swear women tell gay men everything that's why I love 'em. i wouldnt have said that that was a matter for the IT department.
I'm going to have to tell her!!! [Edited 5/2/05 9:42am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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B2O2O2T2Y said: Can you guys tell i didn't get ANY sleep?yes but I shat on myself!  disgusting!tryin 2 make a dollar out of 15 cents!
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This topic is nasty, but liquid farts happend to even the best of us. I wonder has Prince experienced boo boo incidents on stage....  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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superspaceboy said: I play the game..."is that gas" every once in a while. Thoyugh I don't mess around..I play that game in the Bathroom.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud. I had a creamy fart once while I was ushering at a movie theater. I had to call my sister and have her bring me a new pair of slacks. Then I took a break from tearing tickets, went into the bathroom and threw my rotten pants into the trash and got into my new ones. Some lessons are tougher than others. | |
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