on my morning drive i flick, flick flick through the radio stations and after the obligatory "slow motion", i land on stern.

WHY is he getting these PETA chicks to take off their clothes to prevent him from drowning some mealworms. so the one chick says (in man voice) "well you said we could talk about our issues if i showed you my breasts" and i am just dying, dying ok, i haven't laughed alone in my car in a long time.

and then. why is some dude looking at me, wearing sunglasses missing one of the arms? they are old school too, like ray bans, all cockeyed on his face.

it's been a weird-funny morning so far.

starkitty said:

Are you writing this from your car?

as a matter of fact, i am that talented.

do you have busted sunglasses?

starkitty said:

Of course, but sunglasses are merely for show in Scotland. Do you bleach your moustache or opt for electrolysis?

Number23 said:

dude

post a pic of your band

its way cool

shausler said:

Do I detect sarcasm, shauzzielozzie?
Oh, any excuse.

alas, i am lip hair challenged.

i find wax or shaving works well in other areas, though.

Number23 said:

no sarcasm

im earnest

your band looked way mod

starkitty said:

shausler said:

Would you still say that if you knew how much I enjoyed burning the holes into that flag?
I was a couple years younger then, but I can still fit into that coat.

Number23 said:

i see no holes in that red X flag

lol


i see no image in fact

shaus, you are showing poor thread etiquette.

shausler said:

I can see it. Oh, how we'll laugh about this in years to come.

starkitty said:

did i thread jack red ?


oopsy

sorry

___-----~~~ VROOOMMM

shausler said:

oh i don't care about that. just say good morning, is all.

top of the mornin red


love the tribute to the frog btw

where he at?

good morning, sir.

he's there in my ear, don't you see?

starkitty said:

i thought that was an elbow

hey!

love that tribute to me, btw.

you know, morning radio itself is pretty annoying.

that's why i 6-CD bose it

hey shausie - get red, not mad.

howard stern getting girls to reveal flesh? what's new?

it just made me laugh this morning.

hello PEJ.

starkitty said:

hi, actually he may be moving to XM radio soon so people are gonna have to pay to hear him and :burp: into the microphone personally I enjoy listening to Ardy from the Stern show.... everybody else on there just seems like they're all on his nut sack...

he who signs the check has the hangers-on-the-nutsack.

so to speak.

PEJ said:

If you go to howardstern.com there is acountdown of like 16 mos before his contract is up. XFM? Who knows? I heard the PETA chicks too this morning (Best of Stern) - very funny.

wasn't that hilarious. that chick had the deepest voice ever, trying to give away a veggie starter kit (after topless kissing).

starkitty said:

were the arms neon colored?

There's nothing funny about drowning worms!

Christopher said:

dude, it was like risky business, but busted.

you still have your aviators around your neck (mine were white)