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I'm back! And boy, was it was difficult.
Bar a few supporters, the Org let me down on the getting-back-to-the-real-world front. But I'm here now, purely because of the power of my magic clitoris. It sure showed those demons of the dark a thing or two. So now I'm back, it's time for another round of Ask GhostlyNun Ask away! | |
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Are you still a cunt? | |
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Cloudbuster said: Are you still a cunt?
Of course I am. But it's surrounded by woman. And a pure, holy one at that. By the way, did those scabs clear up? | |
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about your 'magic clitoris'...
what do you do when your man is too... rough down there? also, when you throw it into the air does it turn into sunshine? | |
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Dear Ghostly Nun,
do we still have to post our questions in form of a letter? Best regards Dances-a-lot Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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Do you really collect used gum and dried dog poop off the streets for use in your daily beauty rituals? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Will you marry me?
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Dear GhostlyNun can you do this? (rubs his head and pats his belly) | |
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Dear nun.
Meekle has asked that I crack open eggs on the soles of his feet. I am deeply concerned as I dont like eggs. ( I do really, but I had to make an excuse) your advice please. me. | |
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Dear GN,
What inspires someone to live a celebate life? Is this a hard lifestyle to maintain? Do you feel like a piece of meat when you're in a room with 2 dozen sexually repressed men? S.P. | |
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GhostlyNun said: And boy, was it was difficult.
Bar a few supporters, the Org let me down on the getting-back-to-the-real-world front. But I'm here now, purely because of the power of my magic clitoris. It sure showed those demons of the dark a thing or two. So now I'm back, it's time for another round of Ask GhostlyNun Ask away! Weren't u in 'The Entity'? | |
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starkitty said: about your 'magic clitoris'...
what do you do when your man is too... rough down there? also, when you throw it into the air does it turn into sunshine? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Dear GN,
What inspires someone to live a celebate life? Is this a hard lifestyle to maintain? Do you feel like a piece of meat when you're in a room with 2 dozen sexually repressed men? S.P. P.S. Do you become moist when you find yourself in this situation? Do you wear panties underneath your habit? | |
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GhostlyNun said: Cloudbuster said: Are you still a cunt?
Of course I am. But it's surrounded by woman. And a pure, holy one at that. By the way, did those scabs clear up? My scabs turned out great. I put them in an envelope for you. I'll get them posted soon. | |
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dear ghostly nun:
i'm pretty sure a nun isn't allowed to have a clitoris. is that why yours is magic? rgds x [This message was edited Fri Jul 30 18:59:38 2004 by XxAxX] | |
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how lovely to see you, oh humblest of Sisters!
i have a religious question for you: my husband is an agnostic, and i'm a buddhist. however, our dogs have turned out to be greek orthodox and hindu, respectively. what are the chances of our cat turning out roman catholic, and the bunny atheist? and is there any way to prevent that from happening? could it be the canned food? | |
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oh, no! Ghostly Nun's magic clitoris has failed !! maybe a heavier dose of holy water was needed after all!
i pray for your speedy re-appearance, oh holiest of org sisters! | |
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Dear GhostlyNun:
Why is it that some people always want to run marathons on Thursdays? I don't understand. Curiousity Got the Best of Me P.S. Glad you made it back. Gotta love that clit! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Dear GhostlyNun,
Will you ever answer our questions? | |
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Oh, crap in a hat! Looks like she's fading from the corporeal plane again.
Guess I have to get back to my magic chant to anchor her spirit here: Mekalekahimekahineyho! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Ghostly nun, if I pray hard enough can I get one of those magic clits? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Dear GhostlyNun,
What is this 'crap in a hat' that JediMaster speaks of? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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luv4u said: Did you enjoy your vacation??
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